Long Rectum Poems
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Strangers In PeoriaI met a proper woman in a proper pub on a Monday in Peoria. It was noon, time for lunch, and we were sitting stool to stool over very large burgers at a long mahogany...
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Categories:
rectum, break up,
Form:
Prose
Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl KovalovichAce colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich
revisited January 23rd, 2024
on the evening before yours truly
(the one and only Matthew Scott Harris),
a stand up comic wannabe, who
historically heartily hales
from Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
undergoes oh joy rapture colonoscopy.
Three days...
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Categories:
rectum, angel, anxiety, appreciation, birthday, blessing, death, health,
Form:
Free verse
She Believes In Lavender MoonsIntroduction: one of the nice aspects of having an oeuvre as a poet is the ability to see where you have changed over the years. this is such a poem where i can see the...
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Categories:
rectum, faith, growth, myth,
Form:
Free verse
An anticlimactic sexual eventAn anticlimactic sexual event...
with Barb Black née Beebee
to help set the ghost
of little Willy Brandt free
(a non German, but germane fellow
courtesy Craigslist classified
personals of mine invitee
she replied, I took liberty
to Google her first...
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Categories:
rectum, 12th grade, adventure, betrayal, december, desire, fantasy,
Form:
Free verse
The Toilet Paper RevolutionDate June 2024
A large group picketed outside
Of the toilet paper factory.
People held picket
Signs marching in a circular line.
The Group chanted:
Revolters deserve better bottom
Paper on this caper! The group
Became bigger...
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Categories:
rectum, anger, history,
Form:
Alliteration
Ace Colonoscopy Doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich and Larry BorowskyAce colonoscopy doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich
and Larry Borowsky
Though necessary to down:
four Dulcolax laxative tablets,
quaff half 238 gram bottle of Miralax
over span of eight hours,
and if necessary even one Fleets Enema,
I...
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Categories:
rectum, adventure, age, anxiety, appreciation, blessing, care, death,
Form:
Free verse
A Field Day Shoe Fit For Mother GooseA field day shoe fit for Mother Goose
Fruitless effort squeezing figurative juice
Pandora called triggering
helter skelter to get loose
necessitating Bullwinkle J. Moose
to usher at yours truly
(an aspiring wordsmith) vamoose!
Hey diddle diddle the...
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Categories:
rectum, 12th grade, adventure, age, animal, bird, color,
Form:
Rhyme
Mother Goose Would Find Her Tail Feathers RuffledMother Goose would find her tail feathers ruffled
Hey diddle diddle
the cat and the fiddle
when off to see
a crooked man and woman,
whilst cowards jumped
over moo ving little
pair of mismatched muggles,
who both walked...
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Categories:
rectum, abuse, allusion, anger, animal, baby, bird, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Ability To Defecate Wildly Swings Both WaysAbility to defecate wildly swings (both ways)...
between incontinence and constipation
Irritable bowel syndrome i.e.
the former excretory bout I address
the above (polite way to phrase diarrhea)
and avoid moon efficient cheekiness,
yours truly doth buttress,
a literal warranted pain in...
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Categories:
rectum, 12th grade, adventure, desire, health, imagery, recovery
Form:
Free verse
A Field Day For Mother GooseHey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle
when off to see a crooked man and woman
whilst cowards jumped over moo ving little
pair of mismatched muggles,
who...
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Categories:
rectum, adventure, change, confusion, faith, freedom, humorous, hyperbole,
Form:
I do not know?
Defecation Clogged Toilet BowlDefecation clogged toilet bowl...
courtesy prescription laxative AMITIZA
and found (me) zee papa pooped out,
thus embarrassing communiqué I post,
a reasonably rhyming poetic shout
to air grievances
concerning outsize bowel movement
hoping (fat/slim chance)
Mike Rowe happens tubby about,
though shadow of doubt
he...
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Categories:
rectum, 12th grade, adventure, grief, humorous, muse, stress,
Form:
Rhyme
Learning when how to close seat thenLearning when/how to close seat then...
flush... the toilet with good frisson!
Bull leave me you, though how bison
teen and juvenile
from a sixty four year old
married male no less!
(alternately titled long windedly
using lower case letters:
no matter...
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Categories:
rectum, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, age,
Form:
Rhyme
Learning When How To Close Seat ThenLearning when/how to close seat then...
flush... the toilet with good frisson!
(alternately titled long windedly
using lower case letters:
no matter tidily bowled over based
upon real events, perhaps subject devoid
of literary merit and/or taste
no embarrassment, cuz
I got nothing...
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Categories:
rectum, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, anger,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Purgative Debacle Debilitated Me December 18th 2020Purgative debacle debilitated me December 18th, 2020
Hoop fully adequately explains
source of odoriferous dry rot,
ye possibly smell, I jot
within this reasonable rhyme
without putting Johnny on the spot
my absence NOT attending fellowship,
today December 20th, 2020
albeit remotely, cuz...
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Categories:
rectum, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, caregiving,
Form:
Rhyme
Queen Anne's Revengewishing he had sung his prayers last night
from both ends to the middle
fell to the ground in adoration
tore a wake through the ink stains
but not from satisfaction
plastic Jesus hold my head
a round of applause for...
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Categories:
rectum, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
Defecation Clogged Toilet Bowl Courtesy MetamucilDefecation clogged toilet bowl courtesy metamucil..
and found (me) zee papa pooped out
Anal eyes zing thee
nightly dump for yesterday
July 8th, 2020 - whereby
plunger helped obstruction give way
I nearly lost me life and limb oy vey
oh my...
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Categories:
rectum, adventure, dedication, desire, farewell, humorous, imagery, july,
Form:
Free verse
Happiest Science TeacherGood morning Poison Squirrels,
Today I am going to address your bowel problems
My class groans.
We don’t like to think about them.
We are teens.
Your mouth chews up food, right? Asks Mr. Lee.
Our science teacher is way too...
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Categories:
rectum, science, student, teacher,
Form:
Narrative
Don Diddy's DeedsDON DIDDY'S DEEDS
Diddy, the daring, dashing dude,
Dabbled in dalliances, oh so crude.
Darting through dreams, dollars, and deucing.
Dangling diamonds & jewels, with his schuffel dancing.4
Diddy dabbled, dashingly with deals & diamonds,
Emotionally locking Cassie, his victims...
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Categories:
rectum, 1st grade,
Form:
Alliteration
Tale From the LoreI have seen so much of life how can I
Give meaning to the moving parts
The ass long dead on the playfield breathing still
Until some boy accurate with a stone
Hit the gut, as from the rectum...
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Categories:
rectum, funny, mysterydark, dark,
Form:
Free verse
Saturday NightSaturday Night
Smoked cigarette butts in
The cup of runny-mud-thick cold minestrone soup
Half gone
My inebriated head melts
Into my numb hairless fingers, hang nails hung over from
A sober week at the office
Half a dream
A purple man steals my...
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Categories:
rectum, depression,
Form:
Free verse
Zealous Solemn Namaste Kowtowing Looaside from being worn
during mortal kombat firmly braced
full body armor suited up
with proctologists safely positioned
most definitely
...
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Categories:
rectum, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, brother,
Form:
Free verse
Inside a DrumI dreamt of a washing machine,
In colours so obscene,
Of shades of caffeine,
It washed everything that was clean,
To a shiny muddy unclean,
It was part of it's routine,
It was never to fond of hygiene,
I found an old...
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Categories:
rectum, art, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
What Did We Get Stuck In 2012What Did We Get Stuck in 2012
The doctors in the OR had a busy time this year
Freeing things that got stuck in rectum, nose or ear
Or any other orifice that lies within our bod
The list...
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Categories:
rectum, health, people,
Form:
Rhyme
Brianna Shutter - BitchDark is black and black is dark; this is the day we did depart. No more saying it’s ok, no more hugs to take the pain away. You left me as if in rain and...
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Categories:
rectum, anger, betrayal, break up, death, depression, evil,
Form:
Rhyme
Love, Above All - My SpiritDejected on my bed this morn, I lay while contemplating,
what seems to be a day to face, I’m really quite unwilling
The peaceful place that used to be for me was so inspiring,
has come to be...
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Categories:
rectum, conflict, how i feel, love, uplifting, words,
Form:
Quatrain