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Mother Goose Would Find Her Tail Feathers Ruffled

Mother Goose would find her tail feathers ruffled Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle when off to see a crooked man and woman, whilst cowards jumped over moo ving little pair of mismatched muggles, who both walked from scan din navy yah, where dog goniff imps jousted with brittle shaky spears, den did mark neither path to Norway, where pan demon neeyum erupted over adult playing monkey in the middle and bear witness to such sport as dishabille donned dude named Evan spoon fully ladled insults adrip with indignity of loosing - bubbling and dribbling spittle spluttering trumping monitor to claim game rigged, which assault whipped a ban she against being accosted from mish shuga, a tower ring ebony Amazonian, who tittles late tad evincing groan nips quibbling over what appeared to be a van knit tee fair of bruising egos essentially fighting for dominion over right to urinate i.e. piddle and defecate in non gender specific restrooms wan ever the urge to empty the bladder or rectum - (even if poop peas, the size of a skittle) fraught major firestorm ratcheting, synonymous with dandy rhyme without reason - cents less ditty - snap, pop, and crackling as hot cakes on a griddle. Actually, the above juiced a freaky sideshow portraying diss obeyed rubric of respect, where decent honorable linkedin maturity laid waste to sham politesse, whar all stops pulled sans presidential debates shade no light on meaty issues, but mudslinging as faux hit parade housing an offer to make America Great Again thru yelping vanguard, uber up lyft promulgating, and intimating four years times fifty two long weeknd rock'm sock'm bash re: hollow wean qua vamp pyre avast statefarm riotous quacking whence life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness decayed into growling pedigreed mishmash made for kickstarter bullied prize cock fighters indeed jimmying stockade bag of tricks viz contesting scalawags, tearing like rabid animals inlaid with bared teeth, and mouth frothing foam, who just barely evade coming to fisticuffs, while presenting scathing hair raid nada so hill lair re: us political pugilists making up rules on shutterfly spotify, and not afraid toot change horses in midstream to fix outcome of game of thrones spouting unfair sands casino trade thus, billy-clubbing husband of opponent indulged in many a rapacious escapade smear tactics and mistruths essentially, he sung hiz zone battle hymn of republican party, a mockery and charade driving donnybrook conspiratorial billed Jefferson muttering arcade guarded by ensconced male and female Petsmart Weimaraner, attired in a nasty getup elephant and donkey Thomas Nast costumes respectively while viewers entertained, who succeeds as next blade runner, and earn chance to run country into the ground, then a fancy feast for morticians, one world wide webbed graveyard lichen symbiotic moss lee tubby taken back by Mother Nature, thee indomitable ace analogous to diamond in the rough clubbed motörhead did spade!

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