Don Diddy's Deeds

DON DIDDY'S DEEDS Diddy, the daring, dashing dude, Dabbled in dalliances, oh so crude. Darting through dreams, dollars, and deucing. Dangling diamonds & jewels, with his schuffel dancing.4 Diddy dabbled, dashingly with deals & diamonds, Emotionally locking Cassie, his victims in bounds. Danced with danger, without any care, Dazzling in debauchery, beyond compare.8 He drummed down the drive, desperados asleep. His dirty dealings drift so demonically deep. His escapades, oh, how they continued to soar, Delighting in debonair exploits galore.¹² Dabbling in dalliances, some would say, Diddy, the dope dapper, led the way. Defiantly dancing, Diddy dodged the daylight, Detouring, dipping, delightful in his play-fight.¹6 But alas, his luck began to wane, Dastardly deeds led to disdain. Doomed to dwell within a jail, Diddy's deeds finally met their entail.²° “Damn these daring deeds,” Diddy declared, As the dense, drowsy dungeon despaired. Dunce-cap deputies, with a look of disdain, Debated if Diddy’s destiny was to end his reign.²4 "Won't stop, can't stop", the detainees danced & mocked. A fate worse than death now seem a must. His he gon' do the Harlem schuffel all day? Or he's gon' be boys' bombarded like bombey?²8 I hope the good ones don't bend over To pick up the soap, else rectum will suffer.³° Some of the boyz buddies want Honey Combs, Don Diddy might finally run out of all hopes. So here ends the tale of dirty Diddy's flight, From daring escapades to a cell so tight.³4 Let this be a lesson, loud and clear. Dabble in decency, & never let dirty deeds appear.³6 VICK MANUEL POETRY {VMP} FORM: Alliteration/Rhymes Copyright ©December 2023.