A Field Day For Mother Goose
Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle
when off to see a crooked man and woman
whilst cowards jumped over moo ving little
pair of mismatched muggles,
who both walked from scan
din navy yah, where dog goniff imps
jousted with brittle
shaky spears, den did mark neither path to nor way, where pan
demon nee yum erupted over adult
playing monkey in the middle
and bear witness to such sport
as dishabille donned dude named Evan
spoon fully ladled insults adrip
with indignity of loosing - bubbling spittle
spluttering trumping monitor to claim game rigged,
which assault whipped a ban
she against being accosted from mish shuga,
a tower ring ebony Amazonian, who tittles
late tad evincing groan nips quibbling
over what appeared to be a van
knit tee fair of bruiting egos essentially
fighting for dominion over right to urinate i.e. piddle
and defecate in non gender specific restrooms wan
ever the urge to empty the bladder or rectum -
(even if poo peas, the size of a skittle)
fraught major firestorm ratcheting,
synonymous with dandy rhyme without reason - cents less ditty -
snap, pop, and crack ling as hot cakes on a griddle.
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actually, the above juiced a freaky sideshow portraying dis obeyed
rubric of respect, where decent honorable linkedin maturity laid
waste to politesse, whar all stops pulled
sans presidential debates shade
no light on meaty issues, but mudslinging as faux hit parade
housing an offer to make America Great Again
thru yelping vanguard, uber up lyft promulgating,
and intimating 4 years times 52 long weeknd rock'm sock'm
bash re: hollow wean qua vamp pyre avast statefarm riotous quacking
whence life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness decayed
into growling pedigreed mishmash made
for kickstarter bullied prize cock fighters
indeed jimmying stockade
bag of tricks viz contesting scalawags,
tearing like rabid animals inlaid
with bared teeth, and mouth frothing foam,
who just barely evade
coming to fisticuffs, while presenting scathing hair raid
nada so hill a re: us political pugilists
making up rules on shutterfly spotify, and not afraid
toot change horses in midstream to fix outcome of game
of thrones spouting unfair sands casino trade
thus, billy-clubbing husband of opponent indulged
in many a rapacious escapade
smear tactics and nasty mistruths.
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