Long Quaff Poems
Long Quaff Poems. Below are the most popular long Quaff by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Quaff poems by poem length and keyword.
TozzathPellucid pachyderms wade across
the purpling River Manjees
and Tozzath watches from the bank,
the seat of his maroon pantaloons soaked with mud,
his nostrils flaring with the fragrance of ombadalias,
whose lacey petals flutter
like the wings of long-dead...
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Categories:
quaff, death, fantasy, girl, magic, word play,
Form:
Free verse
Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl KovalovichAce colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich
revisited January 23rd, 2024
on the evening before yours truly
(the one and only Matthew Scott Harris),
a stand up comic wannabe, who
historically heartily hales
from Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
undergoes oh joy rapture colonoscopy.
Three days...
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Categories:
quaff, angel, anxiety, appreciation, birthday, blessing, death, health,
Form:
Free verse
GrandadYou know when you are growing up
The stages you go through
Make you the way you are
They help to make you...YOU
The people who you deal with
Whether family or your friends
Are very influential
And they're with you 'till...
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Categories:
quaff, age, appreciation, death, family, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Ace Colonoscopy Doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich and Larry BorowskyAce colonoscopy doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich
and Larry Borowsky
Though necessary to down:
four Dulcolax laxative tablets,
quaff half 238 gram bottle of Miralax
over span of eight hours,
and if necessary even one Fleets Enema,
I...
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Categories:
quaff, adventure, age, anxiety, appreciation, blessing, care, death,
Form:
Free verse
Goodbye and good riddance 2023Goodbye and good riddance 2023
Commencement writing this poem
began December 31st: 2:24 PM
ended December 31st: 03:53 PM.
The best geriatric effort I apply
twittering, ushering, and
albeit wheezing Auld Lang Syne
crocodile done deed tear
will yours truly cry
bidding,...
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Categories:
quaff, anniversary, anxiety, celebration, conflict, crush, firework, new
Form:
Rhyme
I'M Patient With KimmyI’m Patient with Kimmy (1), Have Patience for Paul (2)
Our political differences ring in my ear
with fake “Fire!” calls in theaters marketing fear!
‘Right’ won’t honor opinions of others, hate facts,
they are traumatized truants, Trump’s turncoats’...
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Categories:
quaff, america, loss, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Open ClosedOpen Closed
Open letter addressed by me to myself as
as though I am in any way complicit in...
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Categories:
quaff, introspection, me, me, red,
Form:
Blank verse
Mastering My LifeThe day was short and I was tall,
oops, got that backwards after my fall,
for I was mixed up and worried, befuddled I say
on this brand new morning in the month of May.
I set out...
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Categories:
quaff, addiction, adventure, age, career, crazy,
Form:
Lay
Separated By a Common Language"England and America are two countries separated by a common language."
...
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Categories:
quaff, america, england, language, word play, words,
Form:
Rhyme
Happiness vs Misery
Written: February 29, 2024
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In a sprawling sward of auburn swab
A seraphic sight soaked in dew at dawn
dazed distress and dust-laden air
delicacy and...
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Categories:
quaff, analogy, angst, happiness,
Form:
Free verse
Auf WiedersehnAuf Wiedersehn
Well here at last it's party time,in shorts and dirndl dress.
Excitedly we travelled to the fest, a night of pleasure lay ahead.
We knew from past...
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Categories:
quaff, friendship, fun, october,
Form:
Acrostic
Blindsided To Craft Eye Catching Title(alternately christened great insight
to those who Braille)
Ah.... so glad thee did ask
summoning poetic title
tis most daunting task
if lucky forthcoming praise
will yours truly to bask
and bathe with short lived,
while I quaff vintage
amber liquids out the
golden silver...
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Categories:
quaff, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure,
Form:
Free verse
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2019Commencement writing this poem
began December 24th: 08:04:03 PM
ended December 24th: 09:23:17 PM.
Soon Auld Lang Syne
sung bidding goodbye
adieu two thousand nineteen
uttered from every gal and guy
transfixing living mortals
with good cheer well nigh,
while awesome pyrotechnics
light up night...
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Categories:
quaff, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Sitting ThereSitting there on the wet cold pavement
Here is warm solace from a cold bottle
Preaching the gospel of the destitute
Exploring the vanity of my self defeats
Anger leads to harmonious frustrations
I’m lying to friends that I...
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Categories:
quaff, anger, anxiety, career, courage,
Form:
Free verse
RiseA dark secret I feel tempted to unfold
and the legacy of truth I'm bound to uphold
Ladies and gentlemen, let us view through this wicked universal kaleidoscope
and uncover the secrets of leadership as they try to...
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Categories:
quaff, africa, change, corruption,
Form:
Free verse
Banberry WineOne day ‘cross the meadow by Diggory Spring
I saw an amazing and curious thing
A wee little fellow no bigger than that
Was puffing a pipe blowing smoke through his hat
He had a small bottle of something...
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Categories:
quaff, fantasyme, drink, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Getting My BreathWe are in the age of raging time,
rhyme and reason down the drain
with our coffee grinds,
quick views and videos, terror on the tubes,
smart-mouths cursing
between commercials
repeating Breaking News.
Find somehow a parking place,
stand in line, glazed...
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Categories:
quaff, lifelife, me,
Form:
Personification
Two Poets Meet CollaborationWhat do you see when you see trees?
My eyes travel each trunk and branch.
With feathered leaves in blowing breeze
till the chipper comes with a cranch!
Your details shine with luminescence -
I eschew detail for the...
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Categories:
quaff, death, humor, love, poetry, tree,
Form:
Other
Two Poets Meet Collaboration
What do you see when you see trees?
My eyes travel each trunk and branch.
With feathered leaves in blowing breeze
till the chipper comes with a cranch!
Your details shine with luminescence -
I eschew detail for the...
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Categories:
quaff, feelings, fun, humor, poetry, poets, words, writing,
Form:
Rhyme
Be My Family - Abigail's DreamMy family crowds our frail dreams of success,
still, we fail in our struggle for butter, just bread!
Seems the rich view the world with their heads in the clouds,
they can’t hear, they can’t touch, those whose...
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Categories:
quaff, life, longing, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Vocabulist Nonalcoholic Punchdrunk Stupor January 1st 2020Vocabulist nonalcoholic punchdrunk stupor January 1st, 2020
Unlike the vast population swath,
with painful hangover
average celebrant merely
doth confusedly blink,
who devoutly pledge
new year resolution
to give up drink
immediately fall off wagon
as he/she eagerly downs
shot after fermented shot
while forearms link
with...
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Categories:
quaff, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, friendship,
Form:
Free verse
Nonpareil Les Belles Lettres SpellbindsNonpareil les belles-lettres spellbinds
Adherence regarding credo
to finish reading arbitrarily
self selected book beginning
to end silent promise made
otherwise, I experience guilt
analogous violating unwritten
law, said private oath binds me
against challenging non binding
unspoken promise additionally
never flipping thru pages reading
conclusion,...
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Categories:
quaff, 11th grade, 12th grade, appreciation, imagination, judgement,
Form:
Elegy
GraceThe autumn sky attunes itself to hearts,
a sour grey murky wash where lost eyes tire.
with insubstantial dust it affects so,
that vision blurs and minds retreat to when
those aged weary organs last supped hope;
and still they...
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Categories:
quaff, analogy, assonance, autumn, bible, faith, god, hope,
Form:
Sestina
2019 Polar Vortex Across Wide Band of North America2019 Polar Vortex - Across Wide Band Of North America
Ordinarily, the weather
considered non trees
son us, a neutral subject on par
with non nose wrinkling odoriferous cheese
usually ranks as minor distraction,
without whether yours truly agrees
or not, except...
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Categories:
quaff, america, deep, february, howl, january, surreal, weather,
Form:
Light Verse
The Haiku Corral - Part 3Haiku Licentioso
('They who quaff this cup shall see god
and The Magdalen')
with the *powder
that goes in the tea
comes the instructions:
''dump into the brew
mix salaciously
drink licentiously
and feel like a libertine''
''caution's for the birds
toss the birds back...
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Categories:
quaff, funny, life,
Form:
Free verse