Long Plumber Poems
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Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation redux revisited
Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited
Upteenth instance where yours truly
experienced assault upon hindquarters.
A worse hellish fate than perdition
and the closest in the throes
of agonizing death scene rendition
stabbing sphincter muscle spasms
wrench yours truly...
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Categories:
plumber, abuse, adventure, anger, angst, body, humorous, obituary,
Form:
Free verse
Tips For Modern Poets
Dear Novice Poet,
Welcome to the wide open wonderful world of poetry! Today more than ever before, a poem can easily be whatever you want it to be. The rules are simple. There...
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Categories:
plumber, write,
Form:
Prose
Coconut Madness
Oh Hanna.
The sinking of the USS Stefan wood.
Oh Hanna
I want to take you to Montana.
We can camp out by the springs we will go and see the way oil is founding...
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Categories:
plumber, allegory,
Form:
Free verse
Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be Bawdy
COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM...
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Categories:
plumber, giggle, jobs,
Form:
Limerick
100 Percent Natural Psyllium Husk Delivered Solid Ecstasy
100% Natural psyllium husk delivered solid ecstasy
As of late - I could not but barely move
mine whole body felt
analogous to sluggish mollusk
frequent constipation found yours truly
doubled over in gastrointestinal agony
as if elephant or red (livid...
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Categories:
plumber, best friend, caregiving, freedom, happiness, humorous, hurt,
Form:
Free verse
FBI CRISIS TEAM
The FBI CRISIS TEAM came on quite suddenly
I saw her standing there dark skinned ashy
knees she was after my identity strangest
feeling this crime is the worse because it lingers
identity fraud...
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Categories:
plumber, allah,
Form:
Iambic Pentameter
A Punny Death
A Coffee Merchant was the first man to find,
The corpse as he started off on his daily grind!
What he saw filtered through, so he had grounds
To send for the Police, to investigate what he'd found!
He’d...
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Categories:
plumber, allegory,
Form:
Narrative
Open Minded Ike
Open minded Ike, who hailed from County Pike
Inherited a classic Indian Motor Bike
Being open minded and concerned it might offend
He buried it in the land fill of South Bend
Open minded Ike lived on the old...
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Categories:
plumber, vanity,
Form:
Narrative
A Prelude To Hell
No youngster himself, Fred often repeats what his father used to say:
"There are always preludes to hell."
For Fred one of those preludes is waiting for service people, folks who fix the things in...
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Categories:
plumber, age, war,
Form:
Prose
Bully Me You, I Exemplified Archetypal Scapegoat
Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat
Even as an old curmudgeon, aye pucker
and raspily suction, albeit toothless mouth
drawing reminiscent guffaws affecting
(think feeble attempt
impersonating plumber plunging -
unclogging backed up toilet),
flushed with satisfaction,
now...
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Categories:
plumber, anger, angst, anniversary, anti bullying, anxiety, august,
Form:
Rhyme
Jewels
I lived a quiet but active life, packed with brilliant sparkle and warm shine,
Like devoted lovers strolling under the captive moon, sometime after nine.
I was the manager of a jewelry store, with a number of...
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Categories:
plumber, beautiful, cheer up, color, fantasy, happiness, light,
Form:
Couplet
Bully me you I exemplified archetypal scapegoat
Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat...
who suffered cuts by a thousand knives.
Even as old (dish) married
(spooning) curmudgeon,
who receives social security disability
linkedin with social anxiety)
chose the fork less traveled
aye pucker with...
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Categories:
plumber, anger, bereavement, child abuse, family, innocence, pain,
Form:
Free verse
A Musing Plumber
I greeted the day, that seemed in a way,
...
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Categories:
plumber, funny, irony,
Form:
Rhyme
Finders Weepers, Mother Leavers
there was once a mother, who was different from any other. She was mean, she was rude, she was cruel and had an attitude. Her boyfriend, made her is world, but no matter what she...
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Categories:
plumber, abuse, anger, baby, caregiving, mom, sorrow, youth,
Form:
I do not know?
Categories:
plumber, adventure,
Form:
Shape
Earthling Bewails Hoovering World Wide Dread
Accursed human species
case in point Vladimir Putin,
who strikes terror across globe.
Don't underestimate his hell bent
zeal to attack United States,
one blood sucking infernal
predacious Homo sapien
mercilessly bullies, interrogates,
threatens... with zeal.
Considerably less mortifying
constitutes wrathful ordeals
exhibited by adults...
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Categories:
plumber, abuse, angst, anxiety, bereavement, betrayal, conflict, cry,
Form:
Free verse
50's and 60's Weird Tv On Channel Three - Part 1
I think I must be seeing things
Before me stand the four of kings,
They shuffle when the Bishop brings
Annette upon nine raven wings
And Beanie rides a sea serpent
And wonders where the yellow went;
I go to pay...
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Categories:
plumber, humor, humorous, me, old, parody, people,
Form:
Rhyme
Monoku Monday - Feb 2021
"Book Worms" Posted 1 Feb 2021
i'm reading a book about anti-gravity I can't put it down
that bio of Led Zeppelin's guitarist is a...
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Categories:
plumber, humor,
Form:
Monoku
The Most Excellent Pipes For House Plumbing
Want effective and long-lasting house plumbing? Here are few examples of the most excellent pipes for house plumbings that will last forever.
The most reliable pipes for house plumbing are ones that will persist for a...
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Categories:
plumber, abuse, allah, anti bullying, butterfly, care, cool,
Form:
Footle
Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat
Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat
Even as old (dish) married
(spooning) curmudgeon,
who receives social security disability
linkedin with social anxiety)
chose the fork less traveled
aye pucker with sunken cheeks,
(especially without dentures)
and raspily suction...
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Categories:
plumber, 11th grade, 12th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Free verse
The Thoughtless, Heartless, Do-Nothing Congress
The Thoughtless, Heartless, Do-Nothing Congress
Another day of carnage
In the USA
Little children
Eight, nine, ten and eleven years old,
Their life cut short,
By a mad person
With an automatic rifle
What will we all do?
Every week
More innocent people are
Victims of...
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Categories:
plumber, baby, birthday, children, dad, dance, games, mom,
Form:
Free verse
Prune juice as effective emetic
Prune juice as effective emetic
Brainstorming yields casting
the following plumbline
netting genetic, italic, kinetic,
magnetic, opportunistic, quixotic,
synchronistic, and universalistic result.
Ofttimes I experience constipation bout,
and thus the missus pours me a class
of natural laxative with clout
nursing...
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Categories:
plumber, age, analogy, angst, blessing, drink, holiday, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
The Battle of the Toilet Is Won
That’s it the battle is won, the toilet can fight no more
Three weeks ago the flush would overflow.
And kept leaving a puddle on the floor
I looked in the book, it said I needed a spare...
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Categories:
plumber, funny, water, water,
Form:
Epic
Nacho
None of these labels, titles or earthly things are a requirement to get into Heaven, Not None, so stop stressing over it. Nacho credit score, nacho degrees, nacho cars, nacho house, nacho race, nacho money,...
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Categories:
plumber, car, career, desire, god, life, people, stress,
Form:
Narrative
Bully Me You, I Exemplified Archetypal Scapegoat
Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat
Even as old curmudgeon, aye pucker
and raspily suction toothless mouth
drawing reminiscent guffaws affecting
attempt impersonating plumber
(think unclogging toilet)
please support your local bummer
back in the day one
long haired pencil neck geeks...
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Categories:
plumber, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, abuse,
Form:
Bio