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Patsy Foley Was Roly-Poly In 1947
It may have been the devil himself who prompted the kids in my schoolyard back in 1947 to chant "Patsy Foley's roly-poly from eating too much ravioli."

At first, no one could remember who started the...

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Categories: patsy, memory,
Form: Prose



Premium Member Eulogy For My Mother
Joyce Letitia Richmond-Solomon (A servant of God and a friend to man)

Every life has its seasons and God has created each individual for a purpose. Blessed and happy are those who discover their purpose and...

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Categories: patsy, bereavement, death, eulogy,
Form: Free verse
Three-Fifth Stooges Quartet

Moe
Larry
Curly

Shep 
Joe

This Three-Fifth Stooges moron quartet
are brain-slow slugs you don’t wanna IQ know

Just sitting on a milk crate,
waiting outside of the MGM studio gate
Moe, Larry and Curly passed my way

They were yukking it up,
talking clown...

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Categories: patsy, fun, humor, parody, political, satire,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Jay Pallen a Wonderful Sister and Friend
On a silver moonlit pillow’s blissful patch I dreamt nirvana 
verses for my sister Jay and our magic mutual bond,  that
gem-enhanced treasure chest, that life support as ironclad rampart 
for our twin psyche sparkle,...

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Categories: patsy, angel, beautiful, best friend, blessing, dedication, deep,
Form: Prose Poetry
Motion Sickness

My people love marching!
Attending rain dancing parades,
doing a bunch of fire-breathing talking
Little drummer boys and girls
playing foot soldier pretend grown up
Just defending the truth,
those marionette walkers will yell at you
in designer protest fashion
Motion activate the...

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Categories: patsy, allusion, culture, leadership, truth,
Form: Elegy



Facebook Posts
Who doesn't check on their Facebook timeline?
Even Mr. Been does

Everywhere its competition 
At least for me it is rarely true

Before i post i first weigh 
what others have got to say
 
That's why i think...

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Categories: patsy, future, humor,
Form: Free verse
Two Steps Ahead
You’ve met me,
but you just don’t know it yet
The dream house that you want,
I once polar bear hibernated there ...
two winter moons ago

The summer fruit of relaxation
that you’re tasting now,
I planted it 
two prior vineyard...

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Categories: patsy, conflict, spiritual, truth, wisdom,
Form: Epic
The Cooee-Booroo From Ireland and the Bootamurra Man
The Cooee-booroo was Irish, a migrant to this land, 
who fled his native Galway and the grip of famine's hand. 
For fifteen years he'd forged a life 'round Goulburn, New South Wales, 
though sought his...

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Categories: patsy, friendship, history, life, old, dream, home, dream,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Cha-Me-Le-On
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I sat one evening in the park
upon a bench I thought my own
but as the dusk turned into dark,
I realized I was not alone

I hadn't seen from where he'd come
or got a strong look at...

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Categories: patsy, animal, funny, games, humor, silly,
Form: Rhyme
History In Poetry-
HISTORY IN POETRY

REMEMBER, REMEMBER THE 5TH of NOVEMBER.

The world still remembers Mr Guy Fawkes,
who plotted to blow up the House of Lords.
Tortured, guilty of treason, the story is told
how he cheated The Hangman; he jumped...

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Categories: patsy, death, education, history, holiday, inspirational, people, time,
Form: Rhyme
Froggy Kiss


“Truth isn’t truth,”
that’s what some Cap’n Obvious toady recently said

He was pissy mad, when his angry tears wet the bed

Lieutenant Rudy Brown-Nose 
a has-been sniffing the swine caboose breeze:
Loco breath wafting 
between sulfuric methane, ...

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Categories: patsy, character, integrity, philosophy, truth,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Ten Years Old That Christmas Day
I went to sleep on Christmas Eve and woke up in the past
With cotton footed jammies on, that I was ten when I wore last
I saw a man who looks like me, who I realized...

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© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: patsy, christmas, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme
Music For You P.S. (Adult Content)
Music comforts the soul, cures that restless spirit.
       Some songs will make you crank up the volume so everyone can hear it....
Music can alter moods, and talk to you.
...

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Categories: patsy, musicme, song, music, me, music, song,
Form: Free verse
Being There
Diamonds are a dangerous commodity.
Topaz brickettes pave lost roads 
for the unfortunate paths 
of bewildered Dorothy's
(and misguided second-removed cousins).
The birthday cards
I send myself,
are never returned to sender;
they're forwarded to you.

Rubies are ominous and a crucial...

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© John Heck  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: patsy, love, birthday,
Form: Free verse
Tears
TEARS

                      They tell me there are no tears in heaven,
    ...

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Categories: patsy, appreciation, care, daughter, love, philosophy,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member America Watts 1851-1934
America Watts
1851-1934

Mister White buried me here beside Greek George,
Back here, with the wind-tossed weeds and the walnuts.
“Hey George, you old camel driver, you.
Can you hear me over there?
I can relate to your dogged controlling ways.”
With...

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Categories: patsy, marriage,
Form: Epitaph
When Love Is Too Much Yet Not Enough
I did not know suffering 
I knew not pain
I knew nothing of love
Until you came into my desperate life

You came and conquered my heart; I fell hard
But soon after I found lonely nights without you
Your...

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Categories: patsy, loss, lost love, love, love hurts,
Form: Free verse
Coffee Boy

There’s an important meeting
on the upcoming shark calendar itinerary
A prospectus offer from a suitor company
demands an improper greeting
The boss lady wanna know
who’s gonna lead the negotiating envoy
Carry the corporate banner
for this back channel acquisition ploy
But...

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Categories: patsy, business, corruption, humorous, satire,
Form: Light Verse
Retrograde Liberty

You’re a consumer pawn on the cargo chessboard,
being merchandise moved 
by the mighty, 
free-market bellow powers-that-be:
The Babble Tower titans of industry

And the fawning, vote hopes that you have
is advancing 
conveyor belt backwards
The packaged progress that...

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Categories: patsy, destiny, history, imagery, society,
Form: Alliteration
Anti-Ode To Rain
The big 'R', do you actually know what you're doing
To our week nation,
Absolute panic stations, feckin banter deflation, endless duration
Eternal damnation the foundation, our country's creation.
No shortage of hydration in any location, 
Sure isn't Patsy...

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Categories: patsy, angst, emotions, funny, hate, rain, weather,
Form: Limerick
Jif Is a Terrorist! Skippy Was Only a Patsy!
-In 2008, a massive recall of peanuts thought to be contaminated with bacteria occured. Not 
very many people became ill, and only twenty percent of those that did were hospitalized. 
Only a handful died. It...

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Categories: patsy, health
Form: Free verse
Smack Talking Turkey

What kind of gobbledegulp, 
holiday mess,
are you stuffing down your jaw giblets — 
one day early ...
you human turkey

Cubicle farm-raised patsy policies
is what your top executive, tinfoil hat fool handlers
are serving you 
lower oven rack...

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Categories: patsy, character, humor, satire, word play,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member 1960's Swingers

The great Elvis Presley stole the show
When it came to music, fast and slow

Patsy Cline could sing so sweet and fine
Without a doubt, her voice would shine

Hank Williams had a son with his name
Like father,...

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Categories: patsy, appreciation, feelings, music, song, sound,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Where Lightning Strikes Twice
There once was a patsy who wanted to make a buck 
With a parrot on his shoulder for good luck 
Bill was the bird’s name 
And he knew how to strategize to win life’s game...

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Categories: patsy, august, dream, fantasy, history, money, sunshine, vacation,
Form: Rhyme
Plenty Puddles Of

I was double aged in a gun barrel
Thirty silver pieces 
was gone in sixty trigger seconds

White smoke,
blue flame
Crimson puddles of scarlet pain

Crooked arch shot fear darts
from bent bow lips,
that appeared straight as an arrow

Caged number...

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Categories: patsy, allusion, perspective, truth, violence,
Form: Ode

Book: Reflection on the Important Things