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World War Ii Poems and Holocaust Poems - Vi - Chaim Nachman Bialik, Erich Fried
World War II Poems and Holocaust Poems - VI - Chaim Nachman Bialik, Erich Fried

After My Death
by Chaim Nachman Bialik
translation by Michael R. Burch

Say this when you eulogize me: 
Here was a man—now, poof, he's...

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Categories: ludicrous, holocaust, race, racism, truth, war, world, world
Form: Free verse



Please Help Yarn Hexed Door Neighbor
Please help yarn hexed door neighbor...

Yours truly pinned down by invisible 
vestiges of coronavirus and
getting attacked from angry plague 
of buttons, plus huge spools of yarn
grossly mistook me for human sock 
to seal and line...

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Categories: ludicrous, abuse, anger, bullying, character, december, humorous, husband,
Form: Rhyme
free to feel the way I feel
You don’t know how it feels
To be misunderstood and jaded
You won’t ever know till it kills you inside
To you, I speak words of wisdom
And it feels like I’m a million miles away
Just to feel isolated...

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Categories: ludicrous, angst, courage, emotions, endurance, happiness, hope, how
Form: Free verse
Gory Games
Gory video games are playing on the television screen…everyone watches excitedly without a flinch of fear…where’s peace when I need it? Where’s love when I want it? Where’s their sanity? Is it replaced with vanity...

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Categories: ludicrous, change, confusion, cool, crazy, deep, emotions,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member In a Quandary
I am so upset with anyone who has anything to do with Washington, the President and the swamp. The following is a compilation of my concerns. You don't have to read them, and if you...

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Categories: ludicrous, america, anger, conflict, feelings, political,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Who Is Killing Our Nation
Our country is full of hypocrites 
who stand up against nothing and bend over for everything 
the peoples amendments pushing European agendas upon us for change 
towards liberal law in our downfall
 
Unto our sovereignty...

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Categories: ludicrous, betrayal, patriotic, poverty, religion,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member In My Opinion
Everything that’s happening this year
was all planned out.
That’s what Agenda 21 (declared as false online)
 is all about.
Documents related to the plan
are out there in the world for anyone to see.
When I first heard about...

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Categories: ludicrous, political,
Form: Didactic
Premium Member Bicameral Gratitude
OK class, now listen up and down,
in and out,
said Professor Fuller Watts,
professing political philosophy 404.

We begin with a deductive
reductive
object lesson,
then spread out across inductive intuition
universal information 
and self-governing intelligence
through co-mentored gratitude.

I will speak in bipartisan...

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Categories: ludicrous, culture, peace, philosophy, political, thanks, thanksgiving, time,
Form: Narrative
Variations On a Theme
Variations On A Theme...
of hodgepodge strewn helter skelter
wonky inviting reader to mentally swelter.

Ach'n (ache Ken and burn'n) 
kickstarting existential and proverbial struggle
me species classified as generic muggle
analogous to entertainer 
with namesake of yours truly
starring an...

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Categories: ludicrous, abortion, absence, abuse, age, allusion, appreciation, destiny,
Form: Rhyme
The Finis Sing Touches Touche
The finis sing touches touché

Knead dull brows knitted; 
belief system I cogitate 
gearing thee ordinary bipedal hominid 
acquiesces to deck the halls 
of the mountain (dew) king with boughs 
of sister golden haired 
sprinkling angel...

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Categories: ludicrous, 12th grade, allusion, appreciation, blessing, creation, encouraging,
Form: Rhyme
Let It Be Then
Yesterday brought not a storm, 
But a suffocating stillness.
Everything stopped.  
My throat grew dry.  
My bones began to ache.  
The silent but constant rhythm of my little world seized.

Everything stopped.
Then in exactly...

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Categories: ludicrous, devotion, emotions, heartbreak, hope, i miss you,
Form: Prose
Love Hurts
Love could be pure beauty... Love could be a temporary high with an awful hangover...I can't deny that I loved you to the extreme - that changed so suddenly 
Opting out on love affairs, I...

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Categories: ludicrous, addiction, deep, grief, heart, lost love, love,
Form: Acrostic
I don't want you to
I don’t want you to go
I want to be free from woe
Know I care for you though
Reap what you sow
Reap what you sow…

Sowing what I reap
I keep on wanting to weep
I’m crying like you want...

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Categories: ludicrous, angst, anxiety, endurance,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member The Battle of Britain III
A dogged stance had made the beast retire
as disappointment filled the devil’s veins.
Though Brit resolve repulsed his hellish fire 
this demon’s air of pompousness remains.
His raging storm had faltered in the face 
of fierce resistance,...

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Categories: ludicrous, world war ii,
Form: Crown of Sonnets
Weird Fake News
Weird "fake" news

This pencil necked geek
did hair thru the long grapevine
actually following false tidbit
originated within imagination i.e. mine,
while stationed at Macbook Pro
laptop - time already inching close

to hour of rise and shine
yikes still no bloody...

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Categories: ludicrous, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, grave,
Form: Free verse
I Haint Donning Royal Carpet Treatment
I haint donning royal carpet treatment

No stuntman/woman showed up, 
albeit intervened in timely fashion
to thwart mishaps experienced 
courtesy me I bemoan,
and poet lore re: yet of Perkiomen Valley
Pennsylvania, United States of America
never suffered major illness...

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Categories: ludicrous, adventure, allusion, angel, blessing, father, grave, october,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Not So Friendly Discussions
Alfredo always abhorred angry approaches
After an amigo accosted after an argument
And, afterward, Alfredo abstained arguing,

Because blackening bruises betrayed blather
Berniccio blindly behaved better, bravely
Becoming brotherly before blasting bullies!

Carefully commandeering calmer Carlos,
Claiming cool comradeship courageously
Communicated clever candid...

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Categories: ludicrous, friendship, humorous,
Form: Abecedarian
Premium Member Never Underestimate Your Dragon; He Might Become a Great Professor Someday
An abandoned dragonling I did find,
I took him in and built a metal shed
for this dragonling to lay his head;
he grew to have a profound mind.

When dragonling was about four,
books he actually began to read
and...

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Categories: ludicrous, adventure, animal, fantasy, humor, myth, poems, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Rascallions and Other De-Blessed Humanizing Fauna
Some things are royal
others so prosaic

and then there's everything else

You bring your own biases to the choice

BUT the question then arises:

do these (even these)

belong to you?

It's Your day
Your life
Your breath

(cratered between small clumps
of sunrise and...

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Categories: ludicrous, allegory, hyperbole, paris, parody, perspective,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member Mad Men In High Places
If the world were a soccer ball I'd be mighty tempted
to kick it high to kingdom come.
After what I learned today I feel ripped off,
feeling the sparse warmth of a dimmed out sun.
Pray tell who...

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Categories: ludicrous, corruption, dark, death, environment,
Form: Rhyme
Old Signs Stay True
Trespassers will be shot


I Survive not as a man but as a human being
I' am level but bent elements of life cast in a mutant haze
to come close to satisfaction my only compromise
brought up in...

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Categories: ludicrous, nature, peace, philosophy, politicallife, god, dog, dog,
Form: Imagism
The Hungry Stones V
In time when night turned to dawn, I could see, 
It all appeared like sheer fantasy. 
Light-hearted, I put on my office hat, 
And hurriedly in my horse carriage sat 
To drive away myself to...

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Categories: ludicrous, allusion, bangla, fantasy, mystery,
Form: Narrative
Letter To the Lord
Dear Lord
I think Heaven is a price I can't afford
If such a place did exist
I would've hesitated before I wrote this
Since a kid I was never really into religion
So many to choose from how do...

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Categories: ludicrous, inspirational, passion, upliftingworld, heaven, earth, heaven, drug,
Form: Rhyme
Learning when how to close seat then
Learning when/how to close seat then...
flush... the toilet with good frisson!

Bull leave me you, though how bison
teen and juvenile 
from a sixty four year old
married male no less!

(alternately titled long windedly
using lower case letters:
no matter...

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Categories: ludicrous, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, age,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Breath of Life
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------   this is meant with a degree of humor   -----
------  but I know, joy is in the ears that hear  -----       
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To quote...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: ludicrous, bible,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things