Long Kibble Poems

The book of Trump is little read for minions are just fools,
As dropouts in the school of life, they don't have any tools
That rise above them cheating friends, to read is off the chart,
Humility is...

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CRAZY  HORSE

My crazy cat's called Crazy Horse;
abandoned at birth, she's a bit different
like calls to like its said.
No mummy to teach catty behaviour,
tiny blue eyes barely open
desperate to live, on discarded cat kibble.

Brought home,...

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You would be great! You are a natural the boss told Keith.
He was suspicious. Would I have to wear a costume or a wreath?
Nothing like that, his happy co-workers assured him.
He saw a bit of...

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Never Just a Dog
The day was long and hard
You greet me at the door
Ever ready to show the love
Ever ready to listen
Never judging, never arguing
You wag your tail and smile
Patiently waiting to have my
Hand; gently...

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What did you say Punk?  I was horrified; my heart fell with a clunk.
It was the ultimate hoodiest craziest out-of-control king. Mafioso Cat.
He is usually the last one people see before they land in...

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Dear Santa Claws, please bring me a new catnip mousey; my old one has so many holes that the nip won’t stay in and I can’t eat it all in one day; it gives me...

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Oh foolish lover’s rhapsody within a wounded chest
I feel the arms wound tightly where I’d lay my head to rest,
Ripped from limb wide open thrust into a covered door
Latched in place and time erased knees...

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On the edge of paradise,
woeful tears fall, cold as ice.
On that edge where I stand still,
ashen whips jut onto my will.

On that edge you sear my helm!
Kibble it like a spider; overwhelm!
Steering through many an...

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Leopard Kitty had the pool to herself.
She sat on the edge, on the cat-loving shelf.
Others saw her there, and tiptoed quickly away.
She looked to be in a vile ugly mood this fine day.

Oh, let’s go...

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Look into the camera the mighty space man said.
Jon’s Cat was hypnotized, clobbered in the head.
We are taking over, honey, the alien said with a chuckle.
Jon’s Cat was mad. He wanted to give the guy...

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Whisker Fever had suffered a really horrible, angry, bad day.
He had not gotten the Kibble he wanted. His master was way.
Creature he’s left him with was too prissy and stuck-up to like.
He would have pedaled...

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Here’s to all the dogs
who go out of their way, every day
to rescue their pet people
from the impossible-to-win,
rat race.

Who spend countless hours 
waiting in anticipation
Just to smother us in
kibble-breathed, saliva-kisses.

Who we trip over and step...

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They snuggled, wrestled, patted, hugged, slept and ate together.
Growing from babies to toddlers in all kinds of weather.
We brought out this photo and our daughter stared with horror.
You are as bad as the grandma who...

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This amazing red headed woodpecker has a solid rat-a-tat-tat
Creating a bit of interest from my well-fed old cat
Shark stops stalking my cardinals which are way too smart
And begins staring at the oak tree with the...

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There was a dog that was shy
To come out of his shell, was his aim
Since they always said, "Come here boy!"
He decided "Boy" was his name!

"Tramp" went up to Boy with paw out
In an attempt,...

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It’s only one day a year, Muffins said. We can do this.
Her friend Puddlewiddle gave a snarl and a hiss.
I don’t like wearing Antlers on my soft head!
I would much rather wear ribbons instead.

Come on...

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Mrs. Ryan keeps her cat inside at night 
but lets it out at dawn to go anywhere it likes
while she's at work. Every day the cat 

crosses the road to call on the Widow Murphy.
Mrs....

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Bulldog Village was amazed by the new Emperor Not their Choice
He was appointed by his arrogant cousin Ms. Vee Two Royce.
She brought him in on a spectacularly pretty summer day.
But he showed his pompous arrogance...

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Black eyes hang underneath fur covered eyebrows, 
Staring back at the manicure that restricts freedom 
Six feet of silence between them.
Pink leather wraps around it’s fatty neck,
 Overgrown nails tip toe on the gum plastered...

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Gorgeous Mr. T.W. Dog taught at the cat college, a big mistake.
They were snarly and growly, and many were totally fake. 
He tossed one meowing student out the window, she landed in a pond.
You cannot...

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I am king Doberman of my home
I stand guard when I am all alone
I love my master, he’s the man
But I am top dog, king of my land
He feeds me kibble and takes me out
He...

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You have to add kibble and mice and things that have fur,
This was added by my cat friend, Mrs. Not So Demure.
And we have to have feathers, don’t forget that!
This was said by her persnickety...

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The itsy bitsy glitzy ditzy ritzy kitty 
Makes the room seem rather pretty
My uncle is here, feeling puffed and silly.
His kitty stories are traveling willy nilly.

The itsy bitsy glitzy ditzy ritzy kitty is now….
Grooming herself,...

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The young cat bride was nervous.
Her prince had been at war for a long time.
Would he be the same Tom he had always been?
They met at the minister’s podium.

He gave her a wink. He was...

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After a death, dogs stay on to lay
in a human’s cooling shadows.
Linger to gnaw their love as invisible bones
with their chow and Kibble.
They will dig under ice, even rocks
for a sight of a lost face.

The...

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