Long Jokingly Poems
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FICTIONAL BIO:
FICTIONAL BIO:
The missus asked me
(hitherto known as her bozo)
just mere moments ago
to craft humorous poem to glow
nsync with the shiny nose of Rudolph
keeping syncopated metrical flow
thus methought to crow
about being equally as foolish
streaking naked outside...
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Categories:
jokingly, adventure, allegory, courage, cute, hair, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Chapter 166-- DAMIAN DELILAH MALLORY HOLANNYA: The figuring of complications
September 2051
Early afternoon part of one plan unfolded
Amaliah asked, "You can really cook?" Damian replied, "aaye sis I've been a bachelor with my own place for some years before I married....
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Categories:
jokingly, age, baby, birthday, black love, family,
Form:
Free verse
The Global Bankers and Me
" Good evening gentlemen, at last we meet.
I am so honored to bask in the presence of your company.
Meeting all of you global bankers has always been my fantasy,
so seeing you all before me now...
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Categories:
jokingly, fantasy,
Form:
Rhyme
Chapter 117 -- Damian Delilah Mallory: Celebration of Life Ii --- a Family Affair
August ushered in a Rain storm
lasting 2 days. Damian laid in bed
11 in the night listening to the pouring
Rain beside Dolly. He touched Dolly
"Come to me Mrs. Me I need you
Delilah baby." Dolly...
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Categories:
jokingly, 9th grade, absence, business, devotion, emotions, water,
Form:
Alliteration
Chapter 140-- DAMIAN DELILAH MALLORY HOLANNYA: Dasheri Hakim
Date: July 2050
Beautiful summer Saturday late
Morning. Pool party full force.
Everybody busy all seemed fine.
Damian stayed close to Molly and
Monitored her. "Feeling good my love?"
He caressed her 9 month pregnant
Belly. "I'm...
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Categories:
jokingly, child,
Form:
Alliteration
Chapter 167--- DAMIAN DELILAH MALLORY HOLYANNA: Holly Damian and the Hakim clan
September 2051
Molly Dolly and Holly were busy celebrating the end of spring inthe garden. Sidney joined Adonis Kyon CJ and Damian in the weight room. As they busied themselves...
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Categories:
jokingly, celebration, color, family, father son, for teens,
Form:
Free verse
1856 Revisited - PART ONE
It's been just over seven months since I fell off the roof
I'd never believed in miracles, but they happen I'm proof
Apart from a limp when walking I was feeling quite well
And that I'd suffered a...
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Categories:
jokingly, america, death, england, fantasy, humanity,
Form:
Rhyme
ah, wassailing!
We’re in NYC - at last - on Christmas vacation, and it feels like a pardon.
It’s amazing what can happen in just a few wild and change-filled hours. One minute, seemingly, you’re in a picture...
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Categories:
jokingly, christmas, holiday, humor, new york,
Form:
Free verse
Kaos In -Part 3-
Blanked out
Blanket bliss...
I pout and doubt
And all dat 'n diss
I'm not spic and span
I'm not fine and dandy
Rollercoaster my blues
I have some news...
scrambled with clues
Wearing diffarant (being arrogant and different) shoes
All I said
All...
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Categories:
jokingly, angst, cool, crazy, deep, depression, desire, imagination,
Form:
Free verse
Inapropos Trois Faux Pas Jokingly Blurted Out
Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out...
yesterday August 30th, 2022.
The following fictitious account
predicated upon words spilling
out me mouth before taking time
to think through how sarcastic remark
would affect primary listener.
Comments about marital matters
particularly ours (yours truly...
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Categories:
jokingly, adventure, august, fate, funny love, husband, sorrow,
Form:
Free verse
The Good In Me
I was raised by a religious mother.
She took us always to church.
The first words out of my mouth (as I’ve been told)
were “Jesus loves me.”
Yes, I was raised very much with religion.
Children raised...
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Categories:
jokingly, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
Decoupling
Your life may be full of sparkles and ove-lay but the rest of us sometimes struggle under storm clouds.
Anna (one of my roommates) broke up with her BF of a year. It seemed to happen...
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Categories:
jokingly, boyfriend, break up, dance, friendship, fun, heartbreak,
Form:
Free verse
Prevarication Invites Animadversion Plus Aggravation
After beguiling charisma,
damnable excoriations fixedly,
gamely, horribly, insult jesting,
kibitzing, loosely mindless nattering,
outlandish pablum, quintessentially
representing senseless trumpeting,
unswervingly vapid wordy
X-DOUBLE-MINUS
yawping zest.
If ye did not already guess from thee
above blimey claptrap, Das English flap
doodle glib human incorporates jokingly,
kookily,...
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Categories:
jokingly, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Light Verse
Right Now
I just want to preserve how I feel right now.
Because today, I'm in pain.
My back and hips hurt.
I got 3 hours of sleep last night after crying for an hour.
I cried this morning before...
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Categories:
jokingly, 11th grade, friendship, loneliness,
Form:
Free verse
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Mary, Jimmy, and Tommy had a garbage
can lid full of charcoal burning.
They were Homeless but they had each
other.
Mary was telling Jimmy how she managed
to get the free charcoal from the Sav-Mart.
...
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Categories:
jokingly, holiday, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Green Chapter Ten
As Malik drove back home he thought about
the meeting he was suppose to have with Jade.
"I wonder what Jade wants to meet with me about?"
Club Envy was the most talked about strip club
in all of...
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Categories:
jokingly, black african american, community, corruption,
Form:
Narrative
The Scars I Bear
If a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step
Then certainly...If by any chance it is
The scars I bear did not just come by midnight
They did not come at me at night like...
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Categories:
jokingly, anxiety, confusion, courage, endurance, faith,
Form:
Blank verse
The Alta Dena Cow
There is, in the Los Angeles area, a well-known brand of milk, called Alta Dena. Near also,
is the city named Alta Dena, and my grandson lives there. I asked him if he had...
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Categories:
jokingly, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Stranded In Bittercold Without Food Or Drink
Stranded in bittercold without food or drink...
Though the following
twittering scenario quite absurd,
methought diehard adherents of mine
(intimation also quite far-fetched),
some unnamed readers insomnia
nevertheless could benefit courtesy
a thought provoking tweet
east of Eden heard.
Dire straits necessitated
yours truly...
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Categories:
jokingly, absence, adventure, animal, beauty, bird, environment, winter,
Form:
Rhyme
How God Works
A young man attended a Wednesday Night Bible Study and the Pastor preached about listening to GOD and
obeying the Lord's voice. The young man couldn't help but ponder, 'Does GOD still speak to people?'
After service,...
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Categories:
jokingly, 4th grade,
Form:
Acrostic
Old Jack the Halloween Scrooge
Old Jack hated Halloween night.
The constant ringing of his doorbell
he didn't like. So he turned off his
household lights.
His wife said, "Why did you go and
do that, Jack?" he replied "They
won't see...
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Categories:
jokingly, halloween, happiness, heart, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Spouse Sets Obstacle Course Endangering My Life and Limb
While sidestepping impediments,
Achilles heel stricken with paralyzing zap
chronically inducing captain klutz
to bemoan and yap,
i.e. (think) booby trap
strategically laid down by the missus -
necessitating yours truly
to patschke with marauder map
in an to circumvent and handicap
becoming lame...
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Categories:
jokingly, abuse, autumn, humorous, husband, perspective, september, wife,
Form:
Rhyme
The Way You Made Me Feel
I'm not easy
For people to talk to.
I'm quiet and awkward
And what do I say?
(Why don't I say more?)
I'm not that pretty,
I'm average at best.
You say I'm beautiful
But you say it to other girls too.
(It should...
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Categories:
jokingly, break up, emotions, feelings, freedom, how i
Form:
Free verse
A Deep Reflection
2 a.m. Another Mother's Day morning. Today I'm going to relate army life to some ladies in my life. This past Thursday my Infantry company conducted a training meeting. Weeks ago I had thought about...
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Categories:
jokingly, celebration, grandmother, mothers day, teacher, wisdom,
Form:
Prose
My Birthday Feelings
Birthday feelings
Another year is back no longer can leapfrog this day
Where my body squeals on me from time to time
Melanin, flawless, caramel skin transparent
for you to view my friends,
Face ageless, mind intone to my compose...
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Categories:
jokingly, addiction, africa, angst, birth, birthday, black african
Form:
Blank verse