Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Mary, Jimmy, and Tommy had a garbage
can lid full of charcoal burning.
They were Homeless but they had each
other.
Mary was telling Jimmy how she managed
to get the free charcoal from the Sav-Mart.
She said, " I always walk in and make eye
contact with the manager, when he sees me
he always comes over and ask me what I
want and gives it to me, to get me out of
store, ha ha. I use this trick all the time.
Jimmy and Tommy smiled, Tommy said,
we ain't as dumb as we look , ha Mary, ha
ha ha!?"
Tommy said, "Well you know I went out
and picked bottles all day and went to the
redemption center, I managed to get twenty
dollars. I got some hot dogs, buns, and
mustard. If you want pickle relish your out
of luck, ha ha," he laughed.
They gather around the fire cooking their
hot dogs and enjoying each others company.
They had no one else. It was them against
the world. Mary would joke and say, " Tommy
please pass the silverware." Tommy would
respond,"Yes madam." Then they would
all crack up.
That Christmas Eve they huddled together
and leaned against a building to keep warm.
Tommy asked Jimmy and Mary, " Would
you like a Martini on the rocks before going
to bed?" They responded, "Yes." He responded,
"Can't help you there." and start laughing.
Mary would say to him. "Tommy your such
a clown."
Tommy was the first to get up. " Merry
Christmas everybody!" They simultaneously
told him to be quiet. "I am your butler, eggs
benedict anyone?"" Shut up Tommy!" Tommy
would walk away laughing..
Tommy had some change left so he went
to the 7-11 store and bought a Lottery ticket.
He bought several of them. The clerk liked
Tommy and gave him three coffees, and a
sandwich. He wished him good luck. Tommy
brought back the coffees for Mary and Jimmy.
They huddle around the trash lid and thanked
Tommy for the coffee.
They all headed to McDonald's to wash up.
After that Tommy excused himself and went
To the 7-11 to check to see if he had won.
The clerk gave him the numbers and Tommy
almost dropped dead. He hit the Jackpot several
million Dollars. He went back to McDonald's.
Jokingly he asked, "Limousine service anyone?"
They all laughed at Tommy, until they looked
out and saw the Limo. Tommy wasn't joking this
time. He said to them lets find a home. They
were in disbelief, When Tommy said, "Chauffeur
to the real estate agent please. Ha, Ha Ha."
Kerry Deschler Christmas Carol
Copyright © Michael Tor | Year Posted 2015
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