Long Farrah Poems

The data breach came on quite suddenly 
I saw her standing there dark skinned ashy 
knees she was after my identity strangest 
feeling this crime is the worse because it lingers 

identity fraud could last...

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Foxy Farrah, and best friend, Sarah, did lots of things together. 
They liked to laugh, they liked to play, in any kind of weather. 
 
When days were windy, their friend Cindy liked to join...

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ORIGINAL SONG:

Shine Your Light
Robbie Robertson 
Ladder 49 Soundtrack

The cry of the city like a siren's song
Wailing over the rooftops the whole night long
Saw a shooting star like a diamond in the sky
Must be someone's soul...

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I pay homage to a special group
Our ladies here on Poetry Soup

I shall start my list with mother Beer
A Lady with whom I hold so dear

Of Elaine George it’s clear to see
She melts my heart...

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Hello, Farrah....
It's 7Am here, and cold
Just awoke, with,
Oh, Here We Go Again!
Fever, Pain, Confusion,
And Lots of Other Groovy Things
To Keep My Mind Busy...
Many more people know of you
than a few days ago....
Did you ever hear...

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I drink my root beer
with soggy fries
soiled buns
Hamburg runs
while watching the tube
in an unsightly nude
give me a Draft or an A&W glass
sitting in this position, it hurts my advancing Ass
AMERICAN IDOL:THE OLD FOSSIL REVUE
Plenty of...

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"How sweet to the heart are the scenes of my childhood"

                        ...

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She wonders where to go, clueless in her ceramic cage,
with octaves oceanic (there's an oaf in my ocarina)
But Oh! Her delight when her Breather goes soprano
      a whippoorwill trying her...

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Charlie was the instrument
behind his investigating team
though no one saw his face
the telephone link worked a dream
 
John Bosley was the head
making sure operations did smoothly run
keeping the angels united together
in the battle defeating crime...

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damona and i
will tell no lie
when it comes to
what we think of you

the food that you fed us
the room that you used to bed us
is greatly appreciated
to you this poem is dedicated

damona and i
will tell...

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a split acrostic:  tetractys and a related list

E                        Each  ...

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Splashed myself with Jovan musk..
to cover up sweat from the docks.
worked all day, back ached.,but I swear,
I'm comin' to see you bright-eyed one.

'Cause you were the best of times,
you were the worst of times, and...

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Where were you when Farrah and Michael died?

I remembered fighting through traffic and being startled
by the news on the radio,

At first, they reported that Michael was only unconscious
and that Farrah had taken a turn for...

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I am Farrah Fawcett,
Poster on the wall. 
  I am a rotary phone,
When I made a call. 

   I am, Boss,
it’s the plane, The plane. 
   I am Pablo Escobar,
And...

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fine, faintly flickering face,
 a goddess' gilded grimace;
  eyes sharp, slightly squinting,
   lips pursed, concentrating;
    arms strained, straight, steady,
     inch by inch, pulling in the...

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So Thou May'st Shake 
the Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches to Those in Need

"By the hour the winner crosses the finish line, she looks like sh*t."
-- each Farrah,  
not fairer at death
 
* ...

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Wild Flowers

We are just like wildflowers 
Growing by the thorns
We are just like wildflowers
No one to call our own.

The dewdrops wet our faces
And the sunshine dries our souls
We cant go distant places 
And see the...

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Is there any one out there anywhere?
To help to get rid of this tiring sex?
Why the pure love with it we mix ever
Is that not heavenly adulterous act perhaps?

Alas! The death is attached with birth,
Attached...

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I built a house On Top of The World

Standing on the Earth 
With the world beneath my feet
The stars were playing about me
No cheating, no deceit.

Health hazards were not dreamt of
No fighting nor disease
Everywhere i...

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Of the original three
One has left our shore
To grace the heavens
Of whom they'll adore
 
Jill Munroe
Golden haired girl
Whose looks and posters
Brightened mans world
 
Charlie's angel
Where she made her name
TV and big screen
As she rose to...

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No Alice in Wonderland

Callous
Alice

Sacrificial Lamb

Blame me
Amy

Fan of the Panda Bear

Andie 
Pandie

Miss Hollywood

Star Queen
Arlene

The Trifling One

Petty
Betty

One Gorgeous Redhead

Henna
Brenna

Miss Sophisticated

Classy
Cassie

Not so Sophisticated

Gassy
Cassie

Miss Detective

Police
Clarice

Fragile: Treat with Care

China
Dinah

Miss Flamboyant

Showy
Chloe

The Lesser of the Flamboyant ones

Tawdry
Audrey

The Laggard

Lazy
Daisy

The Imprudent One

Folly
Dolly

Stars in her...

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I LOVE TO BOOGIE


A time of platform shoes and wild psychedelic art,
fondue, mood rings, glitter balls,bell bottoms with a flair,
John Travolta danced his way to every female heart,
lava lamps, paisley shirts and Farrah Fawcett hair.
“I...

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