Long Embarrased Poems

Be Embarrased by Arms

The right of a person to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed upon when in a
well-regulated militia necessary for the security of a free state. In other words, if 
you...

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When I was 14 yrs old...
     I never thought I would turn the magical 16...
          that would be the time I could...

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Seeking Brunswick Beacon

This is our local newspaper for
Brunswick County and Bolivia,
North Carolina. They have been
including poems in their Letters
To The Editor who are a predator
wanting to find new readers and
be the leaders.

God, daily always tried...

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She said "I'll show you mine
if you're willing to show me yours."
I didn't waste a second
I promptly dropped my drawers!

I was rather embarrased
She looked and started to giggle
My little man was at attention
While the boys...

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I looked in awe across the room
it seemed quite empty ~ only her
she must have weighed 300# cured
and ate at will, quite well I'm sure.

What should I do ~ toss at her feet
I was embarrased...

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She's in the cut, with a different kind of fabric 
She earns minimum wage, but her Instagram is lavish 
Trust me I don't know how she keeps the balance 
Probably got a married man who injects cash in...

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Tremolo to a vibrato

when loud words
are coughed forth
from the inside.
A chest aches -
and history repeats itself.

Adaggio calls me again -
deaf ears stretch
my arms open
and upside down smiles
spills
your imagination
into sepia tones.

Tremolo to a vibrato

when slick consonants
of...

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Learning a heart beats makes life go fast
My heart beats twice as fast as you think
and half as fast as I remember


When the rainbow came out
over my grandmother's wet face
in the rain in a crowd...

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When you got delivered
from the Chinese kennel cell,
you gave good doggy praise to man
Didn’t have enough sense
to give thanks to God first
What’s even worst,
you didn’t thank God at all
Wrong call, black dummy
Your empty head is...

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Once there was a reindeer,
that lived far away,
with a jolly old man,
and elves they say.
Not quiet as big,
as the other reindeer,
and when he walked by,
all the others would sneer.
He wanted to be,
an important dude,
so they...

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Amongst the fractured,not yet broken
I move amidst the homeless,tokens
our countries hidden and forgotten
circumstance, of a life they're fightin'

Backpack and sleeping bag in tow
I go,to know,this growing show
cardboard cover's,plastic liner's
discarded mattress make's it finer
there is no...

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Just a loud, lonely, drunk old lady
Bumping her head against the widow
My assigned seat was next to hers
She asked, "Have we taken off or what?"
(Yes ma'am, we're already in the air)
Some of the passengers were...

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He is my prince
he is my love
my strength,
my weakness,
my reason for smiling

You know
He lets me know
How beautiful I am
How strong I am
He reminds me
Am his princess

He brings me back
when I feel like
am losing track,
He helps...

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its the feeling that feels just so right 
its the feeling you feel when you no longer have to fight 
its when of one person you become very fond
its when you both share a very...

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Old man sitting in his room
adorned with worn-out slippers,
too embarrased to remove
them without toenail clippers.
He let his toenails grow too long,
he knows he's acted badly.
"What a year this past year was!"
he exclaims somewhat sadly.
He saw...

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There once was a man with spaghetti for hair
It was long. It was stringy, and it flew everywhere

It was white. It was sticky. It collected in clumps.
It was covered in sauce, and meatballs, and junk.

So...

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He would send me flowers 
alway apologizing 
He would feed me when i was sick 
He never cared if it was contagious 
I use to laugh when he got it 
We us to go to...

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Just As I Am
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 I'm a diamond in the rough,
 where as I'm pretty to look at,
 I have rough edges that cut deep
 Hold me under a mag glass to see my flaws
 see,...

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His clothes were smelling liquor and vomit
of the previous night,
together with the rubbish bin that he tripped
over, as he tried to look for an exit from the bar,
in the middle of the night.

A mysterious passersby...

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Funny Farts
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It's really kinda funny,
the sounds the body makes
although it's really gross
the laughter it creates.

Some make a tootie toot,
while others blow a horn
some fizzle before they start
while another big boom is born.

Sometimes they squeak like...

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