Jessica Thompson Poet Rhyme

Funny Farts

Funny Farts
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It's really kinda funny,
the sounds the body makes
although it's really gross
the laughter it creates.

Some make a tootie toot,
while others blow a horn
some fizzle before they start
while another big boom is born.

Sometimes they squeak like mice,
but some are loud like thunder
I suppose it's from what we eat
it really makes me wonder.

Some people get embarrased,
why others could care less
I guess we all have funny farts
that noone will confess.

6/17/14-Jessica Thompson

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Jslambert Mister Roboto July 13, 2014 at 1:41 PM my wife has NEVER farted in her ENTIRE life. She sells me that bullshit every day. THe lies smell worse than the flatulence from the seat of the pants. Jessica Thompson July 14, 2014 at 5:49 PM LOL JSL! Well I am glad you enjoyed this piece. Hell, when ya gotta go, guess ya gotta go. lol take care my friend, Jess :)

Weston Gregory June 23, 2014 at 8:02 PM very funny...steam jus wont be contain...really had me laughing Jessica Thompson June 23, 2014 at 8:06 PM Thank you Weston, I was hoping to get some humor out of this piece. Glad you enjoyed it :) Take care friend, Jess

Doris Jamoner June 23, 2014 at 5:20 PM Very nice and enjoyable poem. I also wonder what's the cause of our farts XD Jessica Thompson June 23, 2014 at 5:42 PM Thank you Doris, (LOL) I wonder too. I just thought this would be a fun poem to do. Glad you liked it. Take care friend, Jess