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Funny Farts

Funny Farts ______________________ It's really kinda funny, the sounds the body makes although it's really gross the laughter it creates. Some make a tootie toot, while others blow a horn some fizzle before they start while another big boom is born. Sometimes they squeak like mice, but some are loud like thunder I suppose it's from what we eat it really makes me wonder. Some people get embarrased, why others could care less I guess we all have funny farts that noone will confess. 6/17/14-Jessica Thompson

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Date: 7/13/2014 1:41:00 PM
my wife has NEVER farted in her ENTIRE life. She sells me that bullshit every day. THe lies smell worse than the flatulence from the seat of the pants.
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Date: 7/14/2014 5:49:00 PM
LOL JSL! Well I am glad you enjoyed this piece. Hell, when ya gotta go, guess ya gotta go. lol take care my friend, Jess :)
Date: 6/23/2014 8:02:00 PM
very funny...steam jus wont be contain...really had me laughing
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Date: 6/23/2014 8:06:00 PM
Thank you Weston, I was hoping to get some humor out of this piece. Glad you enjoyed it :) Take care friend, Jess
Date: 6/23/2014 5:20:00 PM
Very nice and enjoyable poem. I also wonder what's the cause of our farts XD
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Date: 6/23/2014 5:42:00 PM
Thank you Doris, (LOL) I wonder too. I just thought this would be a fun poem to do. Glad you liked it. Take care friend, Jess

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