Long Cracker Poems
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How I Got Rich and What Happened ThenWritten in summer of 1976.
I used to eat my lunch with groups
of businessmen from Campbell Soups.
We drank a drink at lunch each day
Of Coca-Cola mixed with hay
And talked of pending corporate plans
And willow-haired orangutans.
I spent...
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Categories:
cracker, business, humor, humorous, money, nonsense, satire,
Form:
Couplet
After drenching biblical rainfallAfter drenching biblical rainfall...
verdant green acres covered the planet of the apes
like a petticoat junction
donning barrel of skinny dipping monkeys.
Once drought stricken vast landscape
far as the eye could see
suddenly flush with promise
of budding new shoots
and...
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Categories:
cracker, adventure, africa, august, earth, environment, history, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
For Josh Q On His Bar Mitzvah1.
Our blessing, our son, our family clown
The cracker of jokes, the soother of strife
Takes it all in, teaches us to slow down
Although he bungee jumped straight into life
Yes, when he’s ready, he can move so...
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Categories:
cracker, father son, jewish,
Form:
Crown of Sonnets
Diary Notes: Lament At Dawn - a Year Ago Yet Now No Change Diary Notes: Lament at Dawn A Year Ago and yet now No Change
...
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Categories:
cracker, august, christian, discrimination, hate, immigration, islamic, jewish,
Form:
Free verse
The BirdsI looked out the window, what a sight.
A Cocky a crow, a Magpie all sitting on the bench looking towards me.
Suddenly the Cocky squawked what sounded like ' what you doing?'
No i had heard it...
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Categories:
cracker, age, appreciation, bird, blessing, friendship, love, uplifting,
Form:
I do not know?
Internet Dating ProfileI am a singular event
Occupying a particular span of time.
I am a concrete mystic
And an incurable skeptic
Seeking an approximation
Of peace and domestic tranquility.
I am a Slavic soul brother
Living...
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Categories:
cracker, internet, relationship,
Form:
Blank verse
Opening Day With a Little DelayOpening Day with a Little Delay
Take me out to the ball game
Of balls and strikes - bloopers and perfect games;
Basket catches, ERA’S, country hardball;
Foul balls, the pick off, intentional walk, the...
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Categories:
cracker, baseball, celebration, sports,
Form:
Free verse
Diary Notes: Lament At DawnDiary Notes: Lament at Dawn
…at the...
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Categories:
cracker, french, holiday, introspection, paradise, paris, vacation,
Form:
Free verse
One Single Dish, One Single Pea - Dr Seuss Contest InspiredOne single dish with one single pea
The sign on the door said,
Come one and come all
We welcome the short
and we welcome the tall
From the east or the west
or some place in between
Whether yellow or...
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Categories:
cracker, food, fun, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
A Soul Called SoulI’m trapped in the American struggle/
Surrounded in the alcoholic drug addicted jungle/
In my soul called soul I seem to unknowingly look for trouble/
Yeah am I the only one to truly see our...
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Categories:
cracker, confusion, depression, inspirational, life, loss, native american,
Form:
Acrostic
Shana Aubrey Harris - Part Oneborn two days
after ole Punxsutawney i.e. the Doctor Phil -
of woodchucks Latin Name = Marmota Monax
nest resembled Rastafarian hair weave,
which creature rattled with ire and peeveishness,
when rudely roused from his...
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Categories:
cracker, beauty, blessing, butterfly, celebration, change, courage, cute
Form:
Ballade
Seeking SalvationPrayers,
sometimes lightly lyrical,
slyly satirical,
self-conscious,
ego-
and anthro-chosen folk
transcendently
yet personally
individually woke,
and sometimes full embodied
passions in Praise Him!
shout out
Echo in-
voking round resonance
with all Earth's eternal
regenerating lively
lovely resilience.
Prayers
express "I feel"
so provoke "I want,
even actively need"
Trust Statements
Or,
prayers are LeftBrain...
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Categories:
cracker, earth, health, integrity, passion, peace, perspective, power,
Form:
Political Verse
Should the Levee Ever Break, Act 1, Scene 1, Part 7Tom: Well, do tell? But like I said, I’m not a stranger. I’m a businessman; and more than that. Why, I could be just like a brother to you if you’d let me. Besides, I...
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Categories:
cracker, allegory,
Form:
Prose
Young Lady Shana Aubrey Harris Is Unique and a Special Precious GiftShana Aubrey Harris born two days after ole Punxsutawney
i.e. the Doctor Phil -
of woodchucks Latin Name = Marmota Monax nest
resembled a Rastafarian hair...
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Categories:
cracker, absence, beautiful, dad, daughter, emotions, growing up,
Form:
Ballad
Work In Progress 9Now I probably would have stayed out if I had not known for a fact that
LaDonna Poirret had been allowed entrance and she had never hand washed his dirty socks before a game and...
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Categories:
cracker, 7th grade, education,
Form:
Free verse
How I Got RichHow I Got Rich and What Happened Then
I used to eat my lunch with groups
of businessman from Campbell's Soups.
We drank a drink at lunch each day
Of Coca-Cola mixed with hay
And talked of pending corporate plans
And...
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Categories:
cracker, business, humor, humorous, money, satire,
Form:
Couplet
Amy Here I Ammm!!Here's the truth @my about P.D.
I will knock you off your key bored rapidly
Envy you are, of my ghetto rhyming slam
Shh!!Who really cares who I AM
"lmfao!"Your slam back was a lame attack
My poetic illusions will...
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Categories:
cracker, friendship, funnyme, slam, me, slam,
Form:
Free verse
I'M Cynical of PollyGrowing up in a middle class suburb of Chicago, is it any wonder that Polly learned the art of political malarkey. Watching the City Council was probably the
place where she learned to see women...
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Categories:
cracker, allusion, clothes, corruption, how i feel, integrity,
Form:
Free verse
Sly Fox-- Dedication Sillybilly Thekidster ,1,((( THIS POEM IS A DEDICATION
((( TO MY nemesis and pest Silly Billy theKidster
((( HE JOINed MY CONTEST AS A JOKE
~~~~ both # 1 are for fun ~~~~
*** ...
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Categories:
cracker, animals, slam, me, animal, animal, me, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Lily of An OrchidHer eyes open to a sunrise that fades in shades bright from its early black
Another day with the weight of the world on her shoulders and a void at her back
But she gets up and...
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Categories:
cracker, lovedeath, beautiful, woman, beautiful, death,
Form:
I do not know?
Human NatureAs little child walked in the field of flowers,
Picking and smelling them as she grows,
The pervading air fragrance of Guava
The majestic mellow Mangoes too in wet season,
The...
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Categories:
cracker, visionarygreen, space,
Form:
Free verse
An Ice Cream Van Meets a Hot Dog Cart and Eats a Pile of CheeseWow well that's clever. I mean really really intelligent. Must have done all the research well. And drawn exact plans as to not make any errors. Roaring fires sit down in an ice bucket whilst...
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Categories:
cracker, baseball, beautiful, beauty, bible,
Form:
I do not know?
Fifty-Two Plus One Hike Hypocrisy Part 2Inland Empire Prairie Corn Garden of the West Land of Lincoln ...
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Categories:
cracker, allegory, america, black african american, corruption, history,
Form:
Free verse
The Old Ball GameWhen I was a child,
summer at my Aunt Joanne’s
meant staying out as late as it took the sun to set!
And mostly with my cousin Chris,
I threw a baseball back and forth
with exhilaration each time I...
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Categories:
cracker, baseball,
Form:
Prose
I'Ve Made Love To (?) Here @ the SoupAmy Green, Poet Destroyer and Skitty S.K.A.T. Pooh.
Just a few of the Great Women I've made love to here at the soup.
Carolyn Devonshire and Sara Kendrick too
and Andrea Dietrich, you fire cracker you.
A Rambling Poet,...
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Categories:
cracker, dedication, women, sweet, love, sweet, women,
Form:
Rhyme