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How I Got Rich and What Happened Then
Written in summer of 1976.


I used to eat my lunch with groups
of businessmen from Campbell Soups.

We drank a drink at lunch each day
Of Coca-Cola mixed with hay

And talked of pending corporate plans
And willow-haired orangutans.

I spent...

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© John Mudge  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cracker, business, humor, humorous, money, nonsense, satire,
Form: Couplet



For Josh Q On His Bar Mitzvah
1.

Our blessing, our son, our family clown
The cracker of jokes, the soother of strife
Takes it all in, teaches us to slow down
Although he bungee jumped straight into life

Yes, when he’s ready, he can move so...

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Categories: cracker, father son, jewish,
Form: Crown of Sonnets
Premium Member Diary Notes: Lament At Dawn - a Year Ago Yet Now No Change
 Diary Notes: Lament at Dawn A Year Ago and yet now No Change
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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cracker, august, christian, discrimination, hate, immigration, islamic, jewish,
Form: Free verse
The Birds
I looked out the window, what a sight.
A Cocky a crow, a Magpie all sitting on the bench looking towards me.
Suddenly the Cocky squawked what sounded like ' what you doing?'
No i had heard it...

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Categories: cracker, age, appreciation, bird, blessing, friendship, love, uplifting,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Internet Dating Profile
I am a singular event 
Occupying a particular span of time. 
I am a concrete mystic 
And an incurable skeptic 
Seeking an approximation 
Of peace and domestic tranquility. 
I am a Slavic soul brother 
Living...

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Categories: cracker, internet, relationship,
Form: Blank verse



Premium Member Opening Day With a Little Delay
Opening Day with a Little Delay

Take me out to the ball game
 Of balls and strikes - bloopers and perfect games; 
 Basket catches, ERA’S, country hardball;
 Foul balls, the pick off, intentional walk, the...

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Categories: cracker, baseball, celebration, sports,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Diary Notes: Lament At Dawn
Diary Notes: Lament at Dawn
				                             …at the...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cracker, french, holiday, introspection, paradise, paris, vacation,
Form: Free verse
One Single Dish, One Single Pea - Dr Seuss Contest Inspired
One single dish with one single pea

The sign on the door said, 
Come one and come all
We welcome the short
and we welcome the tall

From the east or the west
or some place in between
Whether yellow or...

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Categories: cracker, food, fun, humor,
Form: Rhyme
A Soul Called Soul
I’m trapped in the American struggle/ 
Surrounded in the alcoholic drug addicted jungle/ 
In my soul called soul I seem to unknowingly look for trouble/ 
Yeah am I the only one to truly see our...

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Categories: cracker, confusion, depression, inspirational, life, loss, native american,
Form: Acrostic
Shana Aubrey Harris - Part One
born two days 
after ole Punxsutawney i.e. the Doctor Phil - 
of woodchucks Latin Name = Marmota Monax 
nest resembled Rastafarian hair weave, 
which creature rattled with ire and peeveishness, 

when rudely roused from his...

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Categories: cracker, beauty, blessing, butterfly, celebration, change, courage, cute
Form: Ballade
Premium Member Seeking Salvation
Prayers,
sometimes lightly lyrical,
slyly satirical,
self-conscious,
ego-
and anthro-chosen folk
transcendently 
yet personally
individually woke,
and sometimes full embodied
passions in Praise Him!
shout out

Echo in-
voking round resonance
with all Earth's eternal 
regenerating lively
lovely resilience.

Prayers
express "I feel"
so provoke "I want,
even actively need"
Trust Statements

Or,
prayers are LeftBrain...

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Categories: cracker, earth, health, integrity, passion, peace, perspective, power,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Should the Levee Ever Break, Act 1, Scene 1, Part 7
Tom: Well, do tell? But like I said, I’m not a stranger. I’m a businessman; and more than that. Why, I could be just like a brother to you if you’d let me. Besides, I...

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Categories: cracker, allegory,
Form: Prose
Young Lady Shana Aubrey Harris Is Unique and a Special Precious Gift
Shana Aubrey Harris born two days after ole Punxsutawney 
   i.e. the Doctor Phil - 
   of woodchucks Latin Name = Marmota Monax nest 
   resembled a Rastafarian hair...

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Categories: cracker, absence, beautiful, dad, daughter, emotions, growing up,
Form: Ballad
Work In Progress 9
Now I probably would have stayed out if I had not known for a fact that
LaDonna  Poirret had been allowed entrance and she had never hand washed his dirty socks before a game and...

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Categories: cracker, 7th grade, education,
Form: Free verse
How I Got Rich
How I Got Rich and What Happened Then

I used to eat my lunch with groups
of businessman from Campbell's Soups.

We drank a drink at lunch each day
Of Coca-Cola mixed with hay

And talked of pending corporate plans
And...

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© John Mudge  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cracker, business, humor, humorous, money, satire,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Amy Here I Ammm!!
Here's the truth @my about P.D.
I will knock you off your key bored rapidly
Envy you are, of my ghetto rhyming slam
Shh!!Who really cares who I AM
"lmfao!"Your slam back was a lame attack
My poetic illusions will...

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Categories: cracker, friendship, funnyme, slam, me, slam,
Form: Free verse
I'M Cynical of Polly
Growing up in a middle class suburb of Chicago, is it any wonder that Polly learned the art of political malarkey.  Watching the City Council was probably the
place where she learned to see women...

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© Dan Cwiak  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cracker, allusion, clothes, corruption, how i feel, integrity,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Sly Fox-- Dedication Sillybilly Thekidster ,1,
((( THIS POEM IS A DEDICATION
((( TO MY nemesis and pest Silly Billy theKidster
((( HE  JOINed MY CONTEST AS A JOKE
~~~~ both # 1 are for fun ~~~~
***      ...

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Categories: cracker, animals, slam, me, animal, animal, me, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Lily of An Orchid
Her eyes open to a sunrise that fades in shades bright from its early black
Another day with the weight of the world on her shoulders and a void at her back
But she gets up and...

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Categories: cracker, lovedeath, beautiful, woman, beautiful, death,
Form: I do not know?
Human Nature
As little child walked in the field of flowers,
  Picking and smelling them as she grows,
  The pervading air fragrance of Guava
  The majestic mellow Mangoes too in wet season,
  The...

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Categories: cracker, visionarygreen, space,
Form: Free verse
An Ice Cream Van Meets a Hot Dog Cart and Eats a Pile of Cheese
Wow well that's clever. I mean really really intelligent. Must have done all the research well. And drawn exact plans as to not make any errors. Roaring fires sit down in an ice bucket whilst...

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Categories: cracker, baseball, beautiful, beauty, bible,
Form: I do not know?
Fifty-Two Plus One Hike Hypocrisy Part 2
Inland Empire Prairie Corn Garden of the West Land of Lincoln                        ...

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© John Beam  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cracker, allegory, america, black african american, corruption, history,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Old Ball Game
When I was a child,
summer at my Aunt Joanne’s
meant staying out as late as it took the sun to set!
And mostly with my cousin Chris,
I threw a baseball back and forth
with exhilaration each time I...

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Categories: cracker, baseball,
Form: Prose
Premium Member I'Ve Made Love To (?) Here @ the Soup
Amy Green, Poet Destroyer and Skitty S.K.A.T. Pooh.
Just a few of the Great Women I've made love to here at the soup.
Carolyn Devonshire and Sara Kendrick too
and Andrea Dietrich, you fire cracker you.
A Rambling Poet,...

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Categories: cracker, dedication, women, sweet, love, sweet, women,
Form: Rhyme
"sista"?
sista you were the person i admired the most

you always came out on top others weren't even close

you took on the pressure of any situation

the role you took was without hesitation

i felt that i would...

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Categories: cracker, familyhouse, me, house, life, me,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Shattered Sighs