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Amy Here I Ammm!!

Here's the truth @my about P.D. I will knock you off your key bored rapidly Envy you are, of my ghetto rhyming slam Shh!!Who really cares who I AM "lmfao!"Your slam back was a lame attack My poetic illusions will drop you way back Look Mrs.Thing your idea is all whack Trying to tag me with your v.d. laying in your sack It did not take much to soften you up a bit This Destroyer knew exactly where to hit P.S. You are lucky I am not a man, or else I'd be FREAKING you where you stand You are the one who was born, and breeded on a ranch Are you trying to tell me that any Cock-a- doodle doo for you I get it @my trailer trash corner stop queen Your an easy CRACKER to break, Without buttering you up with cream Time for you to play quiet, before my slam hits you like a riot Funny how you think all Mexicans come with food stamps This bodacious *MEX*babe has an ego your white @$$ can't touch @my stop before I hit you like a menstrual cramp Stop e-mailing me to join your Girl Scout cookie gang @my we all know how low you go to get a bang Get yourself off that corner park Your undies are leaving a nasty trade mark With a smelly stain saying @my pulls more than a trix out your hat. We all know how you trailer trash red heads roll Always bending and posing like a dirty rat Thank you for the GRAND SLAM, sadly I am still hungry Do you still need a ride when your shift ends at DENNY'S Sorry babe I will pass on the invite to drink I have no license to baby-sit Hillbilly's with attitude Okay moonshine don't need your white out puking all over P.D. What's that smell is it the pubes stuck between your teeth Hey White Chick my IQ level is bigger than your crack Here you go I tucked your Camel-Toe back Stupidity like yours is always gonna get you smack I have no use for your wise cracks Go shoot them up your veins, before you get a withdraw attack Okay friend when you are ready to slam back Don't bring your tea pot party backpack Thanks for calling me a sweetie, I also offer you my pity Miss thing you ain't got what it takes to slap me till I fall When you thought I was a man didn't you offer me a booty call Okay @my trailer trash wanna be a star Bending over for cash ain't gonna get you far Yes I sit when I take a wiz, but if I could stand I'd spell Your name @my and smile while I jerk my hand to your dirty slam It's time for me to slow down my role home girl No need to cry, while my slam makes your head twirl

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 9/17/2014 2:58:00 PM
Wow, you can really write.
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Date: 11/24/2013 10:01:00 AM
Linda These words are a mix of fun, humour, creativity and silly meanness all rolled up into one intense write. I thought you were sweet and kind. You bad bad girl HEE HEE Hugs and Love
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Date: 6/15/2012 9:24:00 PM
yoooooo REAL TALK YOUR A BEAST,YOU SOUND LIKE BROOKLYN HOMIE!!!LOVE IT!!! YOUR A SAVAGE XXXX POET...KEEP LOCKING IT DOWN BABY GIRL!!!
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Date: 7/19/2010 9:49:00 AM
Well said! The markings of an under dog are all mine. When you read my entry, You will see similar markings on the back of your behind. Remember, I was designed to shine through tough times. Whooping your behind is far from a crime. Leave the snaps and straps alone. When you need a real slam, you can always call Mr. Loverman It's all Luv
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Date: 6/23/2010 10:46:00 AM
you are an extremely violent person.... and i have an acronym for you.... R.A.P Retards Attempting Poetry.... sorry, but this was just baaaad......... i hope your white, cause then you have an excuse....
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Date: 6/22/2010 5:17:00 AM
hahaha I'm refraining from clicking people's names till I finish judging, stickler me!!! not sure if you entered my contest, that's why--haha that's why i'm going loopy loopy going through search in this slam that you're talking about! haha good thing you mentioned the title was going crazy-- now off to search I go!! I do click your name on a regular basis-- just not this week, lol!!!
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Date: 6/22/2010 5:06:00 AM
p.d. what poem did you say I didn't comment on?? and sorry if I keep on making you sad with my writes--shucks I probably need laughing gas or something hahaha--I'm bouncing back though--& that 20:10 write was way back in January--& share with you what thoughts? if you mean the other ending-the link for that poem is pasted down below... sorry my brain's somewhere out there--I think I'm confusing you, haha sorry
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Date: 6/22/2010 12:27:00 AM
dang! p.d. you definitely weren't kidding when you said you got her with this!! this is definitely one major slam--and all I can say to Amy is good luck to her!! --nikko :)
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Date: 6/21/2010 5:56:00 PM
lol.now thats nasty.i read your slam to amy back at the poetrypub.this is naughtyyy, ur a slam freak woman!! "knock u off of your keyboard" nice (: ~Always&Forever Lynette
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Date: 6/21/2010 1:39:00 PM
all hail the queen. slam goddess. undisputed. undiluted literary royalty. p.d. your imagination and your word-play continue to captivate me. keep slammin em.
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Date: 6/21/2010 11:47:00 AM
wow awesome slam brilliant written! well done! thanks for your comments! Keep writing! Crystal x
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Date: 6/21/2010 10:27:00 AM
holy mother of god.... this is way too good..... woolvbkdjbsilud im lost for words... :D cheers oscar
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Date: 6/21/2010 9:14:00 AM
Your slam is fantastic. My nephew is very much into slam. One day, I might give it a try. Thanks for sharing your unique talent. Laini
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Date: 6/20/2010 10:22:00 PM
I don't think so, P.D. (on that challenge) I am not a nasty girl. Hahaha. It's just not in me. I believe I could do it if I tried. but I would have to really hate the person and then I could do it. Like a certain person at my job, oh boy, I would love to think something up for that one!
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Date: 6/20/2010 9:46:00 PM
thanks for seeing my blog. Small note over there for ya. LUv,Andrea
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Date: 6/20/2010 7:20:00 PM
LMFAF-lOved that line. U KICKED HER 2 THE CURVE. PAY No ATT. 2 HER.-SKAT
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Date: 6/20/2010 3:09:00 PM
now you've gotta do a comeback at me PD
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Date: 6/20/2010 2:37:00 PM
no, p.D .no barbecues for me today. Joe sleeping from driving 12 hours.He is not into holidays anyway. I hate being all alone in Utah , all my family scattered across the country, only my daugher's family nearby. Appreciate your family and being able to be around them. Now you see why I am here at Soup so much. Bye now, Andrea
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Date: 6/20/2010 2:24:00 PM
Hey, as you can see, I beat you to it. It's READ!!!
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Date: 6/20/2010 2:20:00 PM
oh my gosh, P.D. and all this stuff about how you P.P. hahaha HOw new is this? where are all your slam loving fans? YOu really had some funny lines in this one. POOR Amy. Why did she dare to take you on? I would be an idiot if I tried this with you. hahaha. Maybe in private, but never here at the soup. hahaha. LUv, Andrea ps. also, I would need a good two hours to come back with good lines, and these stupid slam rules don't allow for thinking time!!
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Date: 6/20/2010 1:07:00 PM
LOL, that is so funny about you @my ,,My poem at the poetry pub creamated your poem,,this is the same poem. Of coures you are not going to get of that High horse. My dear Face it and come back how ever you want. @my I do not want to hurt you..he he he he...Your firts slam was so easy to shut you up,,,This one ate you,,lol,,,
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Date: 6/20/2010 12:43:00 PM
So much better at PP- So you DO sit when you pee! Always wondered about that! LOL Good one PD, but you'll soon wisen up to who is Queen!
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Date: 6/20/2010 12:01:00 PM
Okay @my I left you the real slam at the POETRY PUB. no wise cracks @my.. Every one else this is the only half of her slam...thank you AMY read your slam at the PUB...compliments from P.D.
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