Young Lady Shana Aubrey Harris Is Unique and a Special Precious Gift

Shana Aubrey Harris born two days after ole Punxsutawney 
   i.e. the Doctor Phil - 
   of woodchucks Latin Name = Marmota Monax nest 
   resembled a Rastafarian hair weave
   which creature rattled with ire and peeve 
ish ness, when rudely roused from his abode February fourth 
   two thousand nine hundred and ninety nine 
just two days after said groundhog got prodded to predict 
   what surprises old man winter would deliver 
   from his snowy white sleeve
   then juiced when he tried tug git cozy once again, 
   an ear piercing cry rent quiet 
   of his Redmond Proficiency Academy den.
Wails surpassed decibel deemed tolerated, 
   hence entire webbed threshold did reverb and rebound
and he could not muffle ears to block out sound,
nor would said creature trust his beady eyes 
   how metamorphosis doth astound
transforming gangly infant into a stunning - materiel 
   viz par sans as fashionably attired home coming queen crowned
soon to be freshly minted high school senior, 
   and perhaps college bound.

Seventeen plus years ago elapsed in a flash, 
as a newborn mandated to exit 
   her womb er full world uterine she did plash 
ordained by Mother Nature decreed 
   she must wriggle and leave placental stash
without (of course) leaving a mass of trash.
   
Thus, exit from birth canal complemented 
   second and last daughter to the Harris mix
whereby, she communicated via clucks just for kicks
starting to gabble sounds vocalizing - sounds of cow bell licks
influenced by Donald Duck and Leif Erics 
son, also enlisting literary feedback from Barack Obama, 
   and his lovely brood of chic chicks
attired in his wall den uniform bespeaking 
   his pointed skill teaching pre-presidential days 
   within ivied bricks
primal utterances she acquired (courtesy of Alice Cooper) 
   Retained like toys in attics.
  
Like any buck minister fully taken aback
this mister mom did fuss and fawn from one jimmy crack
corn to the next rhyme, which captive infant audience gave no flack,
precious heir from loins papa did help spawn - 
   an everyday cracker Jack
of all trades whereat n'er tiring as child rearing 
   more challenging than untying Gordian knot without lack
king and how, The Idler Wheel Is Wiser 
   than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords 
   Will Serve You More than Ropes Will Ever Do to pack
a Judy ish us punch - 
   though thee Punim born with adroit skill to quack
mimicking gripped banshees, 
   denizens frenziedly shriek out box of Pandora.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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