Long Bitsy Poems
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FICTIONAL BIO:
FICTIONAL BIO:
The missus asked me
(hitherto known as her bozo)
just mere moments ago
to craft humorous poem to glow
nsync with the shiny nose of Rudolph
keeping syncopated metrical flow
thus methought to crow
about being equally as foolish
streaking naked outside...
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Categories:
bitsy, adventure, allegory, courage, cute, hair, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Shame and Guilt Sabotaged Mine Healthy Growth
Shame and guilt sabotaged mine healthy growth...
and let yours truly not forget emasculation
that prickly emotional immobilization
whereby these lovely bones
subject courtesy senescence
upon cremation reduced to obliteration.
Inching closer to mortality
linkedin with concomitant
subtle deterioration of body...
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Categories:
bitsy, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Spouse Cannot Forget Mine Suppressed Flatulence Upon Our First Date
Spouse cannot forget mine suppressed flatulence upon our first date
While yours truly sat here
at the desk housing MacBook Pro,
pondering his next idée fixe apropos
for gamut of anonymous readers,
he unexpectedly, noisily and effectually
exploded out rear...
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Categories:
bitsy, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form:
Rhyme
Flying Friends In the Firmament
In the midst of a quiet summer day, while the sun is peeping
And the gentle breeze brushing everything, dancing and passing
Our hero, an ant, seen sweating and puffing, but still climbing
Like a soldier on mission,...
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Categories:
bitsy, butterfly, friendship,
Form:
Narrative
Itsy Bitsy the Tiny Pixy
Itsy Bitsy the tiny pixy always wore a frown
for the other pixys treated him like a clown
The other pixy boys did not want Itsy Bitsy around
Itsy Bitsy flew too slow with small wings that were...
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Categories:
bitsy, children, fairy, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
I Still Feel Under the Weather Today April 2nd, 2023
I still feel under the weather today April 2nd, 2023
Unseen enemy invades my body
with platoon of green berets air
rating, and enfilading immune system viz
Hib bully knock and sock kin me
courtesy roebuck seers...
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Categories:
bitsy, adventure, anger, anxiety, april, body, caregiving, health,
Form:
Rhyme
Have You Ever Had Horn Haiku
Horn Combined Not Maligned Haiku
Cat is not a pain
Over house has a free rein
Which is domain.
I did discover,
To interrupt is corrupt;
Always done abrupt.
Is agitator
Also manipulator;
Even a traitor.
Between is schism;
Nationalist populism;
Read in catechism.
Was on Morning show...
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Categories:
bitsy, humorous,
Form:
Haiku
Franken Dragon
On one dark and stormy night… on a local, lonely, wind swept moor,
A very young and slightly mad scientist did some craziness, for sure.
Now mind you, he was only 3 years young, but, yet, still...
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Categories:
bitsy, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form:
Light Verse
I Loathe Feeling Under the Weather
I loathe feeling under the weather...,
especially when nasty elephant
(named Thomas the pachyderm)
stomping to break loose courtesy tether,
where antibodies of mine
struggle to band together
loosely analogous to voters
standing in a queue
waiting to cast their vote
(while...
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Categories:
bitsy, 12th grade, adventure, animal, black african american,
Form:
Rhyme
New Shoes For Mike and Molly
Millie Mable Millipede was worried by the news.
Mike and Molly Millipede would soon need winter shoes.
Their itsy, bitsy, tiny feet, until now free and bare,
Were leaving cold and frosty foot prints almost everywhere.
Winter soon would...
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Categories:
bitsy, children, giggle, humor, mother, nature, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Going For a Walk
One bright sunny day, Mrs. Puddles Wuggles took her eight kittens for a walk in
the garden and beyond. The kittens were named; Glimmer and Tywinkle, Itsy and
Bitsy, Topsy and Turvey, and...
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Categories:
bitsy,
Form:
Prose
Halloween Night
Halloween Night
Remember the dead on ‘Allhallowtide’ and do not forget the living
not just for an evening and not for one night as Halloween is for all
time’s sake for souls and places old and...
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Categories:
bitsy, humanity,
Form:
Free verse
Endeavors
Arthur Nelson was a curious, studious fellow, like pearly moon glowing,
Ten years old and spectacled, for all is adventure, when you're growing.
Arthur lived in a one story home, with his brothers and their parents;
And also...
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Categories:
bitsy, endurance, fantasy, inspiration, nature, rain, rainbow, school,
Form:
Couplet
If You Know, You Know
Let’s have a lil fun. Let’s see how many of these you remember.
If you know, you know (Smile)
Little Boy Blue come blow your horn…
Jack be Nimble, Jack be quick
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Little Bo...
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Categories:
bitsy, 1st grade, childhood, funny, happy, smile, song,
Form:
Lyric
Diana At the Ides of August, Part Two
She's a Messenger, a standard bearer of a Message of Love. She's Love's unforgettable fruition and flower. With Her trusty hounds bounding along beside Her, She suddenly races ahead, crossing the beach, down...
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Categories:
bitsy, absence, bereavement, betrayal, courage, encouraging, faith,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Petsmart Stratagem Employed To Generate Business
Upon Googling Petco
regarding purchasing gift card
for eldest daughter
(she tends two beautiful female felines)
Petsmart website appeared right and center
innocuously distracting purported intent.
The nearest latter named store
approximately a dozen plus miles away
whereas former specialty shop
in closer proximity...
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Categories:
bitsy, animal, appreciation, cat, creation, daughter, family, girl,
Form:
Free verse
Consider Source About Horse of Course
consider the source
could tell had been a big horse
could run a great course
(who we did endorse)
(in state of remorse)
(ran while in full force)
a place we would reach
where trump will have to impeach
contract he did breach
(terrible...
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Categories:
bitsy, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Senryu
Dragon Fly
(To be read after my 'Fire and Brimstone'.)
Dragon Fly, Dragon Fly, fly away home. You’ve caused enough trouble here, I am told.
All you wanted was to ring the church bell, but the belfry your...
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Categories:
bitsy, adventure, faith, fantasy, forgiveness, fun, funny, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Wicked Mary-Part Two
The following limericks are a continuation of: https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/wicked_marys_been_a_bad_girl_1381428
Mary was simply horrid, as a wee girl
She was naughty and selfish, a school yard churl
She picked on one lil kid
Oh, yes indeed she did
Took out her scissors...
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Categories:
bitsy, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
hinterlands of thee netherlands
alternately titles: I got noose for you,
Yours truly doth garrotte tee
another itsy bitsy,
betsy wetsy easy breezy read.
oft times ('specially
these latter unsainted days and nights)
in white satin:
death doth haunt me atheistic zeitgeist
which thoughts...
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Categories:
bitsy, analogy, birth, death, environment, identity, paradise, romantic,
Form:
Free verse
Katrina
nature, storm, boat, clothes, house, water
AWASH AND AWAY! © KIMO
Listen, Katrina will come inland
Katrina has come to play
Playgrounds underwater
Sleepy times put asunder
Bedclothes hung out in tree tops, upended
Held fast in forked boughs
Homesteads beached, broken
Swirl...
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Categories:
bitsy, abuse, boat, clothes, house, nature, storm, water,
Form:
Free verse
Shit Happens
Coming from out of nowhere
somewhere in space
somewhere above
Somewhere my love
Running and running I was
Those son of a guns
Would pop me in my head
Pop pop pop on my face
Splat spla splat
Trying to dodge them
But...
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Categories:
bitsy, dream, fantasy, funny love, humorous,
Form:
Prose
World War Two Parody
Old Macdonald was among allies E-I-E-I-O
And on his team he had Great Britain E-I-E-I-O
There was France and Canada
New Zealand and Russia
Also China and India
Don’t forget United States of America
E-I-E-I-O
Baba Black...
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Categories:
bitsy, war, world, world war ii,
Form:
Rhyme
'a Top Secret, Secret'
I have been keeping secrets since I was a small girl
...
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Categories:
bitsy, fun,
Form:
Free verse
In Fear of My Life
I responded to a dare down at the county zoo
I was with my mates so what was I to do
It was only meant to be an Itsy Bitsy joke
That mighty ape seemed half asleep… so...
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Categories:
bitsy, animal, fear,
Form:
Narrative