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I Still Feel Under the Weather Today April 2nd, 2023

I still feel under the weather today April 2nd, 2023 Unseen enemy invades my body with platoon of green berets air rating, and enfilading immune system viz Hib bully knock and sock kin me courtesy roebuck seers sucker punches mightier than stormy daniels wallop from an indomitable haversack being carrying courtesy giant bully bear, whereby cyclopean ogre freighted hallucinatory dreams popped up, dunkin noggin - donut ask clouding ordinarily outlook clear via this germane, foo fighting earthlinked, googly eyed live prodigy also smart **** derriere (ha – at least sense of humor still intact), when rest only respite against e’er gang num of good n plenti supreme warriors decimating heralding, lobbing, pulsating fanfare for this common man ordinarily robust healthy Donald, with Machiavellian bravado – leaving said prince charged with impedance unable to muster commando egg flu Jung undermining capacity to brandish barren grinchlike playboy prestige self anointed reputation as grandpoobear smacking dagnabbit fearlessness sync king, limning, and feigning to be among magnificent seven donning follicles slicked in imitation of greaser coiffed swept back blond hair, where (if one could zoom and magnify manifold) tom tom club melee evincing, hammering and juxtaposing sterling rods bamboozling schlepper with molecular size bots trumpeting atomic bombs leveling MineCraft concentration with piercing arrow marks intrepid invisible microscopic organisms, attack in Cingular hardened gear entity, aggregate, blasting billingsgate, congregate, gravitate as best buy, capital one egghead, albeit flimsy groupon heir inherited courtesy Don Ask Jeeves throne – as one BuzzFeed linkedin uber twittering shutterfly on my Bing viz, said lothario tumblr hotmail happened tubby barren some fancy feast, where gimlet eyes cling aspirin, Bufferin with super acting non-glue tin, NOR NON GMO guaranteeing LifeLock on par with pinteresting illuminaire hand crafted glittering gold earring overlaid with anti-semitic, egotistic, and misogynistic veneer invaders re: Avast itsy bitsy potpourri of foreigners re: survivors without remorse to fling helter skelter infectious germs flittering to and fro hither and yon within mine corporeal cerebral domed gummed hell hounded integral kickstarter i.e. complex edifice pell mell twittering, SnapChatting, Ringling Brother Barnum, Banks, Bailey & Bittle inherited deadly killjoy Bluetooth to quell defensive IdentityGuard courtesy from mothers - little helpers – satisfaction generating excellent skill casting a spell binding heavenly gilt free, progressively deteriorating conditions, where William Tell Overture played over, and over incessantly within – no let up waking in cold blood, sweat and tears unwelcome viz zit by archers in dark hoodies wielding bowed slings and arrows well aimed at apple of heart, ratcheting up a notch, this feeling feathery tarred, and essentially un well, where microbial infrastructure bound me with fluted strep throat drumming, thus disallowing me to imitate rebel yell.

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