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16 July 2023

Contest: Write A Story Poem

Sponsor: Joanna Daniel

 

 

In Fear of My Life

I responded to a dare down at the county zoo
I was with my mates so what was I to do
It was only meant to be an Itsy Bitsy joke
That mighty ape seemed half asleep… so I gave him a poke

What happened next, in later life, I might have bragged
That massive ape looked angry when I said, “You’re tagged.”
I’m sky high on bravado but that didn’t last long
For very soon I found that something was very wrong

I thought it was a leg pull but my mates seemed shocked
When one announced that that gorilla’s cage ain’t locked
Kongo, the gorilla, grinned (I kid you not)
I’m telling you, I wasn’t welded to the spot

Kongo headed for his gate, he looked irate
I shouted as I ran, “I’m off; it’s getting late!”
I couldn’t find my keys; my car was staying put
It’s human v gorilla… and it’s all on foot

But I made it to the highway and I hitched a ride 
Kongo kept on coming at a rapid stride 
I asked the driver, “Can’t you give the gas a blast?
That damned gorilla’s angry… and he’s really fast.”

The pedal hit the floor, we hit a hundred and five
So we would outrun any hairy ape alive
We passed a warehouse and I said, “Thanks for the ride,
I think I’ve found the perfect place that I can hide.”

I snuck into the building but I felt quite sick
I heard gorilla footsteps coming really quick
I guessed he must have tracked me by the scent of my breath
And pondered all the headlines apropos my own death

He crashed in through the doorway like a drunk home late
With every step he took I felt the floor vibrate
I hid behind some shelves and tried hard not to breathe
And when he found me I knew that my folks would grieve 

I knew that all was lost; I couldn’t fight that beast
Maybe I could sock him on the jaw at least
He grabbed me with both hands; I thought my chest would split
But then he bared his fangs and said, “Hah! Tag; you’re it!”
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Mcintosh Avatar
July 26, 2023 at 12:13 PM
Oh so adorable!!! Love this. Congratulations and God bless you. Love, Gina
Goldsmith Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 8:38 AM
Back with Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading it again. True, the old stories are the best stories. Have a great day....................
Flood Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 2:39 PM
I’m experimenting with the ‘worst’ (ie longest) shaggy dog tale I remember. If I finish it I might have to advise readers against reading it for the benefit of their sanity… or perhaps my ability to walk! (Because REVENGE may well be the order of the day)
Roper Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 8:05 AM
Oh such a fun story; I love the ending. Congratulations on your win.
Flood Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 2:35 PM
Thanks, Eve. Enjoyed putting this together. I recalled the beginning and the punch line, but had to re-imagine the rest. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
Alex Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 5:31 AM
Indeed, a good story. Congratulations!
Flood Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 2:32 PM
Thankyou very much, Christuraj. Glad you enjoyed.
Volumes Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 1:41 AM
Thanks Terry, I needed a good laugh. Its not just the laugh, you created a gripping story from start to finish, I could picture every motion all the way. So well done mate thoroughly enjoyed it. Congrats on your win. A very well told story.
Flood Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 2:32 PM
Thanks, er… erm… ‘Speaky’. The original 1970s telling of this shaggy dog story went on so long that you could almost die of thirst waiting for the end. As I believe I’m among friends, I thought I’d condense it somewhat. Thanks for the congrats.
Daniel Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 1:13 AM
This made me simply laugh, Terry, awesome story telling, had me guessing till the end:) congratulations on top win:)
Flood Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 2:28 PM
Thanks for the ‘first’, Joanna. I’d often thought about putting this very, very old, (Uk?) joke to rhyme, and your contest gave me the excuse I needed. Thanks again. Terry
Wolf Avatar
July 16, 2023 at 7:11 PM
What a story, Terry! Magnif!! If this isn't a winner, why, I'll eat my gizzard! :) gw
Flood Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 2:25 PM
Oh, not on an empty stomach, GW. Fortunately you can save your gizzard for another day… dog gone it.
Goldsmith Avatar
July 16, 2023 at 10:18 AM
WOW!!! What a story/write. Good luck. Have a good day......................
Flood Avatar
July 16, 2023 at 11:32 AM
Thanks, Paula. The old ones are the best ones. Terry
Merryman Avatar
July 15, 2023 at 7:38 PM
Fantastic story poem, Terry! You have some imagination! Best wishes in the contest! Blessings, Kim M
Flood Avatar
July 16, 2023 at 11:30 AM
Thank you, Kim. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
Lane Avatar
July 15, 2023 at 7:37 PM
Hah, an entertaining story poem that kept me quickly reading. Terry Flood style.
Lane Avatar
July 16, 2023 at 11:18 AM
I enjoy everything you write, Terry. Apologies if I miss some. I'd no knowledge of shaggy dog stories.
Flood Avatar
July 16, 2023 at 11:15 AM
Thanks, Lin. I don’t know if you call them the same in the U.S. but this was based on a very old shaggy dog story, which in its original form, went on and on and on (which is the main requirement of all good shaggy dog stories). I’m glad you enjoyed my abridged version. Terry
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