Long Bee's knees Poems

The force of my thoughts is a force to report,
Attention, no Deficit, Hyperactive, no Disorder, call it slaughter
when Hyperfocus onslaughts play hocus pocus with my thoughts,
a tornado, a hurricane a monsoon loom and taunt
a brainstorm...

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I’ll never bee kissed


Every weekend, Humble would go to the same bar,
In the same part of the hive, with the same group of mates.
He always went on the same Friday night and nothing ever changed.
Until...

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y'all know me-     I'm in the poem biz     
and it is a no brainer     when I need a fix(I come to the main...

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The Bees Knees

She was the buzz between the feathery blossom
The flutter midst buds and petals in cloak of fur
Rapturously delving the gene laden pollen
To trap the powdery wonder upon her hairy legs
And transfer to elsewhere...

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I may be all wet, but I sure ain't no bluenose!
And, while it's none of my beeswax,
Let's have a bull session-lesson !
Take a gander around, and tell the guy with the cheaters
I'll give him an...

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THREE KINGS IN SEARCH OF NEW AGONG

So you see lah! dese three big noise fellas come last time outstation
To Judea now got Israel - visa ready, (back-hand donation)

Dey pretty dam clever also high class, all...

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I suppose we take for granted - except when we are stung -
The intelligence of those busy bees that largely goes unsung!
The little critters pollinate flowers and such, and, moreover,
Create for us combs of ambrosial...

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Been hangin' around for sixty-some years.
Thought I'd seen it all but not so I fears.

In the fifties and sixties our parents were shocked,
At our clothes and our hair and our music that rocked.

In the thirties...

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It was way after eight, at the Cat in the Hat.
    The whole plaice was swimming, quoth the mackrel to sprat.
    Though the milk was upset, she still stifled...

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Julie was going south on me
It was too tempting
For her can’t ya see?

It happened slowly
When I was lonely
Relaxin in my bed 			 

The curtains were drawn 
And the lights were dim
I pushed my marbles off...

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I’LL ORDER THE BEE’S KNEES IF YOU PLEASE

“oh man, really,  wake  up please”
There are women who will drive you to your knees
You can see it in their eyes they think they can control...

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Listen Hunny, 
Just because you think that you're the bees knees doesn't mean you can tell me to buzz off,
I've got you in the palm of my hand and I think it's safe to say...

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The scientists

It is a tranquil winter day. I listen to a distant nose
a dog barks, typical in Algarve, smoke from chimneys go
straight before disbursing and disappearing.
A few clouds drift about like wedding dresses of the...

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Ripped the letters off my skin
and                  s
_________________________p
___l______________________________a 
____________t______________t_______  __e
________r________________e________d 
them on
the convulsing page
Tolerate the ones i notice
never...

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She is the beginning
As well as the end
The best part of the middle
Then start over again

The sweet part of the taste
On the tip of your tongue
The wisdom of old
The giggle of young

She is the breeze
That...

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When I think of my favourite food
my mind thinks of a wonderful land
one shaped similar to a boot
it's capital is so very grand

So my favourite food is Italia Pasta
those lovely strands made so slender
such smoothness...

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Your words are hurting my retina
'cus your rhymes stink like diarrhea
you're no rhyme Godzilla just a Gorilla
infected with poetic gonorrhea.

Your rhymes are thoughtless and without force
because of the very simple words you source
that make you...

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The Bees knees.
Except when it freeze.
Screen blank.
Like, hit by a tank.
It has a mind of its own!

Delete, defrag, firewall and defender.
Virus, spyware and distemper.
Memory that does not remember.
I fight them every day.

For birthdays, appointments and...

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Far beyond my wildest expectations
I’ve started to loose my inhibitions
Dreams are only recollections 
Visions of what you’ve done to me

The past has gone to form memories
The future the only true destiny
I hope you’ll keep seeing...

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A DEITY THAT SHE IS

She believes in her Fate
That’s why she keeps the Faith
She’s made of tough Shell
Firing like Hell
Having an eye that stings
A character like Bees knees

Around her is a big umbrella
She knows she...

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Do you think that a flying insects leg joints are the bees knees?
if 3 people have sex its a threesome.if 2 people have sex its a twosome is that why some men are described as...

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Folks refer to grand times as “bees knees”
But I am often bedeviled by bees
     I take one step out the door
     Approached by a flying hoard
Stand motionless,...

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You flirt with your computer; as one does,
When you turn it on, you abuzz.
Poking all it's keys,
You think your the bees knees...
You flirt with your computer; as one does.

Computer flirts everywhere, it's true,
Electronic flirtatious rendezvous.
Gazing...

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Small print 
Eyes squint 

Deep snow 
Tread slow

Strong gales 
Drop sails 

Score high
Bulls eye

Great whites
Big bites 

Dark rum
Warms tum

Thin hair
Thread bare

Small tent
Legs bent

Wide load
Hogs road

Strong cheese 
Bees knees 

Flash drive
Archive 

Clear night
Stars bright

Peace dove 
Spreads...

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the meadow and the perfectly cool breeze
the bees knees
candy coated and minty
calm sensation....definitely doable

the meadow and the perfectly cool breeze
summer being merciful today
that mary macgregor song playing in my head
sky blue soft....benevolently bouncing

the meadow and...

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