3 Kings In Search of New Agong

THREE KINGS IN SEARCH OF NEW AGONG So you see lah! dese three big noise fellas come last time outstation To Judea now got Israel - visa ready, (back-hand donation) Dey pretty dam clever also high class, all got top degrees, Not China cheap stuff, in their country they sure da bees knees Dey know which way go. No sat nav, but got big shiny star Like North South highway sign, it bring dem a long way so far So dey come wofore lah? I tell you. Dey look for new born King Not just Sultan; dis super-king - big Agong one, extra bling Now dey askin "Where got new Agong lah? "- dey get dis reply: “You dam stupid ah! Got king already, an’ he one mean guy” He not want no takeover, you better stay clear his domain So dey get back on camels an follow big star again. Pretty soon star stop over big wood Atap animal godown Dey think: "Dis not for Agong, like Ritz or da Hilton up town Master bateroom, sweet bathrom including free breakfast buffet Dey decide to go look-see, dey tarik the door anyway Inside all dark an smelly (what expect with cows, sheep an’ goats lah!) Two smart fellas go cautious to small light in dark corner far Da third one not careful; he step on big iron rake Waah! Sure not clever - rake stick in foot, swing up - hit nose - sees more star In dat hurt-him-bad moment he feels that his nose has been diced He cry out in the darkness: “OMG! - Ayah! JESUS CHRIST!” All go quiet. Beasts stop moo, baa, chew, grunt, fart, hush deep like heaven Den small voice say "Dat's a good name lah! Maybe we not call him Kevin”