In My Head

Julie was going south on me It was too tempting For her can’t ya see? It happened slowly When I was lonely Relaxin in my bed The curtains were drawn And the lights were dim I pushed my marbles off to the side of the bed A soft tune was playing Harmoniously Mouth wide open she came to me CHORUS Cause it was in my head I imagined the Queen of the bed I was desperately Seeking the bees knees And when I came to My hands were filled with goo I wiped the tears from my eyes And washed away the imaginary lies Kristy was the sweetest thing She got up, to fix me some grub But when I rolled back over again I could hear the sound of my tub She drew me in with that imaginary wink I braced myself against the sink She went south too, head first with no hands I was truly the happiest man Samantha and the others never lied to me Hell, they didn’t speak that well In my head I’ve come to find out That there’s no kiss and tell