I Will Order the Bees Knees If You Please

I’LL ORDER THE BEE’S KNEES IF YOU PLEASE

“oh man, really,  wake  up please”
There are women who will drive you to your knees
You can see it in their eyes they think they can control the sun
S**t, If I summon a lady to do something, believe this baby, it gets done

Weakness to me is a disease
That’s why I stay off of my knees
There are some women who think they can control the weather
Shoot, I’d rather be happy and alone than unhappy being together

I will not pay a woman’s fees
That’s how I stay off of my knees
I am not a man a woman can rearrange
Take that tip from me, and keep the f***ing change

Look in their eyes and if they should tantalize and tease
I’m telling you men, don’t let them jack-hammer you to your knees
Okay wait, I’ve rethought my advice
Only get down on your  knees if she’s hot enough and worth  the price
   © Phreepoetree ~free cee!~
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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