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I Will Order the Bees Knees If You Please

I’LL ORDER THE BEE’S KNEES IF YOU PLEASE “oh man, really, wake up please” There are women who will drive you to your knees You can see it in their eyes they think they can control the sun S**t, If I summon a lady to do something, believe this baby, it gets done Weakness to me is a disease That’s why I stay off of my knees There are some women who think they can control the weather Shoot, I’d rather be happy and alone than unhappy being together I will not pay a woman’s fees That’s how I stay off of my knees I am not a man a woman can rearrange Take that tip from me, and keep the f***ing change Look in their eyes and if they should tantalize and tease I’m telling you men, don’t let them jack-hammer you to your knees Okay wait, I’ve rethought my advice Only get down on your knees if she’s hot enough and worth the price © Phreepoetree ~free cee!~

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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