Long Barker Poems
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God's Return TicketGod's Return Ticket
Did you ever wonder about the Almighty’s criteria or selection process for reincarnation of souls back on Earth? Just think some famous politician, movie star, sports figure,criminal, dictator, and so on could use...
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Categories:
barker, beauty, creation, earth, emotions, god, heaven, judgement,
Form:
Narrative
Fluent In CryingI have to admit
The school where I work
Needs everyone to be
Able to speak Spanish.
Because the parents do.
We are an 82 percent
Spanish-speaking community.
I’ve taken Spanish 4 times.
And I have failed Spanish 4 times.
I have no idea...
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Categories:
barker, 2nd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 7th
Form:
Free verse
Stricken With Anguished NauseaStricken with anguished nausea
Written three years ago tomorrow,
yet superimposed (likened to
emotional palimpsest) upon
mental state of yore
recent post traumatic stress
triggered courtesy war
torn legally tendered greenbacks,
where enemy bonded, heisted, and netted
mine...
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Categories:
barker, abuse, age, analogy, angst, anniversary, anxiety, betrayal,
Form:
Rhyme
American TraitorTo manipulate laws to disqualify voters,
Vote multiple times, or give dead living voice,
These are acts of a traitor! Man’s born with a choice.
Should political virtue be building consensus,
To hate when you don't win a kind...
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Categories:
barker, abuse, betrayal, patriotic, religious,
Form:
Rhyme
The Utmost For the Legacyeach of us gives in from a faithful friend,
Watch through the beaten tower
We give in way to soon...
This Newest piece, "The utmost for his highest."
covers all known bases to fuel the fan in
look deeper in...
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Categories:
barker, appreciation, art,
Form:
Free verse
Zenith University
Zenith University
I am a proud graduate
of Zenith University,
where the quality stays on
until the little dot
shrinks and goes away.
I attended that fine institution
with Tom and Jerry,
Heckl, Jeckl, Mickey, Minnie,
Da?y, Donald, Daisy,
Huey, Dewey, Louie,
Speedy, Wile E., Gumby, Pokey,
Yogi, Boo Boo, Dino, Chucko,
Hobo Kelley, Lassie, Bozo,
Betty, Barney, Bam Bam Rubble,
Wilma, Pebbles, Fred,
Casper, Felix, Sheri? John,
Gentle Ben, and Mr. Ed.
Astro, Elroy,
Judy, George, and Jane--
Eddie Haskell, Wally Cleaver,
Mom and Dad and Little Beaver.
Favorite Martian--Flying Nun,
James Arness--smoking gun,
Spanky and Alfalfa,
Larry, Moe, and Curly.
Tests consisted
of posted patterns.
To see those,
you had to get up early
like Jack LaLanne and Buns of Steel,
Captain Kangaroo.
Mid-morning classes included
Monte Hall (quite a deal),
Bob the Barker (not the builder).
Allen Ludden passed the words, ...
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Categories:
barker, appreciation, celebrity, education, fun, school, student,
Form:
Rhyme
You'Re Wrong About Old Man Barker - Both Audio and Text“Elawishus Barker is the meanest man in Georgia. Absolutely cold as ice…and hard as nails t’ boot.
I’ve actually never met the guy, but - based on what I’ve heard - everyone in Pinkerton despises that...
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Categories:
barker, giving, inspirational,
Form:
Narrative
The Fabulous Game ShowOver the years there have been many game shows and some are standouts.
With sport things like baseball, football, basketball, golf, it a good combination.
The game shows of the 50's staples on the game show channels.
Have...
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Categories:
barker, faith, life, bible, bible, life,
Form:
Rhyme
100 99 98 Off To the Land OfWynken Blynken and Nod???
(ah...oh methinks this pissant pooch woof lee
barked up the wrong tree –
reed don my mongrel friend)
This poetic endeavor doth not boast nor brag
to take digs on front page
...
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Categories:
barker, 10th grade, 12th grade, 8th grade, 9th
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
The Dead Cowboy Poet's SocietyNow, ol’ Twister Tom he was quite a cowboy find—
A real rock hard cowpoke, though the question begged—
Some say that he was a legend in his own mind,
He’d a been six foot six if he...
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Categories:
barker, cowboy-western, death, funny, life, on work and
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
Off the Chain
It’s a hot commodity,
seems as if everybody gotta have it
Possessing something
that gives such elevated status
is a coveted thing
Desired for the inordinate attention it bring
Ownership of something
that raises the personal profile
to such gaudy heights
is a top...
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Categories:
barker, culture, perspective, truth, wisdom,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Losing a Piece of MyselfThough not really that old, living piece of my face cut away,
Tissue sacrificed hoping that Basil cell cancer is cleared
Never much for the beach scene, a tan has just lost its appeal
And those chemical skin...
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Categories:
barker, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Banana Republic Appeal
Peel back the onion tear squeals
coming from a televised live politico lynch rally
See the sound byte rubber duckie
teflon touting
his favorite effigy combustible hits
Penguin strutting presidential seal
got a billy goat attitude, kicking rude gutter alley
A...
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Categories:
barker, imagery, perspective, political, word play,
Form:
Narrative
Michael BarkerMichael was run over by a bus when he was just fifteen,
He played football for Everton’s junior or youth squad,
But suffered an acquired brain injury, a fractured skull,
Which gave him mild Cerebral...
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Categories:
barker, football, sports, strength,
Form:
Rhyme
Carnival of Cannibals and CrabsLife's a carnival ride, a bag of barkers and crabs
pinching the mind with pink toys and shiny swag
stuffing your mind with sweet soft fuzzy things
wraps you in heavy chains and a cold nose ring,
leads you...
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Categories:
barker, abuse, dark, life,
Form:
Rhyme
1975 Red DevilStill in 75 The Red Devil
Wayne was in the boot of the white holden, mine
Mildred was a driving into a drive in movie fine
The car it lurched and wobbled Kangarooed just a bit
The wheel brace...
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Categories:
barker, adventurered, car, me, red,
Form:
Rhyme
The Poor Man's Poet(A Carnival Barker)
There’s no shame in my game,
I write to entertain
This is from my upcoming book
that has no name.
Poetry that entertains.
I am the halftime show
always ready to go...
A delightful distraction,
sharing that verbal...
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Categories:
barker, confidence, desire, humor, poets,
Form:
Rhyme
Ankle Bracelets
Clink-clink
Black panther eyes peering
thru the concrete canopy
What do they see in the blood-smoke midnight air ...
safari sound waves shocking,
moving the ghetto leaves
What do the tree leopard tar-pitch, onyx ears hear ...
a white...
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Categories:
barker, culture, metaphor, slavery, truth,
Form:
Narrative
Turn Off Your YouthlightTurn off your youthlight
and say farewell to the child
embrace the gist of it
WE ARE NO LONGER FUN AND WILD
Face the fact
accept the fear
Examine thy cracks
between the front and the rear
Fun is no more
OLD AGE...
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Categories:
barker, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
LiesTo
cheat
on you
would be like taking your mona lisa heart, and punching a hole right through
the canvas
You
who,
lifted
my
titanic anchored
soul
from
its
resting grounds
You
whose
cheeks shone
like
a
beacon
at the end of the
never ending
Blue Ghost Tunnel
The icy wind
crept
up
my
spine
Hauntingly beautiful
like
Picasso's Painting..........Old man with the guitar
but...
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Categories:
barker, love
Form:
Free verse
Pronoun HoedownGrammar Series
PRONOUN HOEDOWN
Grab your partner he or she
I'll choose you and you choose me
We'll go left if you go right
They'll keep going all through the night
In this here hoedown we use pronouns
We'll all git around...
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Categories:
barker, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Piddle Eee DeePiddle Eee Dee
Dribble, Dribble, breakage, and Piddle
A pox on that little dog!
Ankle biter, obnoxious barker…
...
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Categories:
barker, fantasy, funny, funny love, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form:
Light Verse
New BeginningsNotoriously eager to learn something unique, clever, exciting or new
Enthusiasm parades out of her in every direction, heading toward jazzy
We do not attempt to hold her back, for she cannot be tethered
Being...
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Categories:
barker, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Acrostic
Vembadi My Alma MaterVembadi, my Alma Mater
On day one, I stepped into school tearfully,
In school uniform, clutching my bag nervously.
Miss Barker appeared! I gazed at her fearfully,
Her foreign face scared the native lass tremendously!
Miss Barker, the disciplinarian,...
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Categories:
barker, education,
Form:
Free verse
Burroughs' VirusIn crowds bigly
And comparatively small
The Barker
Shot poisoned grammar arrows
At apple pie heads
Crowds roared with baked smiles
At milestones tossed
Across potomac alters
The Barker
Injected his virus
With mucus spray; tanned
With ease, aimed...
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Categories:
barker, hero,
Form:
I do not know?