Long Arse Poems
Long Arse Poems. Below are the most popular long Arse by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Arse poems by poem length and keyword.
Poem Revised Memorial Day May 30th, 2022 At 1500 HoursPoem revised Memorial Day May 30th, 2022 at 1500 hours
Flagrante delict adulterous sordid behavior
automatically linkedin with Lothario;
an unscrupulous seducer of women,
based upon a character
in The Impertinent Curious Man,
a story within a...
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Categories:
arse, absence, abuse, adventure, anger, black african american,
Form:
Rhyme
The CavemenUgg and Ogg, on a rock they sat.
The pair were in hiding from the sabred cat.
They had hunted for a whole week long.
But, recently it had all gone wrong.
The ladies were waiting...
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Categories:
arse, funny, humor, silly,
Form:
Verse
Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be BawdyCOME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM...
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Categories:
arse, giggle, jobs,
Form:
Limerick
Font Din BlackFont Din Black
so u real???
Warning! The following choppy, batty,
dopey: elegy = flaky, goofy, history: iffy,
jumpy, kooky: loopy, matty, nappy, nippy,
sketchy material prone to find the reader
dazed and bewildered, yet comfortably...
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Categories:
arse, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, addiction,
Form:
Free verse
The Fall and Rise of Bernie FrasierPart One.
Bernie Frasier, a funny man, a brilliant man, a can do man, if Bernie can’t do it, no one can! Bernie Frasier, a kind and friendly man, a gentle man,...
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Categories:
arse, absence, destiny, encouraging, fate,
Form:
Narrative
Approximately Three Plus Days ElapsedApproximately three plus days elapsed...
without yours truly experiencing urge to defecate
Neither bloating nor constipation
arose, but one nondescript anguished
logophile anticipated intestinal blockage,
hence prophesying worse case scenario
I (predicated in direction for an adult)
ingested three Dulcolax tablets
and subsequently...
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Categories:
arse, adventure, america, anniversary, beautiful, courage, family, july,
Form:
Free verse
The Lights Ft Edgar Allan PoeI
See the phone towers with the lights-
Glowing lights!
What a world of mischief and sorrow their pattern foretells!
How they twinkle, twinkle, twinkle
In the icy air of night!
While the clouds that are...
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Categories:
arse, adventure, america, angst, city, deep, desire, dream,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
I Relished Being Hungry For Thanksgiving Pop Slop Gloppy GrubI relished being hungry for Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub
whereby the missus didst potchke
created whirling dervish hubbub
after enjoying repast,
(fit for a tarnished king),
yours truly able, eager, and ready
to soak my ego freezing carcass in...
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Categories:
arse, abuse, adventure, appreciation, autumn, blessing, drink, thanksgiving,
Form:
Rhyme
Within My Quasi Moat Toad Lily Padded Immediate EnvironsWithin my quasi moat toad lily padded immediate environs
Meaning the corporeal complex edifice
housing these lovely bones,
where linkedin logorrhea ably
strives to break out
in meaningless song
yobble hum hum diddle dee dee
and dance courtesy
an...
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Categories:
arse, adventure, age, allusion, analogy, anniversary, appreciation, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Heaven's AnswerFrom the error of my ways
in the blink of one's eyes
falling backwards I called out
Oh God please save me
Inside the crunch mercy echoed
as warm blood soaked the hands
running through fingers...
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Categories:
arse, angel, blessing, faith, god, gospel, miracle,
Form:
Verse
Devil's Advocate Claims Teflon TrumpDevil's advocate claims Teflon Trump...
The demagogue reincarnate
feels gifted to reign supreme
captivates, glorifies, lauds,
renounces, yawps extreme
views bellows dogmatic fulminations
in an attempt to redeem
stolen 2020 capital one bid.
Which hunter (biden his time)
will reap grim...
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Categories:
arse, 12th grade, abortion, age, america, anger, anxiety,
Form:
Rhyme
Recurrent Sneezing Fit Courtesy Freshly Mowed GrassRecurrent sneezing fit courtesy freshly mowed grass
circa June 20th, 2022
prompted me to stutter
self addressed rapid fire gesundheit
nsync with, spluttering
“I don't have any allergies!”
An infinitesimal slight speck tickled
nostril follicle – activated via an itty...
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Categories:
arse, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
I Still Feel Under the Weather Today April 2nd, 2023I still feel under the weather today April 2nd, 2023
Unseen enemy invades my body
with platoon of green berets air
rating, and enfilading immune system viz
Hib bully knock and sock kin me
courtesy roebuck seers...
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Categories:
arse, adventure, anger, anxiety, april, body, caregiving, health,
Form:
Rhyme
The GymI looked into the mirror and this is what I saw
Overweight, bloated and extremely out of shape
Put me in a purple shirt
And I'd look just like a grape
The time had come to buckle down
It was...
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Categories:
arse, giggle, humor, humorous, life, sports,
Form:
Rhyme
Happy 68th Birthday Maryann Sage Revisited January 12th 2021Happy 68th birthday MaryAnn Sage - revisited January 12th, 2021
Wherever you might be holed up
within this whirled wide web wassup?
Mein kampf still equals board
hardscrabble existence deplored
analogous to Norwegian bachelor,
whose Lake Wobegon nestled within fjord
forcing me...
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Categories:
arse, birthday, devotion, endurance, heartbroken, husband, january, lost
Form:
Rhyme
Everyone Nose I Haint No OtolaryngologistEveryone nose, I haint no otolaryngologist
Nonetheless this bard arse feels gratitude
courtesy Laurence V. Cramer, D.O.
without cerumen eye zing
May 17th, 2022 'ere
and thank dog guardian angels,
who find me continually blessed
regarding audiological sense to hear,
whereby faculty sound...
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Categories:
arse, appreciation, blessing, caregiving, dedication, health, humorous, may,
Form:
Rhyme
Yami On This Sitey am.i. On this site???
to bask
in offline and/or
online friendship
like quaffing from flask
with no deliberate intent
to antagonize nor mask
any hidden agenda -
...
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Categories:
arse, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Dramatic Verse
The Stench of PowerOnly bold , italics ,
The stench of power
There’s a common smell of bull*****been spreading through this land
Blair and Brown once had the power to spend spend spend out of hand
The banks...
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Categories:
arse, political, people, green, people,
Form:
Lyric
The Christmas MouseThe Christmas Mouse
T'was the night before Christmas
And with everything done
The kids were all dreaming
Of Christmas Day fun
The tree was completed
We had wrapped all the toys
When from the basement below
We heard a faint noise
I sprung from...
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Categories:
arse, christmas,
Form:
Rhyme
Chicanery Grabbed Lustfully Repeatedly YupChicanery grabbed lustfully repeatedly - yup!
While merrily bobbing along
the boulevard of broken dreams,
which in truth measured
no more than a furlong
think envisioning myself top banana
analogous to bull headed Donkey Kong,
I felt on top of my game,
which...
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Categories:
arse, abuse, age, america, analogy, anger, animal, betrayal,
Form:
Rhyme
Donald Trump Must Be Permanently Barred and Furloughed Like YesterdayDONALD TRUMP – RE: DUCKS --
this portion dashed off (while dry ving an open white hearse slay
so many months back before sale him slotted the most coveted
Casino biggest win - before the...
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Categories:
arse, 11th grade, 12th grade, abuse, america, anger,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Blind DateBlind Date
I went on a blind date, to support my best mate
Who assured me my girl would be awesome,
But the girl he admired it later transpired,
Said she'd only go out in a foursome.
So with oodles...
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Categories:
arse, humor, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse
ContactContact
Standing in a field, camera in my hand,
Scanning misty pines, haloed hill so grand.
Many miles I've traversed, now lost all sense of time,
Morning dew underfoot, dappled light is sublime.
The green plants of this earth,...
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Categories:
arse, men, perspective, spiritual, symbolism, travel, universe,
Form:
Rhyme
Mothers PrideMothers pride.
Part one.
"He never sees the light of day
Or ever cuts the grass,
He lies in bed all day
Or just sits on his fat arse."
"The toilet seat is never down...
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Categories:
arse, familywork, day, me, money, time, work,
Form:
Rhyme
House of Mirrors-Part 1 of 2Early morning, slightly subdued, a drawn out yawn reflecting my mood,
slope to the kettle, body distorted by its metallic curves, amuse myself for a
while, infusing with herbs,
while my head changes shapes, prepare...
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Categories:
arse, fantasy, music,
Form:
Rhyme