Long Arse Poems

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Poem Revised Memorial Day May 30th, 2022 At 1500 Hours

Poem revised Memorial Day May 30th, 2022 at 1500 hours

Flagrante delict adulterous sordid behavior 
automatically linkedin with Lothario;
an unscrupulous seducer of women, 
based upon a character 
in The Impertinent Curious Man, 
a story within a...

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Categories: arse, absence, abuse, adventure, anger, black african american,
Form: Rhyme


Fate decreed sexting or texting while married abominable

Fate decreed sexting/texting while married abominable

Therefore karma caught up to me big time
and delivered yours truly sent to purgatory
(figurative speaking) by casting a spell,
whereby the government issued Safelink
Tracfone got permanently disabled
and all the data
(including contact...

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Categories: arse, adventure, animal, anxiety, appreciation, black love, dream,
Form: Rhyme

Dot dot dot, and in other news devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump

Dot dot dot, and in other news devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump

courtesy the comfort of his mancave, 
I (a mutated batman wannabe) 
doth prattle and stump
and display wide whirled webbed 
and variegated tail feathers 
(also...

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Categories: arse, abuse, america, anxiety, august, destiny, freedom, november,
Form: Rhyme

Don’t even bother

I don’t want to feel.
I tried that and it didn’t work. I tried to numb myself because I just feel alone. I don’t want to talk about it because feeling pathetic is not a very...

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Categories: arse, anger, anxiety, i miss you, love hurts,
Form: Free verse

The Cavemen

Ugg and Ogg, on a rock they sat.
 The pair were in hiding from the sabred cat.
 They had hunted for a whole week long.
 But, recently it had all gone wrong.

The ladies were waiting...

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Categories: arse, funny, humor, silly,
Form: Verse


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Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be Bawdy

COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES  - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM...

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Categories: arse, giggle, jobs,
Form: Limerick

Font Din Black

Font Din Black

so u real??? 
Warning! The following choppy, batty, 
dopey: elegy = flaky, goofy, history: iffy, 
jumpy, kooky: loopy, matty, nappy, nippy, 
sketchy material prone to find the reader 
dazed and bewildered, yet comfortably...

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Categories: arse, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, addiction,
Form: Free verse

The Fall and Rise of Bernie Frasier

Part One.  
Bernie Frasier, a funny man, a brilliant man, a can do man, if Bernie can’t do it, no one can!   Bernie Frasier, a kind and friendly man, a gentle man,...

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© Ben Devlin  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: arse, absence, destiny, encouraging, fate,
Form: Narrative

BLUE NUDE : Pablo Picasso: 1902

she  rose from depths of his despair
followed an artistic youthful 
                       D
...

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Categories: arse, allegory, allusion, art, bereavement, blue, body, color,
Form: Ekphrasis

Everyone nose especially Al R Gee I haint no otolaryngologist

Everyone nose, especially Al R. Gee, I haint no otolaryngologist

Nonetheless this bard arse 
videre licet punster mocker feels gratitude
courtesy Kaitlyn Gilsenan, PA-C
a moost deal height full medical technician
without cerumen eye zing
September 27th, 2024 'ere
and thank...

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Categories: arse, adventure, angel, appreciation, blessing, confidence, humorous, thanksgiving,
Form: Rhyme

Approximately Three Plus Days Elapsed

Approximately three plus days elapsed...
without yours truly experiencing urge to defecate

Neither bloating nor constipation
arose, but one nondescript anguished
logophile anticipated intestinal blockage,
hence prophesying worse case scenario

I (predicated in direction for an adult)
ingested three Dulcolax tablets
and subsequently...

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Categories: arse, adventure, america, anniversary, beautiful, courage, family, july,
Form: Free verse

The Lights Ft Edgar Allan Poe

I 

See the phone towers with the lights- 
Glowing lights! 
What a world of mischief and sorrow their pattern foretells! 
How they twinkle, twinkle, twinkle
In the icy air of night! 
While the clouds that are...

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Categories: arse, adventure, america, angst, city, deep, desire, dream,
Form: Dramatic Monologue

I Relished Being Hungry For Thanksgiving Pop Slop Gloppy Grub

I relished being hungry for Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub

whereby the missus didst potchke
created whirling dervish hubbub
after enjoying repast, 
(fit for a tarnished king),
yours truly able, eager, and ready
to soak my ego freezing carcass in...

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Categories: arse, abuse, adventure, appreciation, autumn, blessing, drink, thanksgiving,
Form: Rhyme

Within My Quasi Moat Toad Lily Padded Immediate Environs

Within my quasi moat toad lily padded immediate environs

Meaning the corporeal complex edifice
housing these lovely bones, 
where linkedin logorrhea ably
strives to break out 
in meaningless song 
yobble hum hum diddle dee dee
and dance courtesy 
an...

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Categories: arse, adventure, age, allusion, analogy, anniversary, appreciation, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
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Heaven's Answer

From the error of my ways 
in the blink of one's eyes 
falling backwards I called out 
Oh God please save me
Inside the crunch mercy echoed 
as warm blood soaked the hands 
running through fingers...

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Categories: arse, angel, blessing, faith, god, gospel, miracle,
Form: Verse

Devil's Advocate Claims Teflon Trump

Devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump...

The demagogue reincarnate 
feels gifted to reign supreme
captivates, glorifies, lauds, 
renounces, yawps extreme
views bellows dogmatic fulminations
in an attempt to redeem
stolen 2020 capital one bid.

Which hunter (biden his time) 
will reap grim...

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Categories: arse, 12th grade, abortion, age, america, anger, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme

Sneezing fit tests nasal septum

Sneezing fit – tests nasal septum

The word Gesundheit was first used in English in 1914. It became popular in the United States due to the many German immigrants who moved there. Many Americans may not be...

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Categories: arse, 12th grade, body, endurance, health, humorous, husband,
Form: Free verse

Recurrent Sneezing Fit Courtesy Freshly Mowed Grass

Recurrent sneezing fit courtesy freshly mowed grass

circa June 20th, 2022
prompted me to stutter 
self addressed rapid fire gesundheit
nsync with, spluttering
“I don't have any allergies!”

An infinitesimal slight speck tickled 
nostril follicle – activated via an itty...

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Categories: arse, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure,
Form: Rhyme

I Still Feel Under the Weather Today April 2nd, 2023

I still feel under the weather today April 2nd, 2023

Unseen enemy invades my body 
with platoon of green berets air
rating, and enfilading immune system viz 
Hib bully knock and sock kin me 
courtesy roebuck seers...

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Categories: arse, adventure, anger, anxiety, april, body, caregiving, health,
Form: Rhyme

The Gym

I looked into the mirror and this is what I saw
Overweight, bloated and extremely out of shape
Put me in a purple shirt
And I'd look just like a grape
The time had come to buckle down
It was...

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Categories: arse, giggle, humor, humorous, life, sports,
Form: Rhyme
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The Bungle Bungle Look

The Bungle Bungle look

C’mon she says, or we’ll be late The bus gets here at half past eight “What bus says I”. (With that look of hers my gaze is met) To the airport dearest,...

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Categories: arse, appreciation, funny, nature,
Form: Rhyme

The nanosecond bad arse to risk romance

The nanosecond bad a** to risk romance

Twenty first century technology
allows, enables, and provides
instantaneous virtual unconsummated love.

Within the course of a texting or sexting session
one lovelorn lad (or grown man)
can fabricate a faux impression
with the young...

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Categories: arse, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, africa, happiness,
Form: Rhyme

Happy 68th Birthday Maryann Sage Revisited January 12th 2021

Happy 68th birthday MaryAnn Sage - revisited January 12th, 2021

Wherever you might be holed up
within this whirled wide web wassup?

Mein kampf still equals board
hardscrabble existence deplored
analogous to Norwegian bachelor,
whose Lake Wobegon nestled within fjord
forcing me...

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Categories: arse, birthday, devotion, endurance, heartbroken, husband, january, lost
Form: Rhyme

Everyone Nose I Haint No Otolaryngologist

Everyone nose, I haint no otolaryngologist

Nonetheless this bard arse feels gratitude
courtesy Laurence V. Cramer, D.O.
without cerumen eye zing
May 17th, 2022 'ere
and thank dog guardian angels,
who find me continually blessed
regarding audiological sense to hear,
whereby faculty sound...

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Categories: arse, appreciation, blessing, caregiving, dedication, health, humorous, may,
Form: Rhyme

Yami On This Site

y am.i. On this site???

to bask
in offline and/or 
     online friendship 
like quaffing from flask
with no deliberate intent 
     to antagonize nor mask
any hidden agenda - 
...

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Categories: arse, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form: Dramatic Verse
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