Long Arse Poems
Long Arse Poems. Below are the most popular long Arse by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Arse poems by poem length and keyword.
Poem Revised Memorial Day May 30th, 2022 At 1500 Hours
Poem revised Memorial Day May 30th, 2022 at 1500 hours
Flagrante delict adulterous sordid behavior
automatically linkedin with Lothario;
an unscrupulous seducer of women,
based upon a character
in The Impertinent Curious Man,
a story within a...
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Categories:
arse, absence, abuse, adventure, anger, black african american,
Form:
Rhyme
Fate decreed sexting or texting while married abominable
Fate decreed sexting/texting while married abominable
Therefore karma caught up to me big time
and delivered yours truly sent to purgatory
(figurative speaking) by casting a spell,
whereby the government issued Safelink
Tracfone got permanently disabled
and all the data
(including contact...
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Categories:
arse, adventure, animal, anxiety, appreciation, black love, dream,
Form:
Rhyme
Dot dot dot, and in other news devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump
Dot dot dot, and in other news devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump
courtesy the comfort of his mancave,
I (a mutated batman wannabe)
doth prattle and stump
and display wide whirled webbed
and variegated tail feathers
(also...
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Categories:
arse, abuse, america, anxiety, august, destiny, freedom, november,
Form:
Rhyme
Don’t even bother
I don’t want to feel.
I tried that and it didn’t work. I tried to numb myself because I just feel alone. I don’t want to talk about it because feeling pathetic is not a very...
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Categories:
arse, anger, anxiety, i miss you, love hurts,
Form:
Free verse
The Cavemen
Ugg and Ogg, on a rock they sat.
The pair were in hiding from the sabred cat.
They had hunted for a whole week long.
But, recently it had all gone wrong.
The ladies were waiting...
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Categories:
arse, funny, humor, silly,
Form:
Verse
Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be Bawdy
COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM...
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Categories:
arse, giggle, jobs,
Form:
Limerick
Font Din Black
Font Din Black
so u real???
Warning! The following choppy, batty,
dopey: elegy = flaky, goofy, history: iffy,
jumpy, kooky: loopy, matty, nappy, nippy,
sketchy material prone to find the reader
dazed and bewildered, yet comfortably...
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Categories:
arse, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, addiction,
Form:
Free verse
The Fall and Rise of Bernie Frasier
Part One.
Bernie Frasier, a funny man, a brilliant man, a can do man, if Bernie can’t do it, no one can! Bernie Frasier, a kind and friendly man, a gentle man,...
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Categories:
arse, absence, destiny, encouraging, fate,
Form:
Narrative
BLUE NUDE : Pablo Picasso: 1902
she rose from depths of his despair
followed an artistic youthful
D
...
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Categories:
arse, allegory, allusion, art, bereavement, blue, body, color,
Form:
Ekphrasis
Everyone nose especially Al R Gee I haint no otolaryngologist
Everyone nose, especially Al R. Gee, I haint no otolaryngologist
Nonetheless this bard arse
videre licet punster mocker feels gratitude
courtesy Kaitlyn Gilsenan, PA-C
a moost deal height full medical technician
without cerumen eye zing
September 27th, 2024 'ere
and thank...
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Categories:
arse, adventure, angel, appreciation, blessing, confidence, humorous, thanksgiving,
Form:
Rhyme
Approximately Three Plus Days Elapsed
Approximately three plus days elapsed...
without yours truly experiencing urge to defecate
Neither bloating nor constipation
arose, but one nondescript anguished
logophile anticipated intestinal blockage,
hence prophesying worse case scenario
I (predicated in direction for an adult)
ingested three Dulcolax tablets
and subsequently...
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Categories:
arse, adventure, america, anniversary, beautiful, courage, family, july,
Form:
Free verse
The Lights Ft Edgar Allan Poe
I
See the phone towers with the lights-
Glowing lights!
What a world of mischief and sorrow their pattern foretells!
How they twinkle, twinkle, twinkle
In the icy air of night!
While the clouds that are...
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Categories:
arse, adventure, america, angst, city, deep, desire, dream,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
I Relished Being Hungry For Thanksgiving Pop Slop Gloppy Grub
I relished being hungry for Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub
whereby the missus didst potchke
created whirling dervish hubbub
after enjoying repast,
(fit for a tarnished king),
yours truly able, eager, and ready
to soak my ego freezing carcass in...
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Categories:
arse, abuse, adventure, appreciation, autumn, blessing, drink, thanksgiving,
Form:
Rhyme
Within My Quasi Moat Toad Lily Padded Immediate Environs
Within my quasi moat toad lily padded immediate environs
Meaning the corporeal complex edifice
housing these lovely bones,
where linkedin logorrhea ably
strives to break out
in meaningless song
yobble hum hum diddle dee dee
and dance courtesy
an...
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Categories:
arse, adventure, age, allusion, analogy, anniversary, appreciation, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Heaven's Answer
From the error of my ways
in the blink of one's eyes
falling backwards I called out
Oh God please save me
Inside the crunch mercy echoed
as warm blood soaked the hands
running through fingers...
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Categories:
arse, angel, blessing, faith, god, gospel, miracle,
Form:
Verse
Devil's Advocate Claims Teflon Trump
Devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump...
The demagogue reincarnate
feels gifted to reign supreme
captivates, glorifies, lauds,
renounces, yawps extreme
views bellows dogmatic fulminations
in an attempt to redeem
stolen 2020 capital one bid.
Which hunter (biden his time)
will reap grim...
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Categories:
arse, 12th grade, abortion, age, america, anger, anxiety,
Form:
Rhyme
Sneezing fit tests nasal septum
Sneezing fit – tests nasal septum
The word Gesundheit was first used in English in 1914. It became popular in the United States due to the many German immigrants who moved there. Many Americans may not be...
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Categories:
arse, 12th grade, body, endurance, health, humorous, husband,
Form:
Free verse
Recurrent Sneezing Fit Courtesy Freshly Mowed Grass
Recurrent sneezing fit courtesy freshly mowed grass
circa June 20th, 2022
prompted me to stutter
self addressed rapid fire gesundheit
nsync with, spluttering
“I don't have any allergies!”
An infinitesimal slight speck tickled
nostril follicle – activated via an itty...
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Categories:
arse, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
I Still Feel Under the Weather Today April 2nd, 2023
I still feel under the weather today April 2nd, 2023
Unseen enemy invades my body
with platoon of green berets air
rating, and enfilading immune system viz
Hib bully knock and sock kin me
courtesy roebuck seers...
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Categories:
arse, adventure, anger, anxiety, april, body, caregiving, health,
Form:
Rhyme
The Gym
I looked into the mirror and this is what I saw
Overweight, bloated and extremely out of shape
Put me in a purple shirt
And I'd look just like a grape
The time had come to buckle down
It was...
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Categories:
arse, giggle, humor, humorous, life, sports,
Form:
Rhyme
The Bungle Bungle Look
The Bungle Bungle look
C’mon she says, or we’ll be late The bus gets here at half past eight “What bus says I”. (With that look of hers my gaze is met) To the airport dearest,...
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Categories:
arse, appreciation, funny, nature,
Form:
Rhyme
The nanosecond bad arse to risk romance
The nanosecond bad a** to risk romance
Twenty first century technology
allows, enables, and provides
instantaneous virtual unconsummated love.
Within the course of a texting or sexting session
one lovelorn lad (or grown man)
can fabricate a faux impression
with the young...
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Categories:
arse, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, africa, happiness,
Form:
Rhyme
Happy 68th Birthday Maryann Sage Revisited January 12th 2021
Happy 68th birthday MaryAnn Sage - revisited January 12th, 2021
Wherever you might be holed up
within this whirled wide web wassup?
Mein kampf still equals board
hardscrabble existence deplored
analogous to Norwegian bachelor,
whose Lake Wobegon nestled within fjord
forcing me...
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Categories:
arse, birthday, devotion, endurance, heartbroken, husband, january, lost
Form:
Rhyme
Everyone Nose I Haint No Otolaryngologist
Everyone nose, I haint no otolaryngologist
Nonetheless this bard arse feels gratitude
courtesy Laurence V. Cramer, D.O.
without cerumen eye zing
May 17th, 2022 'ere
and thank dog guardian angels,
who find me continually blessed
regarding audiological sense to hear,
whereby faculty sound...
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Categories:
arse, appreciation, blessing, caregiving, dedication, health, humorous, may,
Form:
Rhyme
Yami On This Site
y am.i. On this site???
to bask
in offline and/or
online friendship
like quaffing from flask
with no deliberate intent
to antagonize nor mask
any hidden agenda -
...
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Categories:
arse, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Dramatic Verse