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Dot dot dot, and in other news devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump

Dot dot dot, and in other news devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump courtesy the comfort of his mancave, I (a mutated batman wannabe) doth prattle and stump and display wide whirled webbed and variegated tail feathers (also known as rectrices) of mine, cuz in actuality true bats as quoted verbatim from Google “lack tail feathers, but they do sport tails that vary in structure and can help with classification. For example, vespertilionids have tails that run to the end of their uropatagiums, while molossids and rhinopomatids have tails that extend beyond the membrane. These species may use their tails to feel their way around when backing into crevices. Other bats, like emballonurids, have tails that are shorter than the membrane and rise above it. They belong to the order Chiroptera, which means "hand wing". Bats have long fingers that form wings, and a thin membrane called a patagium that stretches between their finger bones. This membrane, along with their many movable joints, makes bats agile fliers” - end quote. After aforementioned introduction regarding why I proudly pride myself with rare genetic anomaly that evokes rumpled stilts skin, I not only feel analogous to a mysterious gnome-like character from the German fairy tale Rumpelstiltskin, but also parade mutation like an out of season mummer, who originally posted the following lines of this poem crafted August 15, 2023. That unnamed demagogue reincarnate feels gifted to reign supreme captivates, glorifies, lauds, renounces, yawps extreme views bellows dogmatic fulminations in an attempt to redeem supposed stolen 2020 capital one bid and seal lock, stock and tight as a barrel the upcoming ?election Tuesday, November fifth, 2024?. Which pseudo/quasi hunter chomping at the bit (biden his time) will reap grim statistic, when citizens hopefully cast their ballots for the first female and biracial president in the popular vote 'videre licet' 2024 election) unbeknownst whether Kamala Harris the dark horse candidate will accrue majority votes after ramping up diplomatic repartee against mudslinging toward her, whereby her opponent violently stirs cauldron proffering toxic brew powerful blend to spellbind public elixir ration to parlay a view to unleash vengeance laced with hate speech triggering doomsday clock to strike midnight when nuclear weapons get loosed out their silos on cue destroying vast swaths of flora and fauna, most innocent life forms will pay hefty due to assuage aggressively cruel, enjoyably growling goal, and indubitably kick **** mindset worse than dengue fever will ensue a combustible domino effect fueling global horror – scenario of webbed, wide world I eschew analogous to kindling tinder logs smoke jetting up fireplace flue witnessing sovereign spookiest magnum opus – engendering, jump/kick starting, and transforming much of animal and plant life into goo, (especially after special prosecutor Robert Mueller let go some years back) far scarier than any macabre production dreamt up by human frightful scenario hero she ma, or nog a saké (paltry in comparison) will rescue us from deadly debacle, nor any safe haven such as cool igloo forsooth thee annihilation will surpass any prior world war, no one will be spared, neither gentile nor Jew which all out total mortal kombat, and attendant dystopian landscape laying waste organisms livingsocial will instantaneously undergo cremation, despite Georgia grand jury courtesy indicting former President Donald Trump that rained down as Stormy Daniels upon his head and up the kazoo, where flecks of ashes will spread like Kudzu rendering world wide web fetid, offal, and putrid far more noxious than the common loo yet even this general description falls far short to where mew tinny, sans hardy species (according to Google search); such as tardigrade, mummichog, and cockroach decimating, heaving, leveling, poisoning nearly every cubic inch of Earth evincing voluminous vaporization extant eradication emphatically nixed, punctuated, and radiated pulverization eviscerating bowels of mankind, where nary a survivor, especially foreigner could weather and withstand hollowed out no mans land bereft of sustenance or water where seeds of life and white lily when coalescence of oblate spheroid birthed, nursed, and weaned new life especially proto *****sapiens and subsequent kin grunting with ah and sheepish ewe where rambunctious fast tracked primates, yet inherent within genetic coda, (perhaps poison ingredient bubbling within primordial soup - steeped qua pew tarnation housing crucible- analogous to planetary size mortar and pestle) queue sans predestination, where rue brick, dogma, and fealty honoring justice slew by paws of one cancerous, fractious and idolatrous Lothario, who opened Pandora Box (rigged by bobbies shut tight) thorough lee rendered civilization a footnote of cosmological history and universal view where if one eligible voter ideally chooses alternate Democratic, but hands down Republican candidate will clinch nomination, witnessing elephants to stampede, the majority will exhale a collective whew and allow, enable and provide no end to speculation about decimation about me, you and continuance of the human zoo.

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Date: 8/15/2024 2:29:00 PM
Okay..Sara K
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