Yami On This Site
y am.i. On this site???
to bask
in offline and/or
online friendship
like quaffing from flask
with no deliberate intent
to antagonize nor mask
any hidden agenda -
quite challenging task.
Thus, i turn question back 2 u
per what spurred
posting/responding too,
and might there be interest
with me - n average hue
man male - hoping 4
acquaintance brand new
from - this bard
of schwenksville - matthew
horny older buck
haint gonna byte
so...no need to take fright
i scout cyber seas donning
virtual webbed wide
wet suit to brook
a female friendship countless
adult oriented web site
up prefer venues left
of political right
and absolutely
positively unquestioningly
without subatomic
particle of interest
than please just respond
albeit, and try to be polite...
good morning, noon, or night
quite
right
2b guarded when acquaintanceship
begins out of sight
whereby data bits
bump uglies and grind
thru information super
highway somewhat tight.
Ma arch bald
dingbats fingas clip by
at greased lightening speed
justa friendship this
poor fella doth need
an accommodating gal
to offer a lead
mien eyes not purposely heed,
nor any greed
from stall huff
eyeing in sects less marriage
this guy wants 2b freed
with no malice this
super tramping wordsmith
of inxs ac of dc
charged cheap tricks,
sans done dirty deed.
This impersonator
sometime bard of yore
admits to his apology
if taken totally abominable
like bar rammy aback
to proposition with
carnal desires in store
and ideally match deeds
e-z with these words
towards strong desire to adore
forsooth naked realm
to allow noggin to bore
together in close syn
cop yule lay shun couplet core
and would gently encourage
newfound muse
to let me dip quill in iambic
pentameter du jour
from a wordsmith
who shies away
drinking pot or smoking booze.
Now with a zing
i step into digital xing
via summit fall low wing
written jest to byte
tongue in cheek
unsure if phone here will ring
or unexpected
gold plated invitation
after the yodeling ding
in an effort to hear pleasant,
yet discordant musical
ka – ching
for cherished pennies, nickels,
dimes, nickle back
et cetera from heaven to bring.
Twiddling 2 opposable black bird
shaped green thumb
me schmart simian Semitic ****
gets comfortably numb
quaffing humongous
amount of rum
while downing
sesame street pudding
made of pureed plum
like jack in the corner
boot my luck more glum,
and despite facial stubble with here
and there a stale crumb
this dabbler in words
haint no bum.
Copyright © Matthew Harris | Year Posted 2018
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