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The Thing

The things of which we cannot speak
Make us become we cannot say
The thing brought back from yesterday
That praised the strong and crushed the weak

That thing whose name we cannot name
That fathers fought to keep at bay
The thing we thought had gone away 
Now clothes our parliament in shame

Klaus Barbie made their king of spies
Elon von Braun their rocket man 
Never more true American 
A new Gestapo in disguise 

As Gaza’s child lies in the waste-
land made by AngloSaxon bombs
From Mariupol and from Homs
The empire script is cut and paste

Old England sees a child as bad
And Gazan children were the worst
For pious butchery they thirst
In sanctimonious garments clad

We stretch barbed wire around our hearts
We tar the untermensch with lies
O Ichabod! the prophet cries
From you the glory now departs

Cruel and inhuman songs they sang
Again the human turned cyborg
London is come to Nuremberg 
And from her ropes shall rulers hang

Premium Member Ob-servant

klaus says humanity has lost its trust' so i guess to regain
It is his new must??
trump has won and now presides.' As many people are
Opening their eyes.?]
Many Americans phoned and texted when a new bill was
Debated' and we saw things got really affected.'
I don't know how ( that went down ?)
With all  those evil? davos clowns?
soros gates claus and carny, atten-borough thun-burg they'd send you barmy!
In listening to such fifteen minutes? it is plenty.' Of time
To escape the ' forever citys' and before they're built.!
Like a hive.? Do we have a  mind.? Hmm think..Think think.? 
Also action will do fine.' What will be the next distractions.? Maybe
Its simply best to do as above.? Get involved to devolve.!
Give the agenda a shove.? Which is like a train on its track
Of lies.?? If you remove some sections off a cliff it
Fly's


Premium Member P W P

Frass the math..A help to agri.? A culture to far.' I
Ain't having any.. ( B S ) would be better than this '
Real hell for leather.' How can you plan to help
Organical food.? With insect dung..This is so rude.!
To offer false help, while subtracting physicallity.?
The good wholesome animals, this is real insanity
From white priveliged people it seems to me? klaus scoros
clinton 
bush, charles windsor biden; welby.  are they out of their trees.?
Do they push the world, out on a limb? As axe
To tree roots they madly swing, it seems all airy fairy
And cowless dairys.? Sacrifice and wanton felony?
Penury to live ' hard yoke tough yakka.' They'll get
Us all crook, while speiling some patter, acid rain
Are the tears they shed, they would run a world
With most people dead.? A fast hard slap is what
Is needed..' to get such a hysterical; ethos un-seated.'

Poems Are Best Yet Difficult To Digest

my poems might be best
for writing they will arrest
too hard to digest

saw poems on my lap
which may create a mishap
must fill in the gap
  
to show poems trying
many of them are supplying
you could be crying

poems are exquisite
read them when paper visit
or might have missed it

need an exhibit
newspaper will prohibit
write them have to quit

to this will allude
at convention can be crude
tongues exude and protrude

after taking pause
there will be a Santa Klaus
which we read in clause

Premium Member Fleckfieber 1940 Typhoid Outbreak 1940

Warsaw 1940 certain inhabitants designated
A health risk were ordered to strip naked
Had to shower to become clean this ploy
Caused public humiliation, and showed
Dominence there was also mass quarrantine
Also to your own house that was
Useless in its 'so called mission' 
And in fact caused a rise in infection
As the immune systems of people
Lowered due to length of confinement
this was a take on the tried and
Tested method (the public heakth emergancy)
Pioneered earlier that decade in Germany
In declaring a public health emergency i think
In 1933?, this enabled opening the way for martial law 
Which was the springboard hitler craved to get
Complete control of the German populace
Any person of Germanic nationality over the age
Of forty years in age, should be able to validate
These events as also george psoriasus and
klaus the louse would be emminently qualified
To so do.' At this moment in the UK a rise in
Typhoid cases is being flagged up by the health
Department..


Premium Member Klausie Little

Klaus is a ravening louse
WHO is his edict-ing house
Where he whips errant fantasy out
There he acts world bell-weather
Strutting and foaming of mouth

His offering Though's really small
A magnifier; here is the call.'
The maiden did shout
What's the slug all about?
So he slid through a crack in the wall

Premium Member Tale of Heretta and Mixie

Heretta had a mission today and she took her cat
Can we also take my dog friend and his vampire bat?
Sorry, her mother replied, That might scare grandma you know
So Heretta and Mixie her cat, took off through a layer of snow.

I do not think anything scares grandma, Heretta sad with a grouse.
Mixie thought this was hilarious and swiftly told her friend Klaus.
Klaus cannot keep a secret; worse, he called up grandma and said
“Your daughter thinks a bat will scare you. Grandma said “Oh, Fred!”

Fred was Klaus' evil twin, and not nice to most of the family.
How he could be impolite and rude, is not so easy to see.
His parents were marvelous, his grandmother is a peach.
When he got older he lived with them; they had their share - each!

Premium Member Tooth Mouse Not Fairy

In France and Spain there is a tooth mouse.
Who collects loose teeth inside your house
No fairy for them
With tails so grim
I found this out from my good friend Klaus

Mr Hero

Mr mr mr hero
You u u u
You four two zero
Mr mr mr hero
You u u u
You four two zero
You psycho you crazy
You hybrid you angrezy
You double cross agent
You sand you cement
You casanova you bermuda
You saynviyan you faloda
You dirty you Aloda
Mr mr mr hero
You four two zero.
Note.Towl haram top ta jor kary John Day.
Lesson.You are a complete and total fraud.Klaus Mikaelson.

Premium Member Crooked House of Poland

Poland’s shopping center in crooked house,
Showplace of Sopot, fairytale, right Klaus?
A crazy look.
Shop with books.
Where I bought my favorite blue blouse.

Lizard In Our House

There’s a lizard in our house,
At the last there was a mouse.
And we called the mouse Klaus,
Now there’s a lizard in our house.

Soon there will be a roo,
Koala, Possum, Emu too.
Swear it’s really true-
There’s a lizard in my shoe
A lizard in my shoe
In our house.

There’s an emu in our car,
He’s playing his guitar,
He thinks he’s a big star
The emu in our car
In our car

There’s a wombat in our school, 
King parrot makes a rule
‘No wombat in our school;
This is birdy school
Birdy Birdy school
Bird.Dee.School

There’s a dingo on a boat,
A possum on a float.
Koala writes a note-
I’m in a life…coat
Please dingo stop your boat
Ding stop your boat
Stop your boat

Above goes flying fox,
In his orange jocks
With stripey coloured socks
Coloured socks

There’s an echidna in the pub,
Hugging witchery grub
Platypus guards the door
Croc is on the dance… floor
Doing a little dance
Dancey Dancey Dance
Dancey. Dance

Preying Mantis serves up drinks,
Southern Cross looks down and thinks…

Wildlife 21

Wildlife 21

'Schiessy' a German pine marten,
Was creeping around in the 'garten',
His partner, called Klaus
Shouted "Don't be a louse!
Just cut out zat coughing und fartin'!"

Premium Member Aggressive Party Loving Geese

Geese have a New Year’s Eve party on roof of my house
Daring me to care but I turn my back on them to talk to Klaus.
So they come closer, and shake their confetti and blow their horns.
I cannot help but think most of these silly geese are middle-borns.

Come join us! A frisky one says, giving me a wink. Blowing me a kiss.
Me and my pet cobra give him a glare and a not-so-gentle hiss.
They are getting ready for dancing now. The caller is outrageous though.
“Swing your partner let’s do-si-do, let her flash where the sun don’t go!”

I run into the house to get my square dancing dress with petticoats too.
There is just so much dancing I am not enticed to do….

Premium Member Oh Laura, Oh Laura Are You Okay-Inspired By the Film Terror In the Crypt

Oh, Laura oh Laura 
Are you okay?
 Karnstein’s are falling I must say 
Terror in the Crypt is the film on the moving image strip. 
Spells are in gear and Laura you have much to fear 
There is this dapper looking Klaus who is looking through the books 
And came across something that had to due with your looks 
Apparently, there is a resemblance between you and the one in a grave 
And that is what made you the witches fave 
Your story was shot in black and white 
And it has many interests in that type of light 
Formally dressed men roaming the castle 
And evil tending to the hassles 
Christopher Lee stepped away from his afternoon tea 
To be a star in this royal message before there was the car 
When the hunchback image is found hanging 
The Karnstein’s stop worrying about ranking 
Oh Laura, oh Laura 
Are you okay? 
And the spirit below should understand its time to go 
When the good-looking guys find the painting 
The audience is waiting 
To see if you Laura are okay 
From the Terror in The Crypt that wants your beauty to pay

Premium Member Twas the Night Before Christmas Stumbling Fallen Santa-

Twas the night before Christmas;
As Mrs. Klaus was washing dinner dishes;
Santa is at the workshop;
He’s got a cold, sucking on cough-drop;

While walking through the snow;
Frozen his left foot pinky-toe;
Had too much cough syrup;
Was so dizzy leaving fell on reindeer stirrups?

Up see, daisy Santa what process ya…
To be stumble fall Newton’s second law (ha ha);
Swollen, fatten solid mass net force fallen;
Proportional to a Mack-truck oops Reindeer runnin;

Twas the night before Christmas;
The phone rings an Elf has called her;
As Mrs. Klaus was drying those dishes;
Toymaker say’s Santa’s out he’s trip and fallen;

Like a drunken man who’s no longer standing?
Broken hand, bruised leg blacken eye ,
            --oops! guess wasn’t a happy landing;





12/7/19

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