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Twas the Night Before Christmas Stumbling Fallen Santa-

Twas the night before Christmas; As Mrs. Klaus was washing dinner dishes; Santa is at the workshop; He’s got a cold, sucking on cough-drop; While walking through the snow; Frozen his left foot pinky-toe; Had too much cough syrup; Was so dizzy leaving fell on reindeer stirrups? Up see, daisy Santa what process ya… To be stumble fall Newton’s second law (ha ha); Swollen, fatten solid mass net force fallen; Proportional to a Mack-truck oops Reindeer runnin; Twas the night before Christmas; The phone rings an Elf has called her; As Mrs. Klaus was drying those dishes; Toymaker say’s Santa’s out he’s trip and fallen; Like a drunken man who’s no longer standing? Broken hand, bruised leg blacken eye , --oops! guess wasn’t a happy landing; 12/7/19 The Night Before 2 Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Joseph May Rhyme poetry form only.

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Date: 12/15/2019 3:21:00 PM
cute as can be, Edward!! Congrats on your win.
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Date: 12/15/2019 7:53:00 AM
Nicely done James, Congrats on your win
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Date: 12/14/2019 12:50:00 PM
Congrats on your win, James.
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James Edward Lee Sr.
Date: 12/14/2019 3:00:00 PM
Thanks :) Line if was a fun and funny write.. Have a blessed Holiday. James

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