Aggressive Party Loving Geese

Geese have a New Year’s Eve party on roof of my house Daring me to care but I turn my back on them to talk to Klaus. So they come closer, and shake their confetti and blow their horns. I cannot help but think most of these silly geese are middle-borns. Come join us! A frisky one says, giving me a wink. Blowing me a kiss. Me and my pet cobra give him a glare and a not-so-gentle hiss. They are getting ready for dancing now. The caller is outrageous though. “Swing your partner let’s do-si-do, let her flash where the sun don’t go!” I run into the house to get my square dancing dress with petticoats too. There is just so much dancing I am not enticed to do….