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Joints Poems - Poems about Joints

Premium Member Aging
Aging Problems with my joints Problems with insomnia Problems with my memory Problems with my concentration Problems with my energy levels Problems with my taste buds Problems with desire Getting old is one big problem One problem after another This problem isn’t for the faint of heart Well, at least I am still alive And able to write bad poetry!! ...

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Categories: joints, age, humor,
Form: List
Joints
Joints The sound sometimes my joints make when I walk is often compared to a gun going off with the help of compressed air. ...

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Categories: joints, humor,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member My 120 pound house guest
He's an elder now so don't dare forget. He has special needs and they need to be met.. Always been a hot boy so keep the thermostat down, or he'll gulp too much water and in urine you'll drown.. Never was a barker but now lets you know. Better pay attention or he'll just let it flow.. The laminated flooring makes...

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Categories: joints, age, animal, dog,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member out of all the gin joints
out of all the gin joints in Chicago she had to choose this one she had an uncanny likeness to the woman he had lost he could not stop staring...

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Categories: joints, memory,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Assessing Joints
Swollen knees bring fears of blocked tubes -- harbingers of destruction, cold limbs, looming amputations. Swollen knees bring alternate explanations for pain – cysts maybe? fears subside. maybe just an infection… Swollen knees bring reminders of aging frames. age-related deterioration, speaks of a well-ripened life. Swollen knees bring streams of gratitude for the many things knees can do. joints of thanksgiving breaking through…...

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Categories: joints, anxiety, confusion, health, introspection,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Brand New Joints
If I must run for my life, I’m a dead duck These old worn-out hips will give out quick Time came when my arthritis was undeniable When I walk now, I hear my knees click. I’m thinking I should consider replacements Those newfangled techniques are superb, I saw an old lady with brand new hip joints Kick an unwitting purse snatcher...

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Categories: joints, fun, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Bic
Their lighters allow me to smoke joints and cigarettes that inspire depressing poetry written in their pens' ink, which I cut myself to with their razors. ...

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Categories: joints, abuse, funny,
Form: Free verse
17 Joints
(Against Marijuana) *How many do you take a day?* The journalist asked in a joking tone. *Seventeen ni o* The teenager replied. Seventeen times he smoked that day. A routine that continues till this moment. Like an exhaust pipe, He kept up the smoke emissions. Like Sango, the Yoruba mythological god of thunder, His eyes burned red and his mouth spouted fire. One puff among friends...

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Categories: joints, abuse, addiction, anxiety, body,
Form: Free verse
360 Joints To Thank
Three hundred and sixty joints in the human body, To stand, To sit, To bend, To stretch, To fold, To hear, To see, To talk, To walk, To think, To thank God!...

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Categories: joints, body, thanksgiving,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Clip Joints
Used to be I got haircuts for two bits, Along with a shave and hair tonic spritz, From the barber bawdy jokes Juicy gossip from town blokes! ...

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Categories: joints, humor, nostalgia,
Form: Limerick
Of All the Gin Joints In the World
They say that living is a disgrace those who worship the dead I never felt that way I love the adventure of life it does not contaminate my soul the way it does my body the Gestapo order the violins while the Marsellaise plays I dance to different songs I was younger, many years ago and never afraid of things then wave, after wave of fear...

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Categories: joints, art,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Clip Joints
You can give up that nasty habit if you try. Just think of all the things your money will buy. Each one of those houses is a den of debauchery. They are clip joints just out to get your money. When you dump at the tables or feed the machines, the end result is usually some egregious scenes. If you...

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Categories: joints, loss, people, social, house,
Form: Rhyme
Are Fast Food Joints To Blame For Obese Kids
Fast Food Joints to Blame for Obese Kids? By Elton Camp McDonald’s is sometime singled out for blame Of other similar places we can claim the same Their food is filled with calories, fat and salt And to eat such worthless tripe, nobody ought But to say this is the main reason kids are fat It would be very hard to go...

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Categories: joints, food, parents, food, parents,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Joints
joints, bend or stay straight rivers, turn or overflow banks eyes, see forever. (January 22, 2011 Wausau, Wisconsin) (c) Copyright 2011 by Christine A Kysely, All Rights Reserved...

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Categories: joints, introspection, life
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Aching Joints (Senryu)
Tiger Balm compound Is really my new best friend Relieves aching joints © Joseph, 9/12/07 © All Rights Reserved The traditional or classic Japanese senryu format has three lines: the first has five syllables, second has seven syllables and the third five syllables. The pattern is 5/7/5 for a total of seventeen syllables. The senryu is generally about...

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Categories: joints, health,
Form: Senryu

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