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In The Doghouse Poems - Poems about In The Doghouse

Premium Member WE LL RIDE A HORSE DOWN ROCKY PATH
...We’ll Ride a Horse Down Rocky Path We’ll ride a horse down rocky path Fall in love in the aftermath Well do-si-do and do it right Me and honey can dance all night Roll away to a half ......

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Categories: in the doghouse, dance, funny,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Dog Days
...Don't let what I say go to your head But you're quite an animal in bed He knew his wife had lied It's what wounded his pride So he slept in the doghouse instead......

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Categories: in the doghouse, marriage,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member You are Wearing Pajamas to Work
...She put her cowboy boots on first and then her make up Sniffing her ample posterior was her wiener dog Mup. His brother Max looked interested from the cozy chair. But if he left his cushion, Mup w......

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Categories: in the doghouse, women,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member He Cut His Hair on My Watch
...My little brother cut his hair on my watch I decided to fix it, the best I could do. He was squirming, it’s uneven, a job of botch. Not my fault I told my mom, blame it on Hugh. Hugh is three, ......

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Categories: in the doghouse, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member 'We Need To Talk'
...I'm suddenly choking On the disorienting fumes Of unbearable suspense. Four words was all it took. ......

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Categories: in the doghouse, confusion, horror, humor,
Form: Light Verse



Premium Member Dog
...Dog I once had a fluffy white dog take my hand He was born a Maltese and was very well cared for He was my every world, my one and only, all over this land When I’d come home he would greet me ......

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Categories: in the doghouse, appreciation, devotion, dog, marriage,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The House
...The house,                                                                    sailing on the boathouse,                                                trains......

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Categories: in the doghouse, flower, house, humor, sea,
Form: Rhyme
I Am the Project Air Bridge
...I am the Project Air Bridge, The veritable virus lord-cum-felon of duty fraud. Fumaye's privileged his bridge that projects pompous airs. Maelstrom, mammon coextend where it forks and fares. Tra......

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Categories: in the doghouse, extended metaphor,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Brown Dog
...He’s a brown dog conditioned in chains. He lives with a castrated desire. His urges are groomed. To be gentle, he must be docile. His fangs sink into the flesh in a red China plate. He ......

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Categories: in the doghouse, dog,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Oh, She's Mad
...Her husband in the doghouse, he called her by the wrong name during sex. Date written and posted: 12/15/2018......

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Categories: in the doghouse, anger, humor, husband, relationship,
Form: Monoku
Alfa Male Not Too Fast
...So we took Bonnie the Border Collie to the vet yesterday for a wellness check and to update his shots. While there we discussed Bonnies dominance issues over Crusher the female Doberman, especially w......

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Categories: in the doghouse, adventure, animal, crazy, dog,
Form: Narrative
Doberman Pinscher
...Hey buddy, this pooch has got a bone to pick with you - You’re in the doghouse and we need to talk this through. So prick up your ears and hear me through to the end - This language barrier needs ......

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Categories: in the doghouse, dog,
Form: Rhyme
A Spoonful of Snow
...We scratched and scrapped and piled it together, thin as cobwebs, like molted bird feathers, spread out on the frozen lawn, a gossamer frosting in early dawn, a meager, stingy December snow, har......

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Categories: in the doghouse, childhood, christmas, snow,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Night I Fell Like Rain
...You had that future retro look: two thousand seventeen, There was a slow and sultry permanence, a little slouchy lean As you eased out of the taxi before it shot off to the right, Who could have ......

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Categories: in the doghouse, destiny, water, , cute,
Form: Rhyme
Men Can Be Trained Just Like Puppies
...Men and puppies are the same Training them is just a game Of a lot of patience and A gentle firm living hand Teaching them what's right and wrong But training can be very long If they're stubbo......

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Categories: in the doghouse, dog, men, tree,
Form: Rhyme

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