Don In the Doghouse
Don in the Doghouse
By Elton Camp
Don had a wife who was easily offended
If her wishes weren’t immediately tended
In the doghouse his time was mainly spent
Since out of shape his wife was often bent
Poor Don finally decided that he’d give in
And he built himself a doghouse in the den
He even bought a coat of white canine hair
To put on whenever he had to live in there
Bowls of dog food he decided that he’d eat
When it was his wife wasn’t acting sweet
Ultimately it became Don’s permanent bed
Because she came to detest everything he said
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