I Could
Hypo-Chondriac My Way
Straight Into Another
Heart Attack That
I Never Knew I'd
Had.
Weird.
-Gray Squirrel
08-31-2025
Categories:
hypo, life,
Form: Free verse
Whence are sonnets sung, full-throated and deep,
with bars of dulcet bliss sweetly echoing;
how inspired rhymes, so happily tuned, make thee weep
within thine innermost, and lofty, being?
Such work of genius the divine inspires,
so purely expressed are those lines profound,
that through the ages light Avalon's sacred pyre,
and lift the lover's heart to realms heaven-bound.
But what Muse's audience can godlings know,
tap powers bane, and forces pro-elliptic;
or with mind, bolts of inspired lightning throw,
work miracles through prophets hypo-manic?
These strange, rare, bizarre, but beautiful minds,
are lightning loosed from superhuman kinds!
Categories:
hypo, god, inspiration, muse, poems,
Form: Sonnet
"ReadArds"
A hypo
Critics
Ars*
Form
Of eyes
REMming
Mouth
Muttering
But when
It cums
To utter
Ing writ
Ten
COM
MON
Tary
YOU
doN'T
Have
NO,
Not a
Thing
To
Say
Categories:
hypo, fun, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
When I was a kid, Watson and Crick’s discovery of DNA
Was still a bit like science fiction and not completely understood
Dreams of curing cancer, never growing old, viral vaccinations
Mapping out the human genome would make them proud of us
Splicing genes with CRISPR Cas9 Vectors
Is still only just the beginning,
We’ve barely touched the tip of the iceberg
Still, one day, like in the Star Trek universe
With a simple shot from hypo spray
No more COVID and Dr. Flox would send us on our way
But life is not TV land
I suppose God must have other plans
Perhaps He’s not so pleased that
Science is the new religion of this Day N Age
He’s really going to be surprised when we scrape the shroud of Turin
For some Jesus DNA
And clone the Son of God so we can look him in the eyes
And pray tell we may say,
“What the hell have we done, oh Spliceosome?”
Categories:
hypo, religious, science fiction,
Form: Narrative
It is just a tiny Mosquito.
Must keep an eye on those.
They carry Deadly Diseases.
Inside of their Hypo nose.
The world's most lethal Creature.
Thus, sadly many are Exposed.
Categories:
hypo, humanity,
Form: Free verse
Kate Shemirani
You tossed your cape
Walked heart burning
A stand to make
You became by default
Freedoms M C
And on the attack'
Calling out medical; hypo-cracy
Genocide in stilted tone; acclaimed
At davos' you helped make known'
Your fight and fervor
For God and right
Shone in Britians covid nights'
Reiner Füllmich Dr Coleman
Just some allies against
The grotesqe and gruesome
I applaud today, your sense of right
All reality enjoins' I regard the plight
I pit my worth; i make the stand'
I support humanity innately grand
(You do no harm) in speech and act
What the n h s deride you so well enact'
Your days of study; your years of care
Has gained respect, just everywhere'
The title of Doctor I ascribe you here
The only one thats fitting
By a whole light year.'
God bless you Dr Shemirani
Categories:
hypo, appreciation, blessing, christian, courage,
Form: Rhyme
there are a couple of charming ladies
who probably both think I am a tad crazy
but I'm probably hypo
when I type a typo
or could be that my eyesight is a tad hazy
My thanks to you both, C. and J. hugs Mick
Categories:
hypo, thank you,
Form: Limerick
Osteoporosis, spinal stenosis
halitosis, that's the grossest
Hemorrhoids, hypo hyper thyroids
gallbladder removal will leave a void
Arthritis, pyelonephritis, gingivitis
we will survive in spite of these
Toe fungus will not be the death of us
its' cure you will ask what was all the fuss
Crooked toes, snotty nose, itchy down below
Pancreatitis, gastroenteritis, myocarditis
cannot frighten us, though impotence might
and possibly to a womans' delight
on not
Torn rotator cuff, oral cancer from rubbing snuff
COPD will make you huff and puff
Diminished brain, malfunctioning drains
generalized aches and pains
of these we are not deprived
BUT, it's still awesome to be alive
Categories:
hypo, health, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Doing good things to others, be it to a hypo or genuine person, will make you a remembered soul eternally..
Categories:
hypo, absence, anger, betrayal, blessing,
Form: Ballade
If you don't want to be a hypo, don't say any kind or show any appreciation to those who do not deserve ! Rather keep your mouth shut and draw your path..
Categories:
hypo, abuse, appreciation, beach, cheer
Form: Concrete
Persuaded X
______________________________
I'm captivated by his smile,
enchanted if you will
beguiled by his fancy words
can't escape the way I feel.
How he makes me thirst,
my hunger at its peak
and he guided me so easily
into his wild retreat.
I gasp at the very thought,
go dizzy from the feel
sputtering only babbled words
of how this feels surreal.
I was drawn into his darkness,
tempted with one look
yet here I am so willingly
like bait, I bit the hook.
My body feels like fire,
he tainted something pure
and I am like a hypo
and he's my only cure.
What has he done to me,
I can not see straight
his sexual persuasion
made this into my fate.
Now I dream of lustful things,
that only he can do
and O with the slightest thought
I stick to these sheets like glue.
The moral of this story is,
be careful of the hex
cause when he is very good
you only dream of sex.
8/19/14- Jessica Thompson ( more...lustful things lol)
Categories:
hypo, adventure, allusion, sensual, sexy,
Form: Rhyme
QUARRY OF MINDS
A college full of seasoned eminence
A home once taken as a place of negligence
But now she is favored in greatness
A college that is now loved and people nourish
And always and will it flourish
Your fragrance it’s lilies of bravado
It ooze me off to a whole Eldorado
You once house those of graceful mind
Who achieved and are still even in their prime
Confident are they and always want to set pace
They were learned and escape the rat race
Once shy now are they men with the right face
What can I say than write it out in hypo state?
It is your love and it is your COLLEGE
Categories:
hypo, education,
Form: Crown of Sonnets
You are exquisite in my eyes
A dangerous beauty that took me by surprise
We met in a awkward kind of place
Never knew I would meet such a beautiful face
I was taken away to another world
Out of pyschoticness to the hypo sensual swirl
You made me the see the world in a different kind of shade
Where light comes out of darkness
No longer do I need to fear nor be afraid
I found happiness in your very heart
I am saddened thought because of circustances out of our control there we had to
part.
Categories:
hypo, loveme, sensual,
Form: Free verse
My life has been...
Egotistically hypo-manic
Systematic and tragic
Insanity looms like a ghost in the attic
Ive been in five point restraints
Because of my mental state
Ive been driven by fate
And the need to create
Somedays Im up, Im higher then high
So high above the birds that fly in the sky
Then I come crashing down, I cant help it but cry
At least its real, Im not living a lie
My state of mind is my state of affairs
I talk my truth but and see nothing but stares
I get to my knees and say nothing but prayers
I ask for help but nobody cares
Categories:
hypo, life
Form: I do not know?
Lets grab of hold of throwing out hypo-Krissy
double minded she made my heart cry
spitting out the camel I swallowed a fly
repented gained a brother oh my
lets open the shutter lift up the window
with out doubt casting it into drought
let it not enter again the sexual innduendo
speaking plainly with no more kissy-kissy
Categories:
hypo, allegory
Form: Free verse
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