Humourous Poems - Poems about Humourous

Keep life simple: Wag your tail, knock everything off the table Chase anything that runs Always stop to pee on the roses Be fiercely loyal to the ones you love Forgive morons quickly Don't growl or bite, keep your dignity Nap often as possible, eat with ridiculous gusto Greet each day with a bark and a tinkle The world is full of stupidity...

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One Merry Christmas Or Another Will this Christmastime be the best one you’ve had? Will it be a joy and Feliz Navidad? Will it be an endurance of familial hell, Or peace and goodwill and a Joyeux Noël? Is visiting kinfolk at Yuletide quite risky, Or thrilling and Felicem Natalem Christi? Are you certain that your days will be exciting and full; An...

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Dancing the Dixie Dough Ray Dew Left foot danced faster than her Shoe She kicked it off and it really flew, Disqualified now and so angry too! Got so mad she had the loudest boo-hoo Never again danced the Dixie Dough Ray Dew Left the dance hall in the form of a shrew Mad at those of us who had teased her...

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The mystery of ‘the hole’, is that it has no mass at all. A thing that only can exist through nothingness - that’s the twist! A hole can be of any size, yet of nothing does it comprise. Nothing has no size at all, no matter how big or small. So what conclusion can we draw from ‘the hole’ with this flaw? That it’s simply...

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Proud pirate flag, peacock, pumpernickel pie, Perfumed prairie pinwheels, paper two-ply. Happy hanging homebody having healthy hi. Heaving hitting heartfelt Harry hopping high. Ballooning blissful blossoms beaconing blue Babe, Luxurious lumberjack licking lemonade. Merry mashing marshmallows mysteriously made. Fine frolicking French frankfurters fearful and afraid. It is fun to throw some alliteration into a poem like this. My brain is laughing at the silliness,...

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Would it be considered nefarious If I call my poems ‘hilarious’ Our humour is subjective … I write from MY perspective It’s a trait of my sign Aquarius! I have never categorised any of my poems as ‘hilarious’ as what I consider is humourous is a matter of opinion and often when I read ‘hilarious’ poems I don’t...

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BEARDED LADY Sue woke and looked terribly weird She’d sprouted a black bushy beard To get rid of this look Should she wax or just pluck Would the re-growth be worse than feared? Sue tweeted her best friend called Mary (Sue knew that HER nipples were hairy) She said try using Veet It is very discrete … and the re growth isn’t...

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Dave made a comment about his cowboy boots so I simply had to weave this joke into a little narrative An elderly couple moved to Texas and the old man had always wanted some cowboy boots Guess he dreamed of being a cowboy and getting involved in shootouts So he buys the boots and walks into the kitchen...

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