A Dog's Advice

Keep life simple: Wag your tail, knock everything off the table Chase anything that runs Always stop to pee on the roses Be fiercely loyal to the ones you love Forgive morons quickly Don't growl or bite, keep your dignity Nap often as possible, eat with ridiculous gusto Greet each day with a bark and a tinkle The world is full of stupidity and danger, cats too If you must explore be diligent, be careful When you're done with your run, your galavanting Always return home to the one who loves and puts up with you