Hubby Poems - Poems about Hubby

You lied I cried Lie low Hello My dear Her rear Was flake You snake Slitter Hitter Batter Scatter Foul balls Who falls I did You squid I plea Leave me Your eyes Like pies And sweets And tweets That sing And bling That sate Your plate Without A doubt Peter Cheater Pumpin Bumpkin Bowwow Chow Chow It's clear Leave here connie pachecho 1/12/25 Note-A prelude to this poem, "If I Were Your Love," dated 5/1/23....

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My hubby prefers silver to gold Got married to save his soul It’s a lesson well learned Better marry than to burn But he still wants to be cuckold...

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Hubby and Meowlu went out to play, With a cricket ball on a sunny day. They kicked it around on the soft green grass, Meowlu was quick, oh so fast! Hubby would throw the ball up high, Meowlu would jump, almost touching the sky. They ran and laughed and had such fun, Under the warm and...

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planned once-in-a lifetime fab holiday, Suzie packed for amazing sun-kissed stay! ...

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I cannot trust my husband to dump the trash, so I insist on taking it up. He has squirreled so much crap back into this house I make him put it into his office. His office has six recliners, two beds, and a stack of three couches. It is crazy full. There are books, sweatshirts, and eight not-quite-all-there sewing machines in...

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A HOT NIGHT Last Friday our temperature rose To 39 degrees, I could not sleep, My husband likes aircon, I like fans, At this stage neither of us, Had any plans, Began to count sheep, Off came my nightie, The throw-over dropped on The wooden floor, Our back stable door Open, no security problem here, We have nothing to fear! But mosquitoes galore, Sprayed peaceful sleep around The room, However benign,...

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Always remember, The way to your man’s heart Is through his stomach, Always remember, To keep 10 minutes a day For intimacy, Always remember A hug and a kiss Every day, Always remember To praise him for doing Odd jobs around the house, Always remember, To drop a hint that it’s near your Birthday, don’t let him forget And then sulk, Always remember To say what a wonderful...

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SHOPPING WITH HUBBY It was our son’s Wedding, I had to look good, My car in for servicing, sick under its hood, So willingly and heartily hubby volunteered, To take me to the mall, he came geared, Two magazines, it didn’t matter how long I took! Such a kind soul, I could never dream My darling husband could still wear a beam, After...

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A lady I met named Regina Had a terribly slack v'gina She said with great mirth ‘twas caused by childbirth - She’d seventeen kids to remind her! Fictional poem!!! 1/31/19...

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I have a friend who told me one day "I am not sure what my feelings are, I will have to ask J." J is her husband, and he is in charge. He is her third husband, but husband one and husband two were in charge too. If current husband is a democrat, she is a democrat. If...

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O my lifelong companion... O my beloved life partner... (Poem): All my mornings, Halts in your embrace, All my evenings, Are drooping in your company. Don’t doubt even slightest on me, My life and death depends on you only, My Breaths are running,because You’re walking with me. O my lifelong companion... O my beloved life partner... I’m yours without any conditions, Come closer to me, So i can...

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Hubby Market - I’m going to the market, To search for my true love He will be as I imagined I will find my turtle dove I’m going to the market Hidden there is the one for me I don’t know what sign to look for But he is there just wait and see. Im going to the market I’ve been touched...

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Twenty-six years we’ve been married I can’t believe it’s been that long If there was a medal for ‘bravery’ You sure deserve to be awarded a gong! When I wake up in the morning Your face is the first thing that I see But YOU know in my wildest dreams I’d prefer it was that hunk George Clooney! Dedicated to my hubby on...

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Hummingbirds sing sweet when ...

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"Hubby’s fantasy football day, a wife’s date with fifty shades of grey." Monoku Madness - Poetry Contest Sponsor: John Hamilton 17 Syllables Date Written: August 20, 2016...

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