Have Hubby Happy

Always remember, The way to your man’s heart Is through his stomach, Always remember, To keep 10 minutes a day For intimacy, Always remember A hug and a kiss Every day, Always remember To praise him for doing Odd jobs around the house, Always remember, To drop a hint that it’s near your Birthday, don’t let him forget And then sulk, Always remember To say what a wonderful husband And father he is, Always remember That having a glass of wine together At dinner is romantic – never in excess Always remember To schedule a date night, Always remember To be attentive when he talks – listening Is very important, Always remember to put his slippers, Next to the heater in Winter Remember these rules for the rest of your life, And always remember to be a friend, a mistress and wife.