Best Hubby Poems
Rithika decorated herself with orange flowers and white pearls,
The beautiful pink silk saree made her so admirable,
Bouquets and wishes filled her hands - it was her first wedding anniversary,
Rithika had made all the arrangements for her wedding eve,
The orders were placed well before,
From the candle light dinner to the costly surprise gift – everything was there,
Except Kamal,
Kamal an civil engineer by profession,
A person known for his excellent technical skills.
His sincere and dedicated work made people appreciate him.
At the same time he was also a warm hearted friend and a genial host.
Rithika waited patiently on the corridor, till the golden sun bid good bye,
“This is highly irritable” she said. Her iris went wet,
“Kamal has changed, he never shows an iota of interest on me” wiping her tears she went in.
A sudden knock at the door, Rithika ran swiftly,
She opened the door to see Kamal holding a kink-tailed cat in his left hand
“This is absured, is this cat my wedding gift” she screamed.
Kamal stood puzzled,
The whole room became dark except for those sparkling objects in Kamal’s right hand that emits light.
A beautiful diamond necklace.
Rithika was astonished,
“This one I bought for you and this one I caught for you” Kamal gave her the two gifts.
Rithika was speechless, she kindly said “you are my generous gift”
Kamal hugged her and love flowed over and over.
32 mins, 9 July,2016
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Again a small poem guys dedicated to my Darling hubby..
wrote by Mrs.Madhavi
Loving You is Blissful - My Darling Hubby
Twilighting glow of the sky..
Wanna fly so high..
Sparkling amidst the million stars..
chosen the crazy pal and so life is excellently par..
As like the blossom were kissed by soft rain..
Your arrival in life diminished all my pains..
God has entwined me..with my emarald diamonite gem..
Enlightening new vistas in life as like your next aim..
At an astounding pace time flew..
But When i didn‘t see you..I feel like..Life is been dew..
Your divine presence in life rejuvenates me..
Every tick of my heartbeat resonating wit your‘s or whatever it will be..
Your innumerable naughtiness made me silly..
But yep, your beautifying nature had an fragrance in life like lilly..
As like snow crested the nestled mountains..
You cuddled my persona..like a sip of fountains..
Being With you, Life is euphorically elated..
Full of high spirit and delighted..
Thanks for being accompanying me my theist..
Your admirer with lots n lots of Love:
Madhavi
Sleep like a wee baby most every night
At times wet the bed, oh my, whatta a sight
Cathie spanks my bum
Found it kinda fun
But still loves her bed wetting hubby despite
A lady I met named Regina
Had a terribly slack v'gina
She said with great mirth
‘twas caused by childbirth -
She’d seventeen kids to remind her!
Fictional poem!!!
1/31/19
Parents pushing perambulators
Meeting many mothers
Coffee , cake and chat
Babies bottles to boobs
Hurry home to hubby
Hubby holding hooter
Nappy, not nice.
Baby blowing bubbles
Shower sex sleep
Luxury, lazy lie-in
Hubby having hysterics.
Siana sick over Sean
Cosy cwtch cancelled
Twenty-six years we’ve been married
I can’t believe it’s been that long
If there was a medal for ‘bravery’
You sure deserve to be awarded a gong!
When I wake up in the morning
Your face is the first thing that I see
But YOU know in my wildest dreams
I’d prefer it was that hunk George Clooney!
Dedicated to my hubby on our anniversary which is actually on 22nd June although one year I had put it on the calendar incorrectly as 20th June so if I post it on soup on 21st I am pretty close to both dates!
06-21-17
Carol Eastman's hubby named Michael
Has joined us which only seems right-ful
Whatta team it will be
If he's as kookie as she
To welcome your dear hubby, it's delightful
© Jack Ellison 2015
My hubby, you see he's so perfect,
Never have done anything wrong,
To him, I write this song.
This song of love,
With a single dove.
My precious Angel,
My whole world, my life, my love, my universe,
My everything, My love for him, well words
Just can't describe it, it's like God gave me a
Precious gift, I am never letting him go, never letting
Anyone else date him, not going to let him marry the
Wrong girl. I love everything about you
My baby! You are better than any other boy in
The world, so just stay with mem as I sing my
Love songs about you. Stay with me Forever~N~Always.
My love, they can't keep me away from you, can't keep me
From loving you, can't keep me from singing about you.
I LOVE YOU! ICH LIEBE DICH!
Dedicated To:Dustin James Palmer
SHOPPING WITH HUBBY
It was our son’s Wedding, I had to look good,
My car in for servicing, sick under its hood,
So willingly and heartily hubby volunteered,
To take me to the mall, he came geared,
Two magazines, it didn’t matter how long I took!
Such a kind soul, I could never dream
My darling husband could still wear a beam,
After I’d dragged him, from shop to shop
And exhausted him till he wanted to drop,
What a saint, I had tested him to the extreme!
Of course we went to the best mall around,
Cost or price didn’t matter, eventually I found,
Exactly what I wanted, a little expensive I said,
Never mind love, walked to the cashier and paid,
I’m so pleased, now let’s be homeward bound!
I took his hand and we began to walk out,
Somehow he knew I was on a shopping bout,
We arrived at a shop which I knew rather well,
I was up to something, he could tell,
Darling I said, this outfit will suit you no doubt!
Always remember,
The way to your man’s heart
Is through his stomach,
Always remember,
To keep 10 minutes a day
For intimacy,
Always remember
A hug and a kiss
Every day,
Always remember
To praise him for doing
Odd jobs around the house,
Always remember,
To drop a hint that it’s near your
Birthday, don’t let him forget
And then sulk,
Always remember
To say what a wonderful husband
And father he is,
Always remember
That having a glass of wine together
At dinner is romantic – never in excess
Always remember
To schedule a date night,
Always remember
To be attentive when he talks – listening
Is very important,
Always remember to put his slippers,
Next to the heater in Winter
Remember these rules for the rest of your life,
And always remember to be a friend, a mistress and wife.
My hubby let the dogs out and sprained his ankle on the step.
Then for days he hobbled around on that foot, stubborn yet.
Definitely not getting better I got him a crutch at the store.
For twelve hours it sat there not doing much, after being procured.
But then he picked it up with grumbles, of that you can be sure.
Now it’s become fun to make up stories to keep his friends adrift.
Would you believe he stepped into an interdimensional rift?
Or how about I got mad and kicked him in the shins, ouch!
Or the dogs bit his leg as he took my sons homework from their mouth.
It must have been a great paper or tasted like meat sauce.
Or it happened in the basement while he was wrestling with the Trolls.
Perhaps he followed a group of Lemmings to a place he shouldn’t go.
Yes, he’s my hobble hubby and I love him oh so much.
With his imagination life is never dull as my heart he does touch.
And occasionally he balances on one foot and tells coworkers…
He’s practicing his Karate Kid flamingo move or such…
And he’s warned me he’d be safer if he could only find reverse.
Yep, he’s on his way to recovery with just the right amount of smiles.
Heaven help us as he continues to entertain us with his wiles.
Believe me, his imagination will bloom as time continues on.
Now if you’ll excuse me…I have to go catch up…for like he says…
He hobbles like the wind and it’s really hard to keep up.
Written 4-24-2011
"Hubby’s fantasy football day, a wife’s date with fifty shades of grey."
Monoku Madness - Poetry Contest
Sponsor: John Hamilton
17 Syllables
Date Written: August 20, 2016
The night in July was quietly chanting,
Its own lullaby, as if it was granting,
A sleep without trouble to people of Trees.
And all of a sudden a cry broke the peace,
From one of the houses, a cry like of geese,
‘Twas voice of woman hysterical-red!
She jumped all frustrated right out of her bed,
Her eyes were of fury, her voice sharpened, mad,
Her words like the arrows, the air was aflame!
“Perhaps, my dear hubby, to you this is game,
But such crumbling house isn’t fit for the dame!”
She yelled and she screamed as Stymphalian bird!
Then husband woke up:” Why. This is absurd!
Why screameth dear wifee a word after word?”
His voice sounded puzzled and deeply concerned.
But screaming continued and cursing unearned,
“If only of house would I previously learned,
Then I would have burned it the night I met you!”
“If only, if only beforehand we knew,
Perhaps another husband a castle could drew.
And I lucky man could then sleep like a bear!”
Yet still he concerned was of house that they share,
For what was the cause of such fiercely scare?
“But darling what woke you to such of a mood?
“What woke me? What woke me? You penniless crude!
A picture disgusting as none I have viewed!”
The man now was frightened, for what was this thing?
Oh what of the malice now devil did bring?
And does still this peril in house of theirs cling?
“But what darling, what was the source of your rage?”
“I live hubby not in the caves of Stone Age,
So that with such scenes I would need to engage!
For rat, dirty rat have just ran through my throat!”
The husband then burst into laughtery note:
“You lady were scared by the lunch of a stoat?
Now calm yourself woman, be not more afraid
.
Before has this rat many visits us paid.
Now I wouldn’t like a perpetual fight,
Please go to sleep, I wish you good night.
Form:
planned once-in-a lifetime fab holiday,
Suzie packed for amazing sun-kissed stay!
flashy bikinis in van,
life's unbearable - must tan!
left poor hubby to sulk in great dismay!
November 26, 2022
"A Funny Christmas or December Holiday Limerick" Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Syllables (10-10-7-7-10) checked by HMS.com
For "Brian Strand" Poetry Contest
Honourable Mention
Stand beside me all the time
In this beautiful world because
Very important to me
And you are my breathe
Kindhearted and caring
Relation with me
Is unforgettable till i die
Show the same forever
How much ever we fight
Nothing is a hassle
And expecting you will be mine
Pity you left me
Under this roofless world
Valentine,will you come
Very soon and
Understand my feelings
Love me forever
As like before and ever after.