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Best Hubby Poems

Below are the all-time best Hubby poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hubby poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member AT THE FOOTBRIDGE - LIMERICK COLLABORATION
At the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau
(He was married to a woman called Flo)
Sue soon found out his deception
She dismembered his erection
For his love...

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Categories: hubby, betrayal, body, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member D-Day in Malta:::co-write
We met in Valletta city on a fine November day
Introductions...hugs and kisses; we got talking straight away.
All agreed to go sight-seeing – architecture , harbour...

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Categories: hubby, fun,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member JAN ALLISON
I am from Great Britain  – it’s not a rumour
I always try to write with a sense of humour

In 1996 we moved to live...

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Categories: hubby, mum,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member POETRY SOUP HEROES FOR CONTEST
To single out special people on soup is such a hard task
So many people have helped me, so it’s a really big ask


I discovered on...

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Categories: hubby, angel, for her, for him, friendship,
Form: Rhyme
Thanksgiving Dinner Gone Awry
It was my first Thanksgiving dinner as his wife
so I wanted the meal to be perfect in every way
But...trembling in fear, I cut my finger...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hubby, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member A HAPPY WIFE IS A HAPPY LIFE
FOR HUBBY!
Always remember
To never say that she must ask your mom
For a recipe, that’s disastrous!
Always remember
To laugh at yourself and with her,
Never, at her.
Always remember
That...

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Categories: hubby, husband, marriage, wife,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member TEDDY AND I
TEDDY AND I 

Teddy is my childhood cuddly toy,
Who brought me a lifetime of joy,
He listened to all my baby cries,
Biding his time to reveal
His...

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Categories: hubby, cry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member My Waltz With Life
I was born, Bronx, New York, in the year 'Thirty-Nine,
   the first child with a brother who followed in time.
Ten years later, moved...

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Categories: hubby,
Form: Verse
Premium Member FLOOD WARNING COLLABORATION - INSPIRED BY CONTEST
I crossed my legs but there was a flood
Blushing red I hope folks understood
But my waters had burst
And the baby's my first
Guess I'm ready to...

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Categories: hubby, birth, body, humorous,
Form: Limerick
No time
Off goes the alarm, I continue to sleep
I wake up flabbergasted, my brain takes a leap
The milk boils over, I run amok in vain
The newspaper...

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Categories: hubby, me, stress, time, world,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member WEATHER FORECAST
December 2017

Extremely high winds are forecast due to an influx of sprouts over Christmas . My New Year’s resolution to avoid chocolate is not the...

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Categories: hubby, humorous, life, weather, word play,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member ANDREA DIETRICH HAS FINALLY COME OUT OF THE CLOSET
She went into the closet one day
But what a high price she did pay
 
Her hubby he wanted a cuddle
But this act soon burst their...

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Categories: hubby, for her, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member The Vow of Eternity
We found sapience in our sagacity,                   ...

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© Lu Loo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hubby, i love you,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member My Life Was Full of Gratitude and Love
medallion dreams now turned to grey,
wild flower scented sheets once laid
on the line held with clothesline wood pins,
now all I can do is hang on...

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© Lu Loo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hubby, death, life,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Fruit Loops
You know we’re very poor, of that we have certainly, never denied.
Then the ‘Obama-I-don’t-Care’ gave us another whammy, Yes, indeed! Oh My!
Now, it’s Peanut butter...

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Categories: hubby, fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagination, parody,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member A Country Song Gone all Wrong
I want so bad in Casarah’s pants
She said I had to offer up some romance
Off we went to a local dance
I bought her a flower,...

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Categories: hubby, adventure, evil, gothic, humorous, poets, psychological,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Elvira And The Pillow
A true story....


Well I lived in Sioux City for a little while
Another job site, hubby and I have covered some miles

While there, my mother in...

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Categories: hubby, humorous, life, car,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member HOLIDAY HORROR
We had just got married - was the month of June
This is the saga of our disastrous honeymoon

We started off in a hotel in Norwich
The...

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Categories: hubby, holiday, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member TO THE POET WHO BROKE MY HEART DW
We were ‘married’ on poetry soup
I kept my hubby right in the loop
I still rue the day
That you went away
I need to dry my tears...

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Categories: hubby, humorous, i miss you,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member NIGHTIE NIGHT
I love my diaphanous nightie
It’s sexy and sheer- its quite flighty
But it’s a shocking disgrace
Scant material and lace
Cost hubby ninety-nine pounds ninety!

15th February 2015
...

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Categories: hubby, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Then I Opened That Door
Then I Opened That Door…

To The Question: “How was your Day?” came this response…

The other day I arrived at work and found my chair was...

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Categories: hubby, fantasy, fun, funny, happiness, humor, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
THE COLOR BLUE
I have a passion for the blue color
Dark blues like the deepest oceans
Or light ones as the brightest skies

Navy blues bring out the poet in...

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Categories: hubby, color, funny,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Gold Dredging
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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hubby, emotions, together, work,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member It Was One Of Those Mornings
It Was One Of Those Mornings


thought it was a good
morning that always went well
I got up to a 
very cranky hubby that
decided not talk or...

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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hubby, cancer, husband,
Form: Tanka
Premium Member WE'RE GOING ON A HAGGIS HUNT




I am a Burn’s Night baby
(named after the Ayrshire bard)
So we’re off to hunt a haggis
locating one is extremely hard

We scour the hills of Scotland
and...

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Categories: hubby, birthday, food, fun, humorous,
Form: Rhyme