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" This was first posted in 2024, but it does describe him well, its the reason I may not always seem normal. At that time it was NOT for a contest." The Poet
Conversation with my hubby:
"Dear what day is it?"
"It's Monday"
"What time is it ?"
"9.30pm"
"So is it Monday today or tomorrow?"
"Its Monday now. After midnight tonight it will be Tuesday."
"What time is it tomorrow?"
"Time hasn’t started tomorrow. We have nothing planned for tomorrow. Were you thinking we did?"
"No, the garbage goes out Monday but its not picked up til Tuesday"
"Yes but I already put it out on the street"
"That my job."
"I am glad you remembered that, but you haven’t done it for a long time."
"Well I will do it tomorrow."
"OK you can bring it in tomorrow. I always bring Tony’s in too. He is ill and Nancy doesn’t get home til after dark."
"Were is the key to their gate? "
"We don’t have a key to their gate."
"I need a key."
"When you bring their bin in tomorrow just leave it outside the gate if its locked. They don’t lock it usually on garbage days"
"I will go now and bring them in."
"No they haven’t been emptied yet."
"Today is Monday. There is no need for you to get them."
"Yes but its my job to take them out. I must get them in so I can take them out on Monday."
"Today is Monday. There is no need for you to get them."
"Yes but its my job to take them out. I must get them in so I can take them out on Monday."
"Ok, I don’t care. I am going to bed. Good night."
"Dear wake up, where are the pegs that hold the liner in place in the bins?"
"They are on the back patio, I took them off so that the liner will fall out when the garbage is collected."
"I need to put them back on. Its my job to take the pegs off."
"OK"
"Where are next doors pegs?"
"They don’t use a liner, they aren’t messy like us. I am going back to sleep."
20 minutes later…" Dear, wake up.. I need help."
"What do you need help with?"
"I need help picking up all the garbage off the pavement. Our bin tipped over. There is garbage every where."
"OK. I am coming."
My neighbour once had a puppy,
A not so cute but sweet buddy;
But she had no name when I came;
So I gave her a name Sanding;
Derived from my couple neighbour's name,
The sweet and kind Susan and Ding.
But new assignment called hubby;
Had to say bye to my buddy,
To another place, we should stay.
I wished I could bring her with me.
To ease the longing while faraway,
But her owner couldn’t let be.
After a couple of years, we returned;
Just to visit the place and this I learned,
A once little puppy, now a mommy,
Of three little brown puppies in a cage;
Lest she"ll chase folks that she's in rage;
Caged for a long time, she became scary;
That no one could came near
except her caretaker.
As I slowly walked down the cage
In a rugged voice, I called her name, “Sanding? ”
she stood up and looked at me intensely,
I looked at her and her puppies;
I repeated in a loud voice, " Sandingggggg!!! "
Her eyes brightened, waved her tail
and murmured like a lost child
that finally seen her mom.
Footnotes:
This was my own true story happened in 2006.
Sometimes I am in denial
I'm starting to go senile
Forgetting things more and more
My minds closing up its door
My kids and hubby have a laugh
Having fun on my behalf
Turning it into a game
To lessen my fear and shame
There's no chance I'll be improving
They keep me happy with amusing
Stories of my grand adventures
Like forgetting my new dentures
In a box on the cab seat
Making it so hard to eat
Or buying a pretty dress
So that I can look my best
Getting lots of silly stares
Without my bra and underwear
Food shopping does not go well
My family can never tell
What is going to be made
Home made soup or braised lampshade
A chore that I should never do
Is washing the clothes for you
Red and white clothes joined in bleach
Turns them pink just like a peach
My antics is what you'll see
Every day you are with me
My family is never down
When they have a live in clown
Acting crazy and so weird
From a disease everyone fears
When you came to my life,
I do not remember when I started wanting to be your wife.
Your innocent proposal to me made me spellbound,
My mind had to take no second thought's round,
to say a 'YES' and spend the rest of my life in your arms,
ever increasing my life's charms.
Your capacity to hear,
sometimes makes my eyes shed down a tear.
You always hear my woes,
which many a times keep you on your toes,
preparing ideas for dealing with my foes.
You've been a professional mentor,
who always occupies my heart's center.
You've a poor sense of humor,
but I've never seen you spread any rumor.
It's not that we never fight,
which has given us days both dark and bright,
But Promise me, Promise me- We would always do things that are right,
And I promise you that I would always think of you with a smile before closing my eyes every night ....
-Love Wify to her Dear Hubby on his 30th B'day
Late into night we sat together to plan the vacation
My husband mentioned an exotic hill station
To which he had been once and had a great time
But my sons preferred another spot fit for adventure
Having entered no amicable settlement
We decided to stop the discussion for the time being
And do some Google search the next day
And went to bed with plans still haunting me
Don’t know when I slipped into a dream
And in my dream I sailed far away over the tame waters
Of a tranquil bay and landed in a magic isle
Never set foot before by anyone alive
A pleasant retreat of birds and beasts
Far removed from world’s dust and heat
A fantasy land with a magic spell
Hidden away at Nature’s veiled breast
The sky was rent with songs of birds
The air, smelling of odors sweet
Here and there were exotic blooms
Bulrush, Blue bells and Lavenders fresh
I roamed frivolously from end to end
Of that enchanted land of idyllic charm
With twining creepers and silken grass
Proclaiming aloud of a perennial spring
My heart leaped in euphoric delight
My senses alerted in ecstatic thrill
My feet moved in an explorer’s gait
After the treasures stashed in its caverns deep
I rambled relentlessly through untrodden paths
Feasting on the marvels, my eyes could catch
Arching trees framing a leafy roof
And fruits, ripe and raw, hanging from every bough
As I tiptoed to pluck the fruits hanging from a bough
My hubby suddenly asked what was wrong
Waking up from my sleep, I realized with a smile
That I have been on my long planned dream vacation
March.16. 2022
My Dream Vacation Poetry Contest
Sponsor- L Milton Hankins
"Congrats on your pregnancy, Suzie!," exclaimed Carl
"Umm, I'm not pregnant, Carl," replied Suzie
"Oh, I thought...bloated?" says Carl
*long, uncomfortable silence*
"Darn, I'm sorry, Suzie...wrong word!
Long time no see! How ya livin', Queen!?"
*silence*
"You know I was messing with you, right?" says Carl
"You weren't, though," replied Suzie
"You're right, I'm so sorry. How've you been?
Can we just start over, Suzie? Am I forgiven?
How's your hubby doing, by the way?"
"I'll forgive you for asking,
if you'll forgive me for not answering," replies Suzie...
as she walks off.
Date written: 03/23/2020
The past few weeks have been so tough
As you can clearly see
Four funerals for us to attend
But its not made me teary
The first was Aedan’s he was a lovely young man
I worked with him at school when he was aged eleven
He told me then he wouldn’t be long on earth…
At aged 20 he now plays his x box in heaven
We attended Derek’s funeral the very next day
There were tears of laughter that’s all I can say
The vicar John is a hilarious guy
I could picture Derek laughing from his place in the sky
Vicar John told a joke about a priest and a nun…
I didn’t expect to laugh and have so much fun
The next funeral was for a lady called Jean
(You don’t usually attend a funeral for a person you’ve never even seen)
But the family needed help to rig up a PA system
So those in the overspill hall could join the service and listen
My husband and I had worked tirelessly
To install speakers and wires that no one could see
With microphones rigged the church service was relayed
And we joined in the hymns when the church organ played
We de-rigged the equipment and were given cakes and tea
The church goers were delighted and praised my hubby endlessly
Today we went to the funeral of Bob our lovely friend
He had bravely battled ill health right to the very end
My son came from London and he sat on the pew next to me
There was a massive smile for him from Bob’s wife named Mary
After the service she gave my son a huge hug and I heard her say
"Seeing you in church was the best thing to happen on this sad day"
In memory of Adean Kennaugh, Derek Nicholson, Bob Doyle and Jean Vernon
08-11-17
And So It Begins
And so it begins...
bird feeders go up,
as hubby, with grins,
fills up every cup. :)
Each year starts a war,
when hubby believes
this time he will bar
those furry gray thieves.
No matter how he
finds ways to outwit
this smart enemy...
he's met with their grit.
Yes, squirrels think hard,
avoid every block:
they will not be barred;
his secrets, unlock.
Jump on feeder's roof,
eat hanging from rim;
so nothing's foolproof...
which leaves hubby grim!
And so it begins...
new year with no wins. :(
February 8, 2019
Contest: And So It Begins
Sponsor: Line Gauthier
Rules: 22 lines or less; should be witty.
O my lifelong companion... O my beloved life partner...
(Poem):
All my mornings,
Halts in your embrace,
All my evenings,
Are drooping in your company.
Don’t doubt even slightest on me,
My life and death depends on you only,
My Breaths are running,because
You’re walking with me.
O my lifelong companion... O my beloved life partner...
I’m yours without any conditions,
Come closer to me,
So i can see you from near,
With very good luck eyes get to feel such relieved,
You have embraced me in your arms extremely,
Who cares about tomorrow? You are mine for now,
I will forever be yours only,
This is my promise to you,
Just ask me with a smile on your face,
My real love is your official & religious right,
O my lifelong companion.. O my beloved life partner...
I’m yours without any conditions
Let me share half my life with you,
You’ll live my mornings and I’ll spend your evenings,
If God Don't Give Me anything more, he will still be Forgiven
I have got your love, which is enough for me to live,
I don’t need anything from God anymore, I can spend rest of my life with your love,
No matter from where I start walking,
I end up coming to you
I can’t keep (all this love) in my heart alone,
I need to choose you to hold my hand and share my love feelings.
O my lifelong companion.. O my beloved life partner.
I’m yours without any conditions.
By Miss Aliza Kashmala Kiran
Belle and her Birthday
Pleasant night slided, new morning fresh
Woke up with smile, this birthday lass!
First wish expected from hubby beside
He was still sleeping n' her wait prolonged....
At breakfast he spoke about his ...
business ventures, global market trends..
new mall in town n' yoga for health...
No sign of wishing his beloved
and her wait prolonged....
At office she was greeted with flowers n' cards
wishes from all poured yet vacant her heart
That one wish most expected still kept this place
unoccupied and her wait prolonged.....
Day went like another routine ,spray of dull display
as her mood was going off as she still thought...
Atleast one call or one message..but nothing came
leaving no signs of good hope anymore..
Packed off from office,reached she her home
rang the door-bell and her hubby opened
Saying nothing he went inside ...
Dark was the room as she entered,
muttering annoyance, she groped for the light switches...
Once lights were on she saw a heavenly decor !
Family and friends wished her in chorus!
Shining lights, red roses,creamy cake and candles..
He slowly with smile took her in his arms...
planted a kiss saying happy birthday my love!
Expressions of surprise, joy and rejoicement
on her face painted a golden glow...
Oh ..What a lovely birthday she thought!
Thank you sweetheart ...you made my day she whispered
still unwilling to get down from his secure arms!
Love dripped like nectar in this sweet surprise
Yet another embellishment this surprise to cherish together...
In their life's golden diary that hold leaves of love forever
Sprinkle sparkles of trust, friendship and respect for each other
WRITTEN ON: 24th August 2015