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Perhaps Her Hubby Should Have the Snip - Bawdy

A lady I met named Regina
Had a terribly slack v'gina
She said with great mirth
‘twas caused by childbirth -
She’d seventeen kids to remind her!

Fictional poem!!!

1/31/19

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Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 2/1/2019 4:27:00 AM - Omg ..... 17 ... hope it does not come several ... a string should be cut :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/1/2019 4:33:00 AM lol Anne-Lise thankfully its just fiction:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 2/1/2019 3:59:00 AM haha a cracker Jan, she needs to do her pelvic floor excercises and he needs to get down to the clinic fast lol. Tom. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/1/2019 4:01:00 AM ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 2/1/2019 2:10:00 AM oh my!!! My gf could never have 17 kids!!!!! I dont have 17 minutes to spare!!!!! LOL Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/1/2019 2:23:00 AM PMSL!!!:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf Date: 1/31/2019 7:49:00 PM Jan, your imagination and wit know no bounds!! Hilarious. (soupmail) ~ Gershon Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/1/2019 1:52:00 AM Thanks so much Gershon I have amended the error:-) have a wonderful day:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 1/31/2019 5:44:00 PM G'day Jan … obviously there's no telly in the bedroom Jan - thanks for the giggle - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/31/2019 5:46:00 PM lol Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Ann Gilmour Date: 1/31/2019 2:35:00 PM Haha... as soon as I read her name was Regina I knew your limerick was going to be naughty but fun and it certainly was - wonderful Jan . Certainly made me laugh on a cold winters day. Thank you , with kindest thoughts Ann xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/31/2019 2:40:00 PM Thanks Ann many years ago I worked with a girl called 'reggie' and she pronounced her name as Regeeena not regina lol:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May Date: 1/31/2019 1:59:00 PM Lol.. That's a soccer team right there, with subs!.. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/31/2019 2:01:00 PM ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta Date: 1/31/2019 1:18:00 PM One of my ancestors had 23-children; most of them died at the far-flung corners of the British Empire, but she died in the Workhouse. Her reward was a monument to her contribution to King and Country - just could not spare the bread when it was needed! Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/31/2019 1:19:00 PM oh gosh Rico that must be a record!:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 1/31/2019 11:51:00 AM Oh my! Seventeen kids to tend to at home. Poor Regina! Very funny limerick, Jan. Hope you are having better weather than we are across the pond. Hugs, Carolyn Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/31/2019 12:14:00 PM My muse seems to be returning lol:-) bitterly cold here but nothing like the conditions I've read about in parts of the US stay safe and warm:-) hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos Date: 1/31/2019 11:49:00 AM Oh my goodness she should have chased him out of the bedroom to the spare room if she of course could find a believable excuse! Wow poor Regina, almost like running a marathon your whole life, or more like a life sentence. So glad it was just imagination and a poem to give us all a good laugh Jan. LOL. Poetry hugs Jennifer., Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/31/2019 12:13:00 PM Thanks Jennifer:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin Date: 1/31/2019 11:47:00 AM Ha ha, Jan you always make my day by making me laugh! Love it! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/31/2019 11:49:00 AM Thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless Date: 1/31/2019 11:22:00 AM having trouble with the keyboard as I am laughing my ass off...... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/31/2019 11:26:00 AM lol John your comment made me giggle:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 1/31/2019 11:12:00 AM Lol! Jan, This is funny! Yep I agree, hubby should have gotten snipped. But in the mean she should consider getting a reality show lol! You are the queen of humor:-) Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/31/2019 11:14:00 AM lol Alexis:-) thankfully its a fictional poem :-) hugs Jan xx

Bobby May Date: 1/31/2019 10:56:00 AM I know when I come to read your poems I always laugh! You make me smile! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/31/2019 10:59:00 AM My muse is not behaving at the moment Bobby so i was glad she came up with this silly poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick Date: 1/31/2019 10:26:00 AM Cute one. Way to go. If for a contest, reads like a good contender. Sara Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/31/2019 10:34:00 AM just a silly poem not for any contest:-) hugs Jan xx