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Perhaps Her Hubby Should Have the Snip - Bawdy

A lady I met named Regina Had a terribly slack v'gina She said with great mirth ‘twas caused by childbirth - She’d seventeen kids to remind her! Fictional poem!!! 1/31/19

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Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 2/1/2019 4:27:00 AM

- Omg ..... 17 ... hope it does not come several ... a string should be cut :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2019 4:33:00 AM

lol Anne-Lise thankfully its just fiction:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 2/1/2019 3:59:00 AM

haha a cracker Jan, she needs to do her pelvic floor excercises and he needs to get down to the clinic fast lol. Tom.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2019 4:01:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 2/1/2019 2:10:00 AM

oh my!!! My gf could never have 17 kids!!!!! I dont have 17 minutes to spare!!!!! LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2019 2:23:00 AM

PMSL!!!:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 1/31/2019 7:49:00 PM

Jan, your imagination and wit know no bounds!! Hilarious. (soupmail) ~ Gershon

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2019 1:52:00 AM

Thanks so much Gershon I have amended the error:-) have a wonderful day:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 1/31/2019 5:44:00 PM

G'day Jan … obviously there's no telly in the bedroom Jan - thanks for the giggle - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2019 5:46:00 PM

lol Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Ann Gilmour

Date: 1/31/2019 2:35:00 PM

Haha... as soon as I read her name was Regina I knew your limerick was going to be naughty but fun and it certainly was - wonderful Jan . Certainly made me laugh on a cold winters day. Thank you , with kindest thoughts Ann xx

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2019 2:40:00 PM

Thanks Ann many years ago I worked with a girl called 'reggie' and she pronounced her name as Regeeena not regina lol:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 1/31/2019 1:59:00 PM

Lol.. That's a soccer team right there, with subs!..

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2019 2:01:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 1/31/2019 1:18:00 PM

One of my ancestors had 23-children; most of them died at the far-flung corners of the British Empire, but she died in the Workhouse. Her reward was a monument to her contribution to King and Country - just could not spare the bread when it was needed! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2019 1:19:00 PM

oh gosh Rico that must be a record!:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 1/31/2019 11:51:00 AM

Oh my! Seventeen kids to tend to at home. Poor Regina! Very funny limerick, Jan. Hope you are having better weather than we are across the pond. Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2019 12:14:00 PM

My muse seems to be returning lol:-) bitterly cold here but nothing like the conditions I've read about in parts of the US stay safe and warm:-) hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 1/31/2019 11:49:00 AM

Oh my goodness she should have chased him out of the bedroom to the spare room if she of course could find a believable excuse! Wow poor Regina, almost like running a marathon your whole life, or more like a life sentence. So glad it was just imagination and a poem to give us all a good laugh Jan. LOL. Poetry hugs Jennifer.,

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2019 12:13:00 PM

Thanks Jennifer:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 1/31/2019 11:47:00 AM

Ha ha, Jan you always make my day by making me laugh! Love it!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2019 11:49:00 AM

Thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 1/31/2019 11:22:00 AM

having trouble with the keyboard as I am laughing my ass off......

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2019 11:26:00 AM

lol John your comment made me giggle:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 1/31/2019 11:12:00 AM

Lol! Jan, This is funny! Yep I agree, hubby should have gotten snipped. But in the mean she should consider getting a reality show lol! You are the queen of humor:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2019 11:14:00 AM

lol Alexis:-) thankfully its a fictional poem :-) hugs Jan xx

Bobby May

Date: 1/31/2019 10:56:00 AM

I know when I come to read your poems I always laugh! You make me smile!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2019 10:59:00 AM

My muse is not behaving at the moment Bobby so i was glad she came up with this silly poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 1/31/2019 10:26:00 AM

Cute one. Way to go. If for a contest, reads like a good contender. Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2019 10:34:00 AM

just a silly poem not for any contest:-) hugs Jan xx