CLINTONS TAKE THE STAND
HILLARY WAS PRETTY BLAND
THE TRUMPS WE DEMAND
Hillary Hears a Who!
Who is an Amma slam?
One who Gives a Damn,
Just ask Melli,
Or Will, Sam or Ellie,
Our Hill who’s True Blue not Glam!
Who has a swell Quill?
Arrows that instill ,
Handfuls of Humor,
Armfuls of Amour,
Our Hil is not Over the Hillery!
Who keeps an All Size Zoo?
Variety of Color & Hue,
Hillary’s Gorillary,
Ants from Aunt Hill aka Hillary,
Empathetic Hillary Hears a Who!
She is a White House witch and feminazi
who rides her big broom like a kamikaze.
The honesty test she fails,
she lied about her emails
and covered up the truth about Benghazi!
Written: January 2016
It seems that we’d not seen enough
Of young actress Hilary Duff.
What is the causative?
She’s body-positive;
I won’t be the one to rebuff!
Skillary Spillary
Sir Edmund Hillary
Climber, Philanthropist
First up Mount Everest
Liked to keep bees
New Zealand juvenile
High-altitudinal
Knighted in fifty three
Maintained humility
Loved Nepalese
Hillary, dillary... you're toast
Your spouse is at a wienie roast --
His frankfurter's burned
He's with an intern --
You look like you just saw a ghost
Oh Hillary, dear Hillary what did I hear
Your emails were given without any care
The powers that be have relented this truth
To empower your foes with the absence of couth
Oh Hillary, dear Hillary what did you say
More "glittering generalities" one could absorb in a day
Just listening and knowing that the general facts
Have no fidelity or sincerity when down to brass tacks
Oh Hillary, dear Hillary your words should take heed
Perverting their meaning by twisting their deed
To make claims of human kindness with your heart fully filled
With the ice of deceit and a soul that is nil
Oh Hillary, dear Hillary you seem larger than life
But the facts of the matter are way more than rife
Your little mind, soul and heart is piteous at best
To think you can fool all of us is one naive, shortsighted and ill-advised test!
Oh Hillary, dear Hillary you're like a chick out of its nest
Your posture cannot cure, nor your clothes deceive the best
Of the denizens of state that require you to be strong
When deep down inside you indistinctly don't belong.
Hillary Rodham Clinton
She grew up with a man made itch
despite the fact there was a hitch
not to concede where men exceed
there was no time for mild refrains
she would get back in her domain
First Lady of a governor
First lady of a President
as Senator she used her skill
to lessen scandals with her Bill
until another came along
Secretary of US States
she softened the Benghazi fear
in hopes to quell another scare
but never bending to the jeers
although she didn't have a care
She never would be President
too many rumors to expose
the Russians chose one in her place
she went from grace to a disgrace
the time to find another space
Thirty thousand email checks
she set a tone for womens sex
no longer would there be a hex
or virtual guns with all that smoke
not to cheat but just repeat
to judge her as a crafty pol
who played the songs she loved to play
but look at whose in charge today
he dug us in a deeper hole
A Realistic Hillary Clinton Cash Prize Contest
Sponsored by Michael Wegman
April 27, 2019
An ode to Hillary
Although the years have slowed your step, Hillary, you’re the man. You tried your best, but failed the test, maybe you shouldn’t have ran. We loved your smile, but only a little while, when we realized it wasn’t sincere. Your debates were shrewd, and a little bit crude, but you were still kicked in the rear. But don’t fear, Hillary, my dear, you’re sure to rebound, hopefully before your skeletons are found.
V.M. Tackett
Hillary
Mean, cold hearted, and calculating.
A socialist, self-serving wannabe.
Bill thinks she is emasculating
And to the office she is mockery.
Liar, liar, her pants on fire,
Corrupt and above the law.
I think she’s in it for the power
From her ticket she should withdraw.
Opponents question her credibility
And think she is a pathetic demon wench
She would just screw up our economy
And her lust for power would not be quenched.
The Mystery of Hillary
The humility, oh Hillary…
What are thou good for?
As you rub shoulders with the rich, in victory,
And stomp your feet on the poor…
The conspiracy, oh Hillary…
You still want to be President!
The first lady in the White House Distillery,
Where all of our monies will be spent…
The witchery, oh Hillary…
You’ve lived all your life in politics,
Receiving many gifts from your auxiliary
And all you gave us was your bag of tricks…
The misery, oh Hillary…
The hidden world of you and Podesta,
With pizzas on special delivery,
And the authorities ready to arrest-ya…
The contradictory, oh Hillary…
What’s the deal with you and Trump?
Do you stand for all liberty?
Or do you stand up to grump?
This verse is intended for entertainment purposes ONLY! No politicians or children were harmed in the making of this poem…No names were changed to protect the guilty…If I disappear within the next two weeks…Well hopefully, you'll know who to contact...(All in good clean fun kids)
April.08.2019
A Realistic Hillary Clinton Poem
Sponsored by: Michael Wegman
Placed 5'th...Thank You
Hillary Rodham Clinton graduated from Yale Law School. She had served as secretary of state, senator from New York, first lady of the United States, first lady of Arkansas, a practicing lawyer and law professor. She's never forgotten where she came from. Hillary has fought for the needs of children everywhere and social justice. She was inspired by Martin Luther King Jr. after she heard him give a speech.
Our former First Lady of the United States ran for president of the United States and lost. She did win the people popular vote with 2,868,686 more votes, but lost the electoral vote by 77. The choice expressed collectively by the electoral college, which determines the winner of elections for president and vice-president in the US. If she had won, she would have been the first female president of the United States a great step for women.
4/3/2019
The title of First Lady is no more than a reflected fame,
resting to such laurel falls outside her choosing frame.
Devotion and diligence having delineated her career trace,
faith and fidelity having paved decades of her footpace,
Senator, Secretary of State successively went to her name.
For her, still to surmount the first female POTUS place,
the hardest ceiling to break, the tallest order to tame.
But when she played fair, her opponents got the opposite case.
Foreign clout's long arm sneaked in,
domestic clown's long gown strutted out,
sweeping full view were snickering coyotes, their fangs churning,
who'd be here to heed my whimper and share my yearning?
As her lifetime endeavor came not to entelechy, but to stall,
how could her advocates stay away from wormwood and gall?
Hillary a lady with a great ambition
She wanted to be the boss of the nation
She dreamed to be president of USA
She ran a grueling campaign
She knocked opponents in succession
She met finally with one remaining obstacle
A tough guy from her city of Chicago
His name Barack Hussein Obama
They ran neck to neck for a while
His slogan was 'Yes We Can'
He mesmerized the crowds
As the race progressed
He streaked ahead
He finally won the race
With big smile he won the prize
Hillary Clinton had her place
In the history books and pages
Her name will be engraved
As the first lady
Who almost reached the top
Hillary Clinton held her head high
when losing both the Presidential elections
she graciously stepped aside.
She more than qualified for all held positions.
Such as counselor in her jurisdiction.
And as First Lady of the Nation
she deserves a standing ovation.
As Senator of New York
she proudly held the torch
for that we have no remorse.
Diligently served as president Obama's
Secretary of State.
With whom no other traveled at her rate.
She won the popular vote so winning
the 2016 election was no laughing joke.
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