Best Hillary Poems
Hillary Clinton
Wished she had won
Crying tears of defeat
While her opponent tweets!
‘Damn Liar’! said Hillary to Bill
You told me ‘that girl’ was on the pill
Now she’s got a tum
As big as they come
You're the daddy, now ain’t that a thrill!
22nd May 2015
(prior to tha ode dee us political stink sans hillary rodham clinton, i scrawled out this poem. her likelihood to grasp to political mantle than considerably greater than fourteen months when another official will help keep america safe and sound from cares and concerns of an uncertain future).
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Bill leave me
Hugh will cause a beloved howel
From him – the divine necromancer with magic dowel
If ambition stirs thee to make presidential bid for we Chelsea
Reverberating throughout terrestrial bowel
Analogous to former reigning supreme ringleader Muhammad Ali!
As an obedient student who crossed his t’s and affixed every “I” with a dot
Although high letter grades this older papa never got
(Undiagnosed anxiety inducing pressure cooker symptoms made me hot)
I recognize brilliance, and thus would immediately cast my lot
From the current secretary of state whose political skills right on spot!
One year hence, this democrat will cast his vote
Without doubt maintaining his party line
No matter campaigners with republican huzzahs will tote
Unable to change opinion of mine
Praying that economic maelstrom she can brazenly smote
If necessary seeking oracle of Delphi for a positive sign
Or devising my own catchy slogan to quote
Common as this generic human dust mote
Whose esprit de corps would to the stratosphere float
Like some over inflated helium filled ballooning goat
Kidding nobody that view from on high depicts sinking American boat!
Please take to heart
From this fellow (among ship of fools)
Who decries special interest groups sway to sabotage and up-end donkey cart
With extreme elephantiasis haunting white house with ghouls
With penchant to undermine sacred constitution with graffiti art!
This Joe schmoe of a lame duck nada so soup per poet
(who idolizes billy eve able applications of a cigar re: monica lewinsky)
would be in awe
And inwardly hee-haw
If this poem affected your name to be on ballot garnering cheers from this paw
And knows that in those random polls made of straw
The former forty second first lady gaga to engender revolutionary thaw!
I'm not all that enthused about Trump for Commander-In-Chief.
I personally find his narcissistic behavior beyond belief!
However, he or anyone else in my biased opinion is preferred to Hillary.
With her past precarious behavior she is fair-play for ridicule and pillory!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(Sorry folks - just expressing my hallowed lst Amendment Rights!)
Well, it appears we're gonna have a choice between Hillary and Trump.
Personally, I'd rather see for president Mister Forrest Gump!
At least Forrest has attributes that are attractive to this voter,
You know, stuff like honesty and not a chest-thumping self-promoter!
With Hillary and Billary at the helm, Lord have mercy on this nation,
And likewise with Trump who has a propensity for creating consternation!
Where are the real leaders like Reagan, Truman, Roosevelt and Lincoln?
With Hillary or Trump in office we'll be in one helluva fix I'm a-thinkin'!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Trump or Hillary - A crucial choice for America
.
Madam Hillary may be moving
On the road of American election
With a greater speed than Trump
On the cushions of wealthy donations
Provided to her by her rich and wealthy friends
.
But I wondered and anticipated
What would be?
The likely reactions of the people of America
Whether they would prefer a stronger America
When they would assemble
To cast their votes
For making a more dynamic and prosperous America
Safer, sturdy and an America
Which would march
On the roads of new discoveries and inventions
Not for the destruction of the world
But for the welfare of all Americans
And for the welfare of the world.
.
A thought came to my mind
That the people of America
Would not cast their votes just blindly
Without weighing
Different aspects of their vote choices
And the potentials of these two powerful candidates
In my view they would cast their votes
After making their evaluations
As per liking and intellectual taste.
.
As such, the results would be astonishing
As it would also decide
The future journey of America
Whether it would be safe in the hands of Hillary
Or it would be safer
Under the boldness of Trumph
Who wants to do many things new.
.
The factor that Madam Hillary
Is moving fast
On the cushions of donated money
Would be the deciding factor
In the coming elections of America
To determine
The future path of this powerful nation of the world.
.
As a friend of American people and poets
I shall be waiting
For the very interesting 2016 election results.
.
Ravindra K Kapoor
M.P India 03rd Nov. 2016
Two hearts
entwined
as one
remain
forever
young
graydye -The God Poet-
(November 2016)
Twas Hillig, but the Limey Gove
Did whine and witter in the Brext.
All Szyddly was the Orban cove
And Grabberwock out-Mexed.
“Beware the Grabberwock, my dear,
The salesman’s talk, the dubious thatch.
Beware his leakiwick, and fear
His groomious undersnatch.”
She took her righteous sword in hand.
Her people cried “Deplore, deplore!”
So rested she by the Dumdum tree—
And thought “deplore” some more.
And as in huffish thought she stood,
The Grabberwock, with hair aflame,
Came breitling through the barty wood,
And goebbelled as he came.
One, two! One, two! And through and through
His virtual blade went twitter-t***.
She got more voters, but he was POTUS
And he getrumphed like that:-
“See, I have slain the Hillinast!
I’ll build a wall, hire every mate!
I’ll bigly take America
And make it really grate.”
“I’ll put all Muslims in a book,
Intern them just like Nips,
And make sure Gooks use their own nukes
For the Trumpocalypse.”
“I’ll help the rich (more than that b****!).
I’ll make the bankers fat.
The blacks I’ll hump—and screw the Trump-
enproletariat.”
’Tis chillig. For the Sess-i-ones
Doth Bolt- and Bann-on on the right
All Vladdy are Assange’s tones
And prospects all outsh***.
Rob Whitford
Notes:
1. Needless to say, this is a parody of “Jabberwocky”, by Lewis Carroll
2. The first “Grabberwocky” was a much better poem—a “Jabberwocky” parody written in 1939 (http://www.waxdog.com/jabberwocky/nazi.html). Thanks to this for general inspiration, the title and the sadly still relevant verb “to goebbel”.
3. Re the slightly nerdy line 3, Beata Szydlo and Viktor Orban were the conservative nationalist Prime Ministers of Poland and Hungary, respectively, at the time.....
Copyright © Robert Whitford 2016
Hillary Clinton has been under fire
This was not her desire
There's something on the table
She'll do that if she's able
Wonder why she just doesn't retire
Somehow
every time
I see you
You
are more
beautiful
than the time
before
graydye 8-23-14
Another Loss By Hillary
A lot of people are upset about Hillary's loss.
Politics should be kept out off of FaceBook just like out of church.
I am really worried about Trump. Staff he is choosing are a bunch of has beens. Stock market is already being affected. We are headed for some hard times.
The Bradley Effect and Closet voters highly affected the election. They either told people that they would vote one way but voted another or they came out of the closet, voted, and returned back.
Many women gave into their husbands and went ahead and voted their way just to get them off of their backs. Guess you could call it being hen-pecked. What is going to happen when Trump has to go on trial in the cases of the 12 women abused? I had already heard long ago how Trump U
had taken advantage of people.
Once in office Trump will have to expose his tax return. All other previous Presidents did this. His return is not going to be audited forever. Actually, the only one being audited is the current one and he could have released all previous ones. You can actually go on line and see the income tax returns of all past Presidents.
Comey will be under a Congressional investigation as to why he did what he did and when he did it. He broke the Hatch Act which I know about having been a Federal employee. What would have been really interesting is if Trump would have run as a Democrat and Hillary as a Republican.
Trump wasn't really elected. The representative of the Republican Party was elected no matter who it had been. Qualities, experience and education should be prerequisites not party affiliation.
What amazed me is the higher your education and more satisfied you are, the more likely you were to vote for Hillary. The lower your education level was and less satisfied you were with the way things are the more likely you were to vote for Trump. The more open your mind was the more likely you were to vote for Hillary as opposed to less likely voting for Trump.
Often it is better to be safe than sorry. We may end up being sorry but I hope not.
It's time...
For a mother
In this mother.
Bring out those tambourines!
Brother Wolf will scream, as
Black, white, and in-between keys harmonize as teams.
It's time!
Let's look the world over
Wise women don't cower.
From the U.S. to Timbuktu, toot on!
First, the weak is made strong
Fair Ms. America now holds the baton.
It's time!
Let's view Parliament or Liberia's Head of Government
Indira, Thatcher, and Golda Meir had presence.
In the morning, a woman's voice
In the heat of day, mix of fem as choice
In the evening; women, too, have cause to rejoice.
It's time we forget Hillary's emails
Some Politicians tell tall tales
Donald Trump will stumble and fail.
Who can cast the first stone?
Why are we bones of one bone?
What King without a Queen holds throne?
It's time we know...
Wise women communicate and shine like stars
Wise women regard all as brothers and sisters.
Have a hand in history's wheel and wagon
Haven't you heard, women were left to carry on
Have not men to women pass the baton?
It's time once again, history is made
Mothers will choose Hillary's name for babes
The White House staff will know of smoother sails.
Bring out your tambourines!
Brother Wolf will scream, as
Black, white, and in-between harmonize as terrific teams.
It's time!
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Twas Hillig, but the Limey Gove
Did whine and witter in the Brext.
All Szyddly was the Orban cove
And Grabberwock out-Mexed.
“Beware the Grabberwock, my dear,
The salesman’s talk, the dubious thatch.
Beware his leakiwick, and fear
His groomious undersnatch.”
She took her righteous sword in hand.
Her people cried “Deplore, deplore!”
So rested she by the Dumdum tree—
And thought “deplore” some more.
And as in huffish thought she stood,
The Grabberwock, with hair aflame,
Came breitling through the barty wood,
And goebbelled as he came.
One, two! One, two! And through and through
His virtual blade went twitter-t***.
She got more voters, but he was POTUS,
And that, dear friends, was that.
“See, I have slain the Hillinast!
The presidency’s now my toy.
Oh Priebous day! Steve Bannon may
Hire Sessions, good ol’ boy.”
’Tis chillig, for the hydrogeoles
Now rattle loudly in the Jong.
All kneely are the sportiproles –
And Trump’s gone on too long.
Rob Whitford
Notes:
1. Needless to say, this is a parody of “Jabberwocky”, by Lewis Carroll
2. The first “Grabberwocky” was a much better poem—a “Jabberwocky” parody written in 1939 (http://www.waxdog.com/jabberwocky/nazi.html). Thanks to this for general inspiration, the title and the sadly still relevant verb “to goebbel”.
3. This is Grabberwocky-2a, because it is an amended and updated version of Grabberwocky-2, also on this site, which dates from late 2016. The amendments are in last couple of stanzas.
4. Regarding the slightly nerdy line 3, Beata Szydlo and Viktor Orban were the conservative nationalist Prime Ministers of Poland and Hungary, respectively at the time of the original draft. As of late 2020, Orban is still there.....
Hillary Clinton
CNN, grandchild, her eyes are a-glintin'
but then in an instance
unbelievably called her 'my creme de resistance' !
Playing the Game, The Early Years
For Hillary (Clinton) and Vlad The Impaler
AKA Putin
In the early years, they were together so much
I thought they were sh*gging
Perhaps Hillary thought her day had come
And it was she who could now do the bragging
“Bill you’re an amateur, a pussy, a jerk
I told you your arrangement with that cheap intern wouldn’t work
But look at me now no pearls, short hair and a power suit
By the way Vlad, he says you’re a total fruit”
“You’re old and tired and you have white hair
But I go to the Kremlin
To f*ck the Emperor of Russia in the bare
He even buys me expensive underwear”
But in the world of Putin nothing is what is seems
We will never really know what is going on until he leaves
But why did she make him seem all shiny, legitimate and new
Because Hillary has helped Putin to f*ck both her and all of us too.
Cheers Hil....