Short Hillary Poems
Short Hillary Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Hillary by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Hillary by length and keyword.
I miss hillary
Judge people by their lies
The white house next door
It's new owners are unkind
Evil winds enter the white house
Hillary Clinton
CNN, grandchild, her eyes are a-glintin'
but then in an instance
unbelievably called her 'my creme de resistance' !
DON'T vote for Hillary who's just got no clue
because she is full of voodoo
Hillary is guilty of many a crime
so tip the vote so she does time!
Don't vote Trump who’s just not in,
Because that would be a huge sin,
Hillary’s not guilty of any emailing,
So don't tip the vote, be affirming.
Maintain Dignity Horn Haiku
Maintain dignity (5)
You should always stay with me (7)
I am Hillary. (5)
How is that for a Hillary Horn Haiku?
Jim Horn
Form:
Trump called her 'Crooked Hillary;'
It became an incessant curse.
After firing Tillerson through the media:
It's plain that Trump's much worse.
Hillary, dillary... you're toast
Your spouse is at a wienie roast --
His frankfurter's burned
He's with an intern --
You look like you just saw a ghost
It seems that we’d not seen enough
Of young actress Hilary Duff.
What is the causative?
She’s body-positive;
I won’t be the one to rebuff!
Hillary Clinton has been under fire
This was not her desire
There's something on the table
She'll do that if she's able
Wonder why she just doesn't retire
See Her Stain
It was hard to explain
But Hillary met midnight train
Where has all the time went
She sure has my consent
But lost and see her stain.
Jim Horn
Trump Mourners Horn Haiku
They are Trump mourners
He has backed them in a corner
While bothering her.
He called Hillary a bigot.
Can you imagine.
Jim Horn
In Hillary Book Read
What we read and the final result,
By Trump received another insult;
Brain so big;
Size of a fig;
With psychiatrist needs to consult.
Jim Horn
A Wonderful Book
A Wonderful Book Hillary would write,
And for you to read it she did invite;
Every place,
I see her face;
Now I do read it both day and night.
Jim Horn
An Exquisite Visit
Hillary was here when she did visit;
Had been exceptional and exquisite;
Trump perverted,
And he diverted;
Sure sad goodbye she would kiss it.
Jim Horn
‘Damn Liar’! said Hillary to Bill
You told me ‘that girl’ was on the pill
Now she’s got a tum
As big as they come
You're the daddy, now ain’t that a thrill!
22nd May 2015
Trump Not Very Smart
America started to fall apart
Should have a change of heart
Down path don't be ever led
Have voted for Hillary instead
But Trump who is not very smart.
Jim Horn
With Remorse and Off Course
On one evening was much remorse;
Hillary had lost after being off course;
Sharpened claws,
With many laws;
Of sin, Trump became his own source.
Jim Horn
I watched a surprise win the other night
in states which had the brightest blue in sight,
so while the returns came in
Democrats were in chagrin...
their Hillary called to concede the fight.
Hillary Heart Horn Limerick
Hillary has heart good and pure
And Trump longer must endure
Quite a pair together make
Guess what for goodness sake
Days to election become fewer.
Jim Horn
Trump Should Disavow
Trump we all should disavow
Hillary is best here and now
With murder he has been getting by
Best if politicians cannot lie
Can't remember how now brown cow.
Jim Horn
Deplorable and Incorrigable
Hillary we know is always adorable;
Trump is supported by a deplorable;
Habits horrendous;
Totally stupendous;
Has become ignorant and incorrigible.
Jim Horn
Finished Reading Hillary Book
Finally we will see Hillary a lot more;
One who we all do love and adore;
Great things done;
With so much fun;
Prepare for what future has in store.
Jim Horn
Hill – lair - y
Gone but not forgotten…
the rancid stench of hope
…..gone rotten.
©4/8/2019
A Realistic Hillary Clinton Poem Poetry Contest
Michael Wegman - sponsor
Trump Was Satiated Horn Limerick
With sins Trump was satiated
Things he did were ill-fated
Looked like an elegant loser
Really surely a lalapaluzer
Hillary supporters he agitated.
Jim Horn
Hillary To Save the Day
Hillary has come to save the day
For all his lies, Trump must pay
With IRA had many a hassle
When he bought another castle
In the end had to give them away.
Jim Horn