Hemorrhoids Poems - Poems about Hemorrhoids

...Bad Bad Bad Bad Sympathy I Don't Know What Periods Are Like But My Hemorrhoids Are Really Bad Today! TMI No No No No No No No No No... Don't Post This Don't Post This Don't Post This......

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... Mona Lisa’s crooked smile on a half-crushed Campbell’s Soup can Joe Dimaggio reciting his pronouns uneasily then lowering his batting hand into a scalding hot cup......

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...Everyone nose, especially Al R. Gee, I haint no otolaryngologist Nonetheless this bard **** videre licet punster mocker feels gratitude courtesy Kaitlyn Gilsenan, PA-C a moost deal height full......

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...I feel in führer rated and envious... entrapped within webbed wide world weft as a rump pulled stilts skein at warp speed exhibiting my heroic trumpian wiles cuz he (johnny come lately) a then......

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...Learning when/how to close seat then... flush... the toilet with good frisson! Bull leave me you, though how bison teen and juvenile from a sixty four year old married male no less! (alter......

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...Here lies James Jacob McInerny Died of hemorrhoids at forty-three Sick of something nobody gave, Scratched himself into an early grave Nicked his bud while trying to shave....

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...Everyone nose, I haint no otolaryngologist Nonetheless this bard **** feels gratitude courtesy Laurence V. Cramer, D.O. without cerumen eye zing May 17th, 2022 'ere and thank dog guardian ange......

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...Abusive soul who tormented my heart I didn’t wait for us to drift apart I found inner strength at last So don’t look at me aghast You’re merely a crumb on my heart’s pie chart A defu......

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...Gifts are personal, subject to one's taste. Many are perfect, some are thrown away. Others left unopened; a few are embraced. A surprise gift, quite worthy of the wait, the doctor's diagnosis ......

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...My happiest days were when fully employed Those were the days that I really enjoyed Would work all night Till the morning light Though I developed a case of hemorrhoids......

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...He bought a product against hemorrhoids at the pharmacy The word alone can do many people wrinkle their noses Product information : "Should be inserted......

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...Jim's hemorrhoids were hurting him so He then went to a doctor named Flo With her fingers she probed while old Jim was unrobed Then Jim yelled out, "Doc, I have to go" It was then he st......

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...Learning when/how to close seat then... flush... the toilet with good frisson! (alternately titled long windedly using lower case letters: no matter tidily bowled over based upon real events, ......

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...Here I sit all broken hearted. The loo it braced, but I only farted. My paper shivered, the walls did shake. Those darn burritos the wife did bake. Morning poo time come and gone. My charmins ......

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...cuz poisonous toxins sting like scorpions severely crimping ability to sit down absorption radiating throughout every cell guaranteeing abstention against hidebound contract, no ifs, ands, nor......

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