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Death By Hemorrhoids

Here lies James Jacob McInerny Died of hemorrhoids at forty-three Sick of something nobody gave, Scratched himself into an early grave Nicked his bud while trying to shave. Written November 6, 2022

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Richard Colbert

Date: 11/12/2022 3:17:00 PM

Sounds like he got a bum wrap?

L Milton Hankins
Date: 11/12/2022 6:58:00 PM

All I can say is, it pays to get a professional to do a proper shave in that area.

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 11/8/2022 9:09:00 AM

Wish I had written this, finny man! / Maurice

Robert Gorelick

Date: 11/7/2022 2:45:00 PM

Sounds like a real pain in the bud. Preparation-H anyone? A real tragedy, I believe Shakespear made a play about it. "Mid-summer nights scream." Lol

L Milton Hankins
Date: 11/7/2022 3:30:00 PM

(CHUCKLING) Good one, Robert.

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 11/7/2022 2:03:00 PM

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! OUCH! and a bit of laughter too.

L Milton Hankins
Date: 11/7/2022 2:18:00 PM

Thanks, Caren. Yes, some things are just funny, even if they are tragic.

Brian Sambourne

Date: 11/7/2022 11:02:00 AM

So original, Milton! Congratulations on such a delightful write. Enjoyed every line especially that socko ending. Cheers, Brian

L Milton Hankins
Date: 11/7/2022 11:04:00 AM

Thanks so much, Brian. I'm really pleased you liked it.

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 11/7/2022 9:03:00 AM

I read that it is a very unpleasant affliction. Eww - but humorous Milt. :)

L Milton Hankins
Date: 11/7/2022 10:39:00 AM

I think that's what epitaphs are supposed to be, but sometimes they can be jarring...and even disgusting. I suppose on should never laugh at death, but some things about it are just funny, period.