Kitschy-Kitschy-Coo

Mona Lisa’s crooked smile on a half-crushed Campbell’s Soup can Joe Dimaggio reciting his pronouns uneasily then lowering his batting hand into a scalding hot cup of ‘Mr. Coffee’ Where have you gone, Mrs. Robinson? Where else? to the bathroom ~ Hemorrhoids again Barney Fife whittling Andy’s image to sawdust with a rusty pocket-knife -- contracting tetanus in the process Andy Warhol grinning madly as the word ‘culture’ is finally eliminated from America’s lexicon ~ All hail to pink, plastic flamingoes! ~