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The Doctor Is Out

Jim's hemorrhoids were hurting him so
 He then went to a doctor named Flo
  With her fingers she probed
 while old Jim was unrobed
 Then Jim yelled out, "Doc, I have to go"

  It was then he started passing gass
  Right in the doctor's face, that poor lass!
 soon after Flo passed out
  And it left not a doubt
  That old Jim was a pain in the a**

 4-19-2020
 Limerick Contest
 Sponsor: Janice Canerdy

Copyright © Joseph May | Year Posted 2020

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Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/8/2020 9:32:00 PM sure do remember this one!! Congrats, my friend. Login to Reply

Mohan Chutani Date: 5/8/2020 7:24:00 PM Joseph, there is a lot happening between doctors and patients. This funny side was good. Congrats. Mohan Login to Reply

John Watt Date: 5/8/2020 5:02:00 PM Joseph I smell a winner! Thanks for 'passing' this one along, and congratulations on your win ~ John (p.s. now I know why doctors get paid so much!) Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 5/8/2020 2:48:00 PM Dropping back with my congratulations on your win Joseph:-)hugs Jan xx Login to Reply

Janice Canerdy Date: 5/8/2020 1:15:00 PM Thank you for entering your great poem my contest, and CONGRATULATIONS on your win, Joseph! Janice Login to Reply

Judy Ball Date: 5/1/2020 4:51:00 PM Ooohoohoo! The kind of thing that makes a person NOT envy doctors. Well Done. Really made me chuckle. God Bless, JB Login to Reply

Funom Makama Date: 4/30/2020 12:50:00 AM hahahahahahahahahaha.... Straight to my fav. Hilarious and wonderful. Oh boy! Login to Reply

Richard Lamoureux Date: 4/29/2020 10:05:00 AM Oh my, I guess some things are unavoidable. Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 4/27/2020 4:34:00 PM haha, I just knew Jan must have seen this and I looked down and saw that sure enough. Login to Reply Joseph May Date: 4/27/2020 7:08:00 PM Lol, She loves it, thanks Andrea..

Jennifer Proxenos Date: 4/21/2020 12:22:00 PM LOL, LOL - real fun write - we need more of these nowadays so that we can laugh more and forget reality for a while. Blessings, Jennifer. Login to Reply Joseph May Date: 4/27/2020 7:05:00 PM Yes we do, Thank you Jennifer

Brandy Nicole Date: 4/19/2020 10:40:00 PM When you gotta go, you gotta go. :) And Jim, he let it all out. This is cute, clever and so creative. Thanks for the smile this evening. :) Brandy Login to Reply Joseph May Date: 4/21/2020 8:24:00 AM Thank you Brandy

Vijay Pandit Date: 4/19/2020 3:36:00 PM Hilarious! Login to Reply Joseph May Date: 4/19/2020 10:24:00 PM Thank you Vijay

Jan Allison Date: 4/19/2020 2:35:00 PM ha ha ha I love a good farty poem and this is a gas!:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Joseph May Date: 4/19/2020 3:26:00 PM Lol, don't I know it.... Thanks Jan..

Silent One Date: 4/19/2020 1:00:00 PM Oh God....hahaha Login to Reply Joseph May Date: 4/19/2020 1:22:00 PM Thank yu Silent..

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 4/19/2020 12:33:00 PM Something smells funny! ;D, Login to Reply Joseph May Date: 4/19/2020 12:54:00 PM Lol, thank you Mo