The Doctor Is Out
Jim's hemorrhoids were hurting him so
He then went to a doctor named Flo
With her fingers she probed
while old Jim was unrobed
Then Jim yelled out, "Doc, I have to go"
It was then he started passing gass
Right in the doctor's face, that poor lass!
soon after Flo passed out
And it left not a doubt
That old Jim was a pain in the a**
4-19-2020
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Copyright © Joseph May | Year Posted 2020
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