Joseph May Poet Limerick

The Doctor Is Out

Jim's hemorrhoids were hurting him so
 He then went to a doctor named Flo
  With her fingers she probed
 while old Jim was unrobed
 Then Jim yelled out, "Doc, I have to go"

  It was then he started passing gass
  Right in the doctor's face, that poor lass!
 soon after Flo passed out
  And it left not a doubt
  That old Jim was a pain in the a**

 4-19-2020
 Limerick Contest
 Sponsor: Janice Canerdy

♡Like0

Share Poem

---

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Andrea Dietrich May 8, 2020 at 9:32 PM sure do remember this one!! Congrats, my friend.

Mohan Chutani May 8, 2020 at 7:24 PM Joseph, there is a lot happening between doctors and patients. This funny side was good. Congrats. Mohan

John Watt May 8, 2020 at 5:02 PM Joseph I smell a winner! Thanks for 'passing' this one along, and congratulations on your win ~ John (p.s. now I know why doctors get paid so much!)

Jan Allison May 8, 2020 at 2:48 PM Dropping back with my congratulations on your win Joseph:-)hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy May 8, 2020 at 1:15 PM Thank you for entering your great poem my contest, and CONGRATULATIONS on your win, Joseph! Janice

Judy Ball May 1, 2020 at 4:51 PM Ooohoohoo! The kind of thing that makes a person NOT envy doctors. Well Done. Really made me chuckle. God Bless, JB

Funom Makama April 30, 2020 at 12:50 AM hahahahahahahahahaha.... Straight to my fav. Hilarious and wonderful. Oh boy!

Richard Lamoureux April 29, 2020 at 10:05 AM Oh my, I guess some things are unavoidable.

Andrea Dietrich April 27, 2020 at 4:34 PM haha, I just knew Jan must have seen this and I looked down and saw that sure enough. Joseph May April 27, 2020 at 7:08 PM Lol, She loves it, thanks Andrea..

Jennifer Proxenos April 21, 2020 at 12:22 PM LOL, LOL - real fun write - we need more of these nowadays so that we can laugh more and forget reality for a while. Blessings, Jennifer. Joseph May April 27, 2020 at 7:05 PM Yes we do, Thank you Jennifer

Brandy Nicole April 19, 2020 at 10:40 PM When you gotta go, you gotta go. :) And Jim, he let it all out. This is cute, clever and so creative. Thanks for the smile this evening. :) Brandy Joseph May April 21, 2020 at 8:24 AM Thank you Brandy

Vijay Pandit April 19, 2020 at 3:36 PM Hilarious! Joseph May April 19, 2020 at 10:24 PM Thank you Vijay

Jan Allison April 19, 2020 at 2:35 PM ha ha ha I love a good farty poem and this is a gas!:-) hugs Jan xx Joseph May April 19, 2020 at 3:26 PM Lol, don't I know it.... Thanks Jan..

Silent One April 19, 2020 at 1:00 PM Oh God....hahaha Joseph May April 19, 2020 at 1:22 PM Thank yu Silent..

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart April 19, 2020 at 12:33 PM Something smells funny! ;D, Joseph May April 19, 2020 at 12:54 PM Lol, thank you Mo