Heinie Poems - Poems about Heinie

...Hurriedly enroute to her royal majesty porcelain goddess throne whereupon earlier today March 28th, 2022, after incomplete defecation sitting pretty on pissoir, I jiggled and wiggled posterior ......Read the rest...

...It was love at first sight seeing your furry faces. To scoop you up and take you to various places. Me and Ash are so happy to be your mom and dad. Your shenanigans made us both glad and mad. ......Read the rest...

...Thine Pauciloquent Gadzooks, nudiustertion, thy widdershins wound-up swingswung has taterd and thee cannot ride ineseness culled sunset anymore, buntincludes a valetudinarian spirit lamprophon......Read the rest...

...Bums are funny, I don't know why giggling 'til I nearly cry- Silly nicknames are so much fun like tuchis, tail, rump or buns Some are dainty, sweet or cutesy like heinie, cheeks, and petoots......Read the rest...

...**** lies zing constipation nothing to poo poo about, cuz when bedeviled by colorectal obstruction without wasted doubt, that malodorous, malevolent malady analogous......Read the rest...

...There once was a lass from Miami Poor girl, she had breasts that were tiny Quite squeezable though And wouldn't you know She also possessed a very tiny heinie......Read the rest...

...There once was a lass from Miami Poor girl, she had breasts that were tiny Quite squeezable though And wouldn't you know She also possessed a tiny heinie © Jack Ellison 2015......Read the rest...

...They, thought I gave a rat's ass about their cockroach offspring.... The fact is I tried to tell Lucifer that he should spray these abortions Before such become his own plague within, fading time ? Y......Read the rest...

...If bees have knees They must be quite tiny What about elbows Or a cute tiny heinie? And what about thighs That end at the knees? Do they ever wear shorts? Are they hassled by fleas? Now how about h......Read the rest...

...What makes a beer lager? By not being smaller? And I'm lookin' at a botttle of Heineken, Boy, Ken's heinie must be sore!! And just what was Pac-man packin"??? A thirty-eight?? Must one pledge......Read the rest...