There once was a lass from Miami
Poor girl, she had breasts that were tiny
Quite squeezable though
And wouldn't you know
She also possessed a wee heinie
Thine Pauciloquent
Gadzooks, nudiustertion,
thy widdershins wound-up swingswung has taterd
and thee cannot ride ineseness culled sunset anymore,
buntincludes a valetudinarian spirit
lamprophony tippytoppidy drop-within-thee,
thy typhlotic orb's waves an ocean,
minding a polypropylene plaited empennage
cleft to its heinie,
I will xertz vioutful sunrise drink
for intoastkneewhip is thy jentacular
and bibulously skyrolary the twilight
with a tittynope star having misticality
meldrop a tinklingtwinkle
only to awakent anew zoanthropy.
2020 August 02
Bums are funny, I don't know why
giggling 'til I nearly cry-
Silly nicknames are so much fun
like tuchis, tail, rump or buns
Some are dainty, sweet or cutesy
like heinie, cheeks, and petootsie
Timid hinting at their meanings
“back-end”, “behind”... backward leanings
While some are spunky, full of sass
like keister, bum, or tush, (or ass)
Posterior and derriere
both spell it out with quite a flair!
But buttocks, butt, or plain “backside”
bare it all- with nothing to hide
Haunches, hindquarters, can or seat
the list goes on without repeat...
Rear-ends, bottoms, duffs, full moons
all leave me laughing like a loon!
There once was a lass from Miami
Poor girl, she had breasts that were tiny
Quite squeezable though
And wouldn't you know
She also possessed a very tiny heinie
There once was a lass from Miami
Poor girl, she had breasts that were tiny
Quite squeezable though
And wouldn't you know
She also possessed a tiny heinie
© Jack Ellison 2015
They, thought I gave a rat's ass about their cockroach offspring....
The fact is I tried to tell Lucifer that he should spray these abortions
Before such become his own plague within, fading time ? Yet knowing
His prince he's probably too busy sniffing his own balls to truly know what
The _uck is really going on ? So I chugged another Heinie and smiled thinking
How very ironic this twist of lime finding myself hoping for these Angels once lost
Save the love they left behind or better still a destined rhyme beyound her night his, joke.
If bees have knees
They must be quite tiny
What about elbows
Or a cute tiny heinie?
And what about thighs
That end at the knees?
Do they ever wear shorts?
Are they hassled by fleas?
Now how about hair
Is it long and flowing?
Do they wear tiny parkas
When winter wind's blowing?
When one tells a joke
Do the other ones giggle?
Can they write with a pen
Does it look like a squiggle?
Do you know what scares 'em?
Do they have any fears?
When a bee friend dies
Do they cry honey tears?
© Jack Ellison 2012
What makes a beer lager? By not being smaller?
And I'm lookin' at a botttle of Heineken,
Boy, Ken's heinie must be sore!!
And just what was Pac-man packin"???
A thirty-eight??
Must one pledge first to get a club foot??
Someone told me GatoreAid had
electric lights....
But mine wouldn't light up.
Don't think I have given up on the open quiz-
Another clue: Who says lightning can't
strike twice!!??
You know you're likely in for a bad day,
When someone steals your burgler alarm.
My aluminum rap won't sing about
"the hood"!!
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