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A Tiny Heinie

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There once was a lass from Miami
Poor girl, she had breasts that were tiny
Quite squeezable though
And wouldn't you know 
She also possessed a wee heinie



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Categories: heinie, hilarious,
Form: Limerick

I Made a Beeline Bustle

...Hurriedly enroute to her royal majesty
porcelain goddess throne
whereupon earlier today
March 28th, 2022,
after incomplete defecation
sitting pretty on pissoir,
I jiggled and wiggled posterior
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Categories: heinie, adventure, animal, blessing, business,
Form: Rhyme

That Cat Chat

...It was love at first sight seeing your furry faces. 
To scoop you up and take you to various places. 
Me and Ash are so happy to be your mom and dad. 
Your shenanigans made us both glad and mad. 
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Categories: heinie, appreciation, best friend, cat,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Thine Pauciloquent

...Thine Pauciloquent

Gadzooks, nudiustertion,
thy widdershins wound-up swingswung has taterd
and thee cannot ride ineseness culled sunset anymore,
buntincludes a valetudinarian spirit
lamprophon...

Categories: heinie, dream, drink, loss, meaningful,
Form: Vogon Poetry

Bums Are Funny

...Bums are funny, I don't know why
giggling 'til I nearly cry-

Silly nicknames are so much fun
like tuchis, tail, rump or buns

Some are dainty, sweet or cutesy
like heinie, cheeks, and petoots...

Categories: heinie, funny, humor, humorous, moon,
Form: Rhyme

Praise Zing a Fully Functioning Sphincter Muscle

...**** lies zing constipation
     nothing to poo poo about,
cuz when bedeviled by
     colorectal obstruction 
     without wasted doubt,
that malodorous, 
     malevolent malady
     analogous...

Categories: heinie, break up, conflict, desire,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme

A Tiny Heinie

...There once was a lass from Miami
Poor girl, she had breasts that were tiny
Quite squeezable though
And wouldn't you know 
She also possessed a very tiny heinie...

Categories: heinie, fun,
Form: Limerick

A Tiny Heinie

...There once was a lass from Miami
Poor girl, she had breasts that were tiny
Quite squeezable though
And wouldn't you know 
She also possessed a tiny heinie


© Jack Ellison 2015...

Categories: heinie, sad,
Form: Limerick

Gazing At Creation Knowing: His Love

...They, thought I gave a rat's ass about their cockroach offspring....
The fact is I tried to tell Lucifer that he should spray these abortions
Before such become his own plague within, fading time ? Y...

Categories: heinie, angel, art, autumn,
Form: I do not know?

Bee's Knees

...If bees have knees
They must be quite tiny
What about elbows
Or a cute tiny heinie?

And what about thighs
That end at the knees?
Do they ever wear shorts?
Are they hassled by fleas?

Now how about h...

Categories: heinie, childhood, fantasy, children, ,
Form: Quatrain

Tom's Mental Driveling (Or Tom's Tid Bits)

...What makes a beer lager?  By not being smaller?  
And I'm lookin' at a botttle of Heineken,
Boy, Ken's heinie must be sore!!
And just what was Pac-man packin"???
A thirty-eight??
Must one pledge...

Categories: heinie, confusion, funny, mystery, on
Form: List